Ohemul Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 What's the difference between Norway and outer space? IN OUTER SPACE INTELLIGENT LIFE MIGHT EXIST Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Final Track Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 He is Jesus. It's true. 'tis the truth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bright Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 ^ :wreck: What do the nowegians do to afford a video player? THEY SELL THEIR TV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohemul Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Why do Norweigans pour water into their computers? TO BE ABLE TO SURF THE WEB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs.Chatterbox Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 What is the difference between Swedes and Norwegians? The Swedes have nice neighbours! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs.Chatterbox Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 How do you sink a Swedish battleshin? Put it in the water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs.Chatterbox Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Why does the NEW Swedish navy have glass-bottom boats ? To see the OLD Swedish navy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohemul Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 What is the difference between Swedes and Lithuanians? Lithuanians just can't tell jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wherrwhfer Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 :bow: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crests Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 HAHAHAHAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muzika Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 What is the difference between Swedes and Lithuanians? Lithuanians just can't tell jokes. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bright Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Two norwegian pilots are discussing the possibility of flying to the sun. - It'll probably be too hot - Not at all! We'll fly at night! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest howyousawtheworld Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 How many gears does a French tank have? 4 to go in reverse and 1 to go forward - just in case the enemy attacks from behind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megalomania Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 How many gears does a French tank have? 4 to go in reverse and 1 to go forward - just in case the enemy attacks from behind. Bahahaha! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohemul Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 How do you keep a Norweigan busy for an entire day? WRITE "TURN THE PAGE FOR MORE INFORMATION" ON BOTH SIDES OF A PAPER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bright Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Why do the norwegians go to Sweden to buy TVs? CAUSE THE SWEDISH TV SHOWS ARE SO MUCH BETTER THAN NORWEGIAN ONES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest howyousawtheworld Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 Just think - the old homeless guy who sits outside my local station doesn't know what it's like to have a full tummy on Christmas Day. But he will do this Saturday thanks to me - I'm gonna go down there and tell him. Bet Chris Martin didn't tell that one to the audience at those Crisis gigs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs.Chatterbox Posted December 25, 2010 Share Posted December 25, 2010 Why do the norwegians go to Sweden to buy TVs? CAUSE THE SWEDISH TV SHOWS ARE SO MUCH BETTER THAN NORWEGIAN ONES haha, i didn't know that swedish are doing tv's, because Samsung, Sony and Grundig are the most pupular, but non of them are Swedish :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Myshkin Posted December 25, 2010 Author Share Posted December 25, 2010 When I was there a large amount of the shows were American. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bright Posted December 25, 2010 Share Posted December 25, 2010 yeah american and british and danish and uuh yeah that's it (not really) but there are sooo many british tv shows lul. Not that I'm complaining Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Myshkin Posted August 25, 2013 Author Share Posted August 25, 2013 Are you Irish? Because when I see you my dick is Dublin. :inquisitive: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonny and the cake Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 :facepalm: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobalt Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 when i think of some bad jokes ill be sure to share them too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TraceOddity Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 So this Irishman walks out of a bar... ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 what's the most offensive joke you guys know? The one Frankie Boyle told about why Jack Tweed was the "luckiest man in the world". Absolutely sick, Google it at your own risk, but I'm not even spoilering it here it's that bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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