noni Posted October 19, 2003 Share Posted October 19, 2003 A friend has sent me this funny test... I hope the translation from spanish will be good :confused: FIRST THING: TAKE A CALCULATOR!! Let's do this easy mathematical exercise. It only will take you 20 seconds. You only have to follow the instructions. And, the most important, don't read the end until you've done all the calculations, ok? Let's begin: 1. Choose the number of nights in a week you'd like to have sex 2. Multiply this number by 50 3. Then, add up 44 4. After that, multiply by 200 5. If your birthday has gone this year, add up 103. If your birthday is still to coming this year, add up 102. 6. Last thing: to this final number subtract your year of birth (for example, in my case, 1977) Now, you should have a five-figure number Conclusions: The first of the 5 figures is the number or nights per week you'd like to have sex, huh? And the two last figures are your age... But that's not all, because the second and third figures are... Your favorite sexual position, perverts!! :lol: :lol: :sneaky: :wink3: :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mycdplayerisbroke Posted October 19, 2003 Share Posted October 19, 2003 haha its perfect nice test Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kettercat Posted October 19, 2003 Share Posted October 19, 2003 :lol: nice one!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weedy_gonzalez Posted October 19, 2003 Share Posted October 19, 2003 i don`t get it!! what does substract mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mimixxx Posted October 19, 2003 Share Posted October 19, 2003 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Vey clever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weedy_gonzalez Posted October 19, 2003 Share Posted October 19, 2003 soo??? what does it mean? substract. anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noni Posted October 19, 2003 Author Share Posted October 19, 2003 Substract = 5-3=2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leaver Posted October 19, 2003 Share Posted October 19, 2003 more hard, 1-1=? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weedy_gonzalez Posted October 19, 2003 Share Posted October 19, 2003 0 thx!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weedy_gonzalez Posted October 19, 2003 Share Posted October 19, 2003 :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityandColour Posted October 19, 2003 Share Posted October 19, 2003 :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weedy_gonzalez Posted October 19, 2003 Share Posted October 19, 2003 and so my fav position is supposed to be 69 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noni Posted October 19, 2003 Author Share Posted October 19, 2003 :lol: :lol: I'm glad to practise my teaching degree here... :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weedy_gonzalez Posted October 19, 2003 Share Posted October 19, 2003 :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlissfullyMuse Posted October 19, 2003 Share Posted October 19, 2003 lol my fav potition is 91 lol wtf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlissfullyMuse Posted October 19, 2003 Share Posted October 19, 2003 ahhhhhh no i get it mines 69 aswell lol cleva but pervy :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sammie Posted October 19, 2003 Share Posted October 19, 2003 haha :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet One Posted October 19, 2003 Share Posted October 19, 2003 hmmmm...that didn't work for me...alrighty then... :huh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rf_ucsd Posted October 19, 2003 Share Posted October 19, 2003 That's my girl!!!! A friend has sent me this funny test... I hope the translation from spanish will be good :confused: FIRST THING: TAKE A CALCULATOR!! Let's do this easy mathematical exercise. It only will take you 20 seconds. You only have to follow the instructions. And, the most important, don't read the end until you've done all the calculations, ok? Let's begin: 1. Choose the number of nights in a week you'd like to have sex 2. Multiply this number by 50 3. Then, add up 44 4. After that, multiply by 200 5. If your birthday has gone this year, add up 103. If your birthday is still to coming this year, add up 102. 6. Last thing: to this final number subtract your year of birth (for example, in my case, 1977) Now, you should have a five-figure number Conclusions: The first of the 5 figures is the number or nights per week you'd like to have sex, huh? And the two last figures are your age... But that's not all, because the second and third figures are... Your favorite sexual position, perverts!! :lol: :lol: :sneaky: :wink3: :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leaver Posted October 19, 2003 Share Posted October 19, 2003 what's pervert with 69 posture? sex is life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noni Posted October 19, 2003 Author Share Posted October 19, 2003 That's my girl!!!! :lol: :lol: :kiss: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leaver Posted October 19, 2003 Share Posted October 19, 2003 :snore: :snore: :snore: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noni Posted October 19, 2003 Author Share Posted October 19, 2003 what's pervert with 69 posture? sex is life Sometimes sex is another new life... :stunned: :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leaver Posted October 19, 2003 Share Posted October 19, 2003 what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noni Posted October 19, 2003 Author Share Posted October 19, 2003 You said that sex is life... and I say that, sometimes, making sex is create a new life... ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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