What's the difference between Norway and outer space?

IN OUTER SPACE INTELLIGENT LIFE MIGHT EXIST

He is Jesus. It's true.

 

'tis the truth!

^

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What do the nowegians do to afford a video player?

THEY SELL THEIR TV

Why do Norweigans pour water into their computers?

TO BE ABLE TO SURF THE WEB

What is the difference between Swedes and Norwegians?

The Swedes have nice neighbours!

How do you sink a Swedish battleshin?

Put it in the water.

Why does the NEW Swedish navy have glass-bottom boats ?

To see the OLD Swedish navy

What is the difference between Swedes and Lithuanians?

Lithuanians just can't tell jokes.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA

What is the difference between Swedes and Lithuanians?

Lithuanians just can't tell jokes.

 

:(

Two norwegian pilots are discussing the possibility of flying to the sun.

- It'll probably be too hot

- Not at all! We'll fly at night!

How many gears does a French tank have?

 

4 to go in reverse and 1 to go forward - just in case the enemy attacks from behind.

How many gears does a French tank have?

 

4 to go in reverse and 1 to go forward - just in case the enemy attacks from behind.

 

Bahahaha! :lol:

How do you keep a Norweigan busy for an entire day?

WRITE "TURN THE PAGE FOR MORE INFORMATION" ON BOTH SIDES OF A PAPER

Why do the norwegians go to Sweden to buy TVs?

CAUSE THE SWEDISH TV SHOWS ARE SO MUCH BETTER THAN NORWEGIAN ONES

Just think - the old homeless guy who sits outside my local station doesn't know what it's like to have a full tummy on Christmas Day.

 

But he will do this Saturday thanks to me - I'm gonna go down there and tell him.

 

 

 

Bet Chris Martin didn't tell that one to the audience at those Crisis gigs!

Why do the norwegians go to Sweden to buy TVs?

CAUSE THE SWEDISH TV SHOWS ARE SO MUCH BETTER THAN NORWEGIAN ONES

haha, i didn't know that swedish are doing tv's, because Samsung, Sony and Grundig are the most pupular, but non of them are Swedish :P

When I was there a large amount of the shows were American.

yeah american and british and danish and uuh yeah that's it (not really) but there are sooo many british tv shows lul. Not that I'm complaining

Are you Irish? Because when I see you my dick is Dublin.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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when i think of some bad jokes ill be sure to share them too

So this Irishman walks out of a bar... ;)

what's the most offensive joke you guys know?

 

The one Frankie Boyle told about why Jack Tweed was the "luckiest man in the world". Absolutely sick, Google it at your own risk, but I'm not even spoilering it here it's that bad.