haha next time I get some french fries I'll ask for a Chris Martin

 

Yes!

 

Like hes the toy that comes with the Happy Meal

 

 

....mmmm happy meal indeed

 

 

but ewwww because sweaty AND hairy GAG!!!!

 

She said it like 3 times too

 

"perfect for dipping" ...like wtf!

This thread has now turned even more unsettling than previously.

I'm gonna rub Marmite in Chris Martins ears and pick it out and flick it in his eyes oh yaaaa....

 

that sounds fun:laugh3:

I remembered who the illuvcoldplay person is earlier, and if you're wondering why people are mean to her then this will give you an idea:

 

http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69300

 

Oh, the memories that thread brought back. :facepalm:

 

Did I seriously just spend the last half hour reading that? :sick:

 

*the answer is yes, unfortunately.

Chris is with me right now biatches :angry:

IF YOU WANT HIM COME AND CLAIM HIM!!!

one problem with Chrissy as a toy that comes with a Happy Meal... I'm a vegetarian, and I hate McDisgusting's :dead:

Chris is with me right now biatches :angry:

IF YOU WANT HIM COME AND CLAIM HIM!!!

 

ALRIGHTY THEN I WILL

 

But this time, you are without the help of your big meanie river :smug:

I'll never eat french fries and ketchup again :blank:

I like fries

Chris is with me right now biatches :angry:

IF YOU WANT HIM COME AND CLAIM HIM!!!

 

We have a lost Chris here, if he's not claimed within an hour he will become property of Blockbuster Entertainment.

one problem with Chrissy as a toy that comes with a Happy Meal... I'm a vegetarian, and I hate McDisgusting's :dead:

 

Oh my little prospy you're a veggie too :kiss:

 

now me wuvs you even more :kiss::kiss::kiss:

Why would a vegetarian be in a happy meal anyway

that would be like torture:\

NO he's property of Sara aka Prophet of Prospekt

 

He's got it branded on him :wink3::sneaky:

We have a lost Chris here, if he's not claimed within an hour he will become property of Blockbuster Entertainment.

 

I shall break my ignore vow for my Chrissy

 

give me my Chrissy right now or I shall murder your entire family :angry:

Oh my little prospy you're a veggie too :kiss:

 

now me wuvs you even more :kiss::kiss::kiss:

 

All the more reason Chrissy should be mine, he's a veggie and so am I :D

 

 

 

And one more thing... WOULDYOUCUTTHATOUTAASHKA

I shall break my ignore vow for my Chrissy

 

give me my Chrissy right now or I shall murder your entire family :angry:

 

That's not very nice of you

Why would a vegetarian be in a happy meal anyway

that would be like torture:\

 

Yes it would:\

:facepalm:

All the more reason Chrissy should be mine, he's a veggie and so am I :D

 

 

 

And one more thing... WOULDYOUCUTTHATOUTAASHKA

 

but I meant it :(

:facepalm:

 

:laugh3:

 

All the more reason Chrissy should be mine, he's a veggie and so am I :D

 

 

 

And one more thing... WOULDYOUCUTTHATOUTAASHKA

 

is he even vegetarian

i think he just says it to be considered cool and forward thinking:shrug:

:lock:

:laugh3:

 

 

 

is he even vegetarian

i think he just says it to be considered cool and forward thinking:shrug:

 

HUNUUH he is too veggie

how else would he win the world's sexiest vegetarian award :thinking:

 

 

 

but I meant it :(

But it's still annoying

HUNUUH he is too veggie

how else would he win the world's sexiest vegetarian award :thinking:

 

 

 

 

But it's still annoying

 

fuck you meanie :cry:

 

and Chris is still mine, in fact I am going to go spend some time with my Chrissy right now

goodbye :P

NOOO don't leave! Annoying is not bad, just come up with a less annoying act that won't get old and I wont be mean!!

 

 

This thread needs you!!! :bigcry:

:lock: