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Change of plans, we can freeze Chris Martin :3

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:laugh3:

 

I think we need a pic :D

 

If i could draw i would have made a sketch and showed you but alas i can't draw at all.

i love chris new name. chris 2 penis.:sneaky:

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Chrissy Twoo Penis &

Jonny Cakenomsalot .

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I can draw that, I so am yo.

Chrissy Twoo Penis &

Jonny Cakenomsalot .

:laugh3:

I can draw that, I so am yo.

:cool:

:awesome: I Love this thread

Wonder if Imke or Anna Got any C'NADS Today

ahhh they did

and they're donating the CNADS to our project :evil:

nah i wish :P

they could've gotten GNADS too :wacky:

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THEY DIDN'T ASK FOR C'NADS? :blank:

 

I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU FANGIRLS :whip:

If i met chris I Would be like

'Could I Have some of your Saliva'

that wouldn't be odd at all :lol:

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If I hugged him I would wrap my arms around him then move my arms up his head then cut off a piece of his hair.

 

.. :blank:

Chris' Penises ?

He has more than One :stunned:

 

^maybe he has more then one. :thinking: that i believe makes him super stud and worth cloning. If its true then i want a Chris instead of a Jonny clone:laugh3:

 

i have really vivid imagination and believe i cant get the picture of Chris's two penises out of my head.:wink3:

 

I Can't help Picturing him with Two Penises Now :lol:

 

Chrissay Two Penis :D

For double the Pleasure ;)

 

:laugh3:Chrissay 2-Penis :laugh3:

 

 

 

Oh for gods sake people do i really have to spell it out?

 

 

 

BALLS! BALLS!!!

 

Nads are Balls okay :facepalm: So its like saying ....Chris..... Balls. .......:lol:

 

 

 

 

All though i quite like this plural peni proposal :smug:

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I think Chris' with a double penis is pretty gross.

Like freaky morbid mutant gross.

You just ruined my fun coz i loved the new name for chris but he does have huge magic Balls, he said it himself, so its ok. he still will be a super stud:cool:

chris magic balls anyone....

You just ruined my fun coz i loved the new name for chris but he does have huge magic Balls, he said it himself, so its ok. he still will be a super stud:cool:

chris magic balls anyone....

 

....ballzinis.

thats nice,:\ ballziiinnnnnnnnnnnnnis

wit no sorry ...ballzinies

 

 

thankyou david cook

when did david cook come out with this word

Chrissy haz no 2 Penises ? :(

Chrissy Magic Balls .....:P

yep, he just has magic balls , isn't it sad that he has just one penis :( :P

even that 1 interviewer said to chris that he has magical balls.:lol:

 

gosh gena thanks for ruining our fun :snobby::P

Craig has DNA From Chrissy Man Hug :dance:

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Magical balls,I just wanna lick em'. :blank:

 

ANYWAYS.

Wonder what makes them so Magic :surprised:

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