“I drool all over the place…If you’re in Row A at a Coldplay show, you can really go away with a lot of DNA. You could literally re-create us.” - Chris Martin"

 

:lol:

See he is ASKING us to clone him; it is only our Obligation as Coldplay fans to do just that :sneaky:

Note to Self; Get tickets in the front row and a large jar for collecting Saliva and Harmonicas and Such for next tour. :P

Indeed!

 

Dont forget test tubes!!! and Q tips

Anette i got a present for you:dance: and for all the Chrissy girls:nice:

 

 

the last 4 seconds of this video:blush:

i downloaded it and made another one with just that last bit but my stupid computer won't let me upload it anywhere:( but it's :sweatdrop:

 

 

Huurrr. :wacky:

 

Why do you need his DNA when you can juss Rape him

 

I've thought of that.. so many times :blank:

 

Because Anette and I discussed this and it is FOHBIDDEN!

 

No emotional traumatizing Chris :whip:

 

LOLZ.

 

I could spend some DNA from his shirt, his harmonica or so... :wink3:

 

 

SEND.

 

I just remembered how when i was at the C stage and chris tossed his harmonica clear over my head the first thing i said was "we couldve cloned him with that"

 

I would have caught it, and smelled it, and lick it.

OMNOM.

 

:blank:

 

“I drool all over the place…If you’re in Row A at a Coldplay show, you can really go away with a lot of DNA. You could literally re-create us.” - Chris Martin"

 

:lol:

 

This was my inspiration.

I missed this tread :3

 

 

Chris clone FTW! :awesome:

In Biology Today

my teacher said 'Later on in the year we will be learning about Cloning'

*My face lights up with Joy and the glimmer of Cloning CHRIS MARTIN* ::stunned::sneaky::wink3:

whoaah that's interisting :wideeyed:

can you tell us then what you learned? :wacky:

so we start our own cloning program :sneaky:

We ain't started that topic yet :(

NOOO WE HAVE TO LEARN ABOUT FRICKEN PLANTS .

But when I Do :sneaky:

sad :(

I hate learning about plants :angry:

but tell us then :)

dont just clone chris then plz clone jonny too for us jonny girls.:kiss:

We discussed the Implications on the Cake Industry if we Cloned Tooo Many Jonny's but hey why not ? :laugh3:

yeah a Jonny and Chrissy clone :awesome: :wacko:

I Also want a Serge Pizzorno Clone :love:

Cloning may be illegal but I Do not care :laugh3:

^^^:laugh3: but do you think the cloned Chris will be able to live without jonny:wink3:

We keep them together as a pair Or the chrissy cloners Meet with the Jonny Cloners so that they can be together and Owners can discuss Clone issues like 'HE KEEPS EATING THE CAKE' and 'HE KEEPS HUMPING MY CHAIRS' ......... etc .

'HE KEEPS HUMPING MY CHAIRS'

 

LOL

I Wouldn't mind him humping my chairs so much :P

Might make it awkward when guests are around though

if we clone them and let them lose together then this world would not be enough for them so we keep them to ourselves and let them meet occasionally and discuss their Humping and Eating habits:wink3::sneaky:

Guest : 'Is he Humping your chair'

Me ' Yeaaaaah ..... He misses Jonny '

^:laugh3::laugh3::sneaky:

I'm sorry, but am I the only one who's a little bit creeped out by this thread..? :L

I'm sorry, but am I the only one who's a little bit creeped out by this thread..? :L

 

I Find it Ironic that Cloning is a Question of Science :laugh3:

haha lol, just got that.

I Find it Ironic that Cloning is a Question of Science :laugh3:

 

IN PROGRESS!

I Can't help it with the Puns :dizzy::blush: