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Is Coldplaying really the best place to go for romantic advice?

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^:laugh3:is that wht he told you went you meet him

 

No unfortunately. :disappointed:

But he laughed when I laughed.:cheesy:

Did I Hear Someone say PENUS

 

Yeah of course.:charming:

ask her if she needs help removing that penis from her vagina. when she looks confused just tell her it's not in yet.

yes kat you did,

sorry Sad Josh we couldn't help you

Josh, when will you see the girl ?

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Tomorrow I'm going to try to be there at the same time...I'll keep my fingers crossed.

Do you know what is she doing at this place ? Uni or sumffin ?

ask her if she needs help removing that penis from her vagina. when she looks confused just tell her it's not in yet.

 

OMG, DANIEL, NO. :lol:

No srlsy, ask her a lighter if you saw her smoking, or ask her a way to go somewhere.

 

Oh no I just realised I do have chat up lines :cry:

 

I do both those things, and both result in "I dont even smoke I just want to talk to you" and "I know where it is I was just looking for an excuse...". But the direction one is the better because at least you have a chance to talk about something, instead of "Haha you smoke! :lol: Oh cancer and lung disease lulz :nice:"

 

Like I said, just freaking say anything, if she made eye contact with you then she wants you to, stop being a lil girl.

Oh no I just realised I do have chat up lines :cry:

 

I do both those things, and both result in "I dont even smoke I just want to talk to you" and "I know where it is I was just looking for an excuse...". But the direction one is the better because at least you have a chance to talk about something, instead of "Haha you smoke! :lol: Oh cancer and lung disease lulz :nice:"

 

Like I said, just freaking say anything, if she made eye contact with you then she wants you to, stop being a lil girl.

 

Agreed.

Today, a guy talked to me for a some reasons, and he told me: "you've got beautiful eyes, keep your gorgeous smile" It was cute, even if the guy was not my type at all and I think he was gay anyway haha. :lol:

But he did it really nicely so I liked it. And it was the first words of the day that I heard so kinda cool. :lol:

Oh no I just realised I do have chat up lines :cry:

 

I do both those things, and both result in "I dont even smoke I just want to talk to you" and "I know where it is I was just looking for an excuse...". But the direction one is the better because at least you have a chance to talk about something, instead of "Haha you smoke! :lol: Oh cancer and lung disease lulz :nice:"

 

Like I said, just freaking say anything, if she made eye contact with you then she wants you to, stop being a lil girl.

 

You could just chloroform me:P

you dont expect her to be in the same place everyday, do you?
well if she is, a subway would be the place to find her!
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you dont expect her to be in the same place everyday, do you?

 

There's not a single place you walk by every single day? I walk the same route to school every day, so who's to say she wasn't walking her daily route? She was too young to not be in either Uni or High School, so it's not like she was just out shopping on a wednesday morning.

 

Do you know what is she doing at this place ? Uni or sumffin ?

 

I would guess Uni, although there are a few high schools in the general area that she could have been coming from.

 

Like I said, just freaking say anything, if she made eye contact with you then she wants you to, stop being a lil girl.

 

Yea, that's why I'm kicking myself for not doing shit.

Josh, you're really cute, so you can basically say anything to that girl and she'll be like: :blush:

:wacky:

She was too young to not be in either Uni or High School, so it's not like she was just out shopping on a wednesday morning.

 

I totally read that as too young to be in either :sick:

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