A friend has sent me this funny test... I hope the translation from spanish will be good :confused:

 

 

 

 

FIRST THING: TAKE A CALCULATOR!!

 

Let's do this easy mathematical exercise. It only will take you 20 seconds. You only have to follow the instructions. And, the most important, don't read the end until you've done all the calculations, ok?

 

Let's begin:

 

1. Choose the number of nights in a week you'd like to have sex

2. Multiply this number by 50

3. Then, add up 44

4. After that, multiply by 200

5. If your birthday has gone this year, add up 103.

If your birthday is still to coming this year, add up 102.

6. Last thing: to this final number subtract your year of birth (for example, in my case, 1977)

 

Now, you should have a five-figure number

 

Conclusions:

 

The first of the 5 figures is the number or nights per week you'd like to have sex, huh? And the two last figures are your age...

But that's not all, because the second and third figures are...

 

Your favorite sexual position, perverts!! :lol: :lol:

 

 

:sneaky: :wink3: :P

haha its perfect

nice test

:lol: nice one!!!

i don`t get it!! what does substract mean?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Vey clever!

soo??? what does it mean? substract. anyone?

Substract = 5-3=2

more hard, 1-1=? :D

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thx!!!

:lol: :lol:

:o

and so my fav position is supposed to be 69 :lol:

:lol: :lol:

 

I'm glad to practise my teaching degree here... :P

:lol: :lol:

lol my fav potition is 91 lol wtf?

ahhhhhh no i get it mines 69 aswell lol cleva but pervy :lol:

haha :lol:

hmmmm...that didn't work for me...alrighty then... :huh:

That's my girl!!!!

 

A friend has sent me this funny test... I hope the translation from spanish will be good :confused:

 

 

 

 

FIRST THING: TAKE A CALCULATOR!!

 

Let's do this easy mathematical exercise. It only will take you 20 seconds. You only have to follow the instructions. And, the most important, don't read the end until you've done all the calculations, ok?

 

Let's begin:

 

1. Choose the number of nights in a week you'd like to have sex

2. Multiply this number by 50

3. Then, add up 44

4. After that, multiply by 200

5. If your birthday has gone this year, add up 103.

If your birthday is still to coming this year, add up 102.

6. Last thing: to this final number subtract your year of birth (for example, in my case, 1977)

 

Now, you should have a five-figure number

 

Conclusions:

 

The first of the 5 figures is the number or nights per week you'd like to have sex, huh? And the two last figures are your age...

But that's not all, because the second and third figures are...

 

Your favorite sexual position, perverts!! :lol: :lol:

 

 

:sneaky: :wink3: :P

what's pervert with 69 posture?

sex is life

That's my girl!!!!

 

:lol: :lol: :kiss:

:snore: :snore: :snore:

what's pervert with 69 posture?

sex is life

 

Sometimes sex is another new life... :stunned: :P

what?

You said that sex is life... and I say that, sometimes, making sex is create a new life... ;)