Pff, because they're Chris' balls :wacky:

 

I could get pretty gross with explaining :blank:

Pretty Gross eh ?

Yes, like because they're filled with delicious magical sperm babies.

Yes they are and we all want One :D

What? No, I want to drink all of his sperm.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yet again, I'm scaring Chris Martin away :blank:

I Want his Babehs

I'm listening to Nappies Cos It seems appropriate right now :lol:

No humping for 42 days :(

DEAR CHRIS IMMA RAPE YOU.

DEAR CHRIS MARREY MEE

OR I TOO, RAPE YOU .

 

edit 2000th POST WOOOOT

and what a great one with the Chris and the Rape .

:chris: :dance:

Just lemme smell yo dick.

 

 

WAIT WE HAVE A THREAD FOR THIS.

Really :awesome:

PENIS

you ppl will frighten Chris and then he'll run away

Nooooo I'm sorry Chris :bigcry:

If I Meet him I Will Suppress my true feelings for him :(

I WANT CHRIS' SHIRT :bigcry:

It's still on my wall :P

NEVER WASH IT :whip:

I Would cuddle up with it every night :D

Of course not!

And no, to cuddle with a shirt is really freaky :D

Even Chris' Shirt :surprised:

Well it's next best to Chris himself

Until we get our clones That is . :sneaky:

But to cuddle Chris is so much better :D

I Know

I WANT HIS CUDDLES :D

His voice makes me warm imagine what the rest of him can do :D

This!

:laugh3:you guys are gonna scare chrissy away :P

I CAN'T HELP IT :bigcry:

Seriously why does he Look so Haawt

I BLAME HIM , HE MADE ME THIS CRAAZY :freak:

:laugh3:you guys are gonna scare chrissy away :P

 

Ääähm ... no, I don't think so :D

He ain't seen me in person Though has he ?

As far as he knows I look like Serge Pizzorno :P