Prince Myshkin Posted July 16, 2010 Author Share Posted July 16, 2010 So it is just about people's opinions of the thread? In my defence, I'm tired and [slightly] hungover, Greg :P you can't win a thread :hug: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeya Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Dad: Son, I think it's time for the sex talk. Son: Okay. What do you need to know about it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs.Chatterbox Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 ^ :laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Myshkin Posted July 16, 2010 Author Share Posted July 16, 2010 I went to the doctors. He said 'What appears to be the problem?'. I said 'I keep having the same dream, night after night, beautiful girls rushing towards me and I keep pushing them away'. He said 'How can I help?'. I said 'Break my arms!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grace. Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 you can't win a thread :hug: EVIL :angry: :bigcry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Myshkin Posted July 16, 2010 Author Share Posted July 16, 2010 :hug: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Myshkin Posted July 16, 2010 Author Share Posted July 16, 2010 I went to the doctor. He said 'you've got a very serious illness'. I said 'I want a second opinion'. He said 'all right, you're ugly as well'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Myshkin Posted July 16, 2010 Author Share Posted July 16, 2010 I bumped into an old friend the other day. He's got poor eyesight as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Myshkin Posted July 16, 2010 Author Share Posted July 16, 2010 So I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died.'" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Myshkin Posted July 16, 2010 Author Share Posted July 16, 2010 A man goes to a fancy dress party dressed only in his Y-fronts. A woman comes up to him and says "What are you supposed to be?" The man says "A premature ejaculation." "What?" says the woman. The man explains "I've just come in my pants." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Myshkin Posted July 16, 2010 Author Share Posted July 16, 2010 A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs.Chatterbox Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 What are the three quickest ways of spreading a rumour (or gossip). TelegramTelephoneTell a woman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs.Chatterbox Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 When I was young I didn't like going to weddings. My grandmother would tell me, "You're next" However, she stopped doing that after I started saying the same thing to her at funerals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs.Chatterbox Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Why couldn't Cinderella be a good soccer player? She lost her shoe, she ran away from the ball, and her coach was a pumpkin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs.Chatterbox Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empily Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It's amazing how 7 words can make you laugh so much :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmmaLouiseSmyth Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 A thread for people to post jokes they have heard (no matter how offensive). Ok, I'll kick us off A seal walks into a club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Myshkin Posted July 19, 2010 Author Share Posted July 19, 2010 :laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Myshkin Posted July 19, 2010 Author Share Posted July 19, 2010 I just saw a holiday advert "Book by 25th July and your children go free". I know the holiday industry's having a tough time, but I hardly think kidnapping kids and making televised demands like that is the way forward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Myshkin Posted July 19, 2010 Author Share Posted July 19, 2010 i took my girlfriend out on friday night one punch, right to the jaw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Myshkin Posted July 22, 2010 Author Share Posted July 22, 2010 how many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? it's an obscure number, you've probably never heard of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empily Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 I want moar jokesssss :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Myshkin Posted August 12, 2010 Author Share Posted August 12, 2010 god created orgasms so women could still moan when enjoying themselves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megalomania Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 donald rumsfeld, dick cheney and george w. bush are court martialed for 9/11 high crimes and dragged before a firing squad. donald rumsfeld is first placed against the wall, and just before the order to shoot him is given, he yells, "EARTHQUAKE!" the firing squad falls into a panic and rumsfeld jumps over the wall and escapes in the confusion. dick cheney is the second one placed against the wall. the squad is reassembled and dick ponders what his old pal rummy has done. before the order to shoot is given, cheney yells, "TORNADO!" again the squad falls apart and cheney slips over the wall. the last to go, george w. bush, is placed against the wall. as the firing squad is reassembled and the rifles raised in his direction, he grins his texas grin and yells, "FIRE!". That's a blond, brunette, and redhead joke here. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geekchic Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 This thread is amazing. :laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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