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Bill O'Reilly proves the existence of God

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No amount of auditing could save them surely. I mean, who can believe in Jesus etc. when having a tyrannical dictator of the Galactic Confederacy named Xenu bring billions to earth, stack them around volcanoes, blow them up with hydrogen bombs and that their spirits float around people today causing them emotional/mental distress, seems obviously more realistic and plausible.

No I'm not 50

That was just my lame attempt at sarcasm :rolleyes:

 

 

I have been participating in the Coldplay section, but I was just staying away from the lounge (too much fighting :()

 

Anyway I don't think I'll make any more "Arwen-type" threads

People don't really seem to care (and I'd rather discuss those types of things with people who care)

 

why do you miss them :wink3:

 

HAHA :P

 

Nahhh, there isn't much fighting here, that was last time. Don't worry. :nice:

 

Yeah, go to a proper forum or sumfink to post those. :uhoh: Is there any?

I don't really miss them. :uhoh2: :|

Seriously, thier so misguided and wrong.

Is this a troll?

'thier' ? :bigcry:

As a devout Scientologist I'm very offended that people still believe in the Christian God.

 

Once upon a time (75 million years ago to be more precise) there was an alien galactic ruler named Xenu. Xenu was in charge of all the planets in this part of the galaxy including our own planet Earth, except in those days it was called Teegeeack.

 

Now Xenu had a problem. All of the 76 planets he controlled were overpopulated. Each planet had on average 178 billion people. He wanted to get rid of all the overpopulation so he had a plan.

 

Xenu took over complete control with the help of renegades to defeat the good people and the Loyal Officers. Then with the help of psychiatrists he called in billions of people for income tax inspections where they were instead given injections of alcohol and glycol mixed to paralyse them. Then they were put into space planes that looked exactly like DC8s (except they had rocket motors instead of propellers).

 

These DC8 space planes then flew to planet Earth where the paralysed people were stacked around the bases of volcanoes in their hundreds of billions. When they had finished stacking them around then H-bombs were lowered into the volcanoes. Xenu then detonated all the H-bombs at the same time and everyone was killed.

 

The story doesn't end there though. Since everyone has a soul (called a "thetan" in this story) then you have to trick souls into not coming back again. So while the hundreds of billions of souls were being blown around by the nuclear winds he had special electronic traps that caught all the souls in electronic beams (the electronic beams were sticky like fly-paper).

 

After he had captured all these souls he had them packed into boxes and taken to a few huge cinemas. There all the souls had to spend days watching special 3D motion pictures that told them what life should be like and many confusing things. In this film they were shown false pictures and told they were God, The Devil and Christ. In the story this process is called "implanting".

 

When the films ended and the souls left the cinema these souls started to stick together because since they had all seen the same film they thought they were the same people. They clustered in groups of a few thousand. Now because there were only a few living bodies left they stayed as clusters and inhabited these bodies.

 

As for Xenu, the Loyal Officers finally overthrew him and they locked him away in a mountain on one of the planets. He is kept in by a force-field powered by an eternal battery and Xemu is still alive today.

I believe Pagan - only God, but not scientists for love .

 

they are not for offer love to people. they are selfish, manipulative, and want other people's money feelings and destroy humans so sad .

 

all religions are cults-sectes. because it is the group of people who dictate the rules. then not come into contact with God and the person personal. God is a private affair (a higher power and good as love for all souls )

 

I'm not a fan of atheists in the world because too so many strange things unexplained on humanity.

makes me think that people are without interest on humanity. I can not do based on just the scientist.

I saw some things unexplained scientifically.

 

and more an exemple

Paul-Henri Thiry, Baron d'Holbach an 18th century advocate of atheism. "The source of man's unhappiness is his ignorance of Nature. The pertinacity with which he clings to blind opinions imbibed in his infancy, which interweave themselves with his existence, the consequent prejudice that warps his mind, that prevents its expansion, that renders him the slave of fiction, appears to doom him to continual error." The System of Nature [52]The broadest demarcation of atheistic rationale is between practical and theoretical atheism.

 

 

it's totally not interested in feeling the love. selfish like to scientific calculations.

and not observe the behavior of animals.

because women-men is like animals.

 

call Nature Human .

 

ex : you have the Bible to explain Noah & the Ark and the Flood

 

22 september St Jonah for to explain the existence of God because he was talking to God, and announces the Apocalypse. because people are devil and bad and loveless :book2:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah

 

 

 

I'll just stay in one God Pagan without religions for my beliefs

 

bah anybody in the Bible explains the existence of one God, nor human existence. because it's just writing and not concrete :shrug:

No amount of auditing could save them surely. I mean, who can believe in Jesus etc. when having a tyrannical dictator of the Galactic Confederacy named Xenu bring billions to earth, stack them around volcanoes, blow them up with hydrogen bombs and that their spirits float around people today causing them emotional/mental distress, seems obviously more realistic and plausible.

 

:laugh3: If you ask me, it would be stupid to believe in either Religion, however it's more understandable with Christianity as it has been ingrained into culture for over 1000 years.

 

Anyone who believes the Scientology story is just a complete fucking moron and deserves to have thier walets raped in the attempt to get to Level 9 or whatever they do, how anyone can fall for it is way beyond me.

:laugh3: I'm not actually stupid enough to be a Scientologist, my original post was ironic.

As a devout Scientologist I'm very offended that people still believe in the Christian God.

 

 

there is no Christian or Muslim God.

There is only one it's just ppl call him differently. just to let you know :)

Riiiight... well, I hope you have enjoyed being pointed and laughed at for your strange irony.

:laugh3: If you ask me, it would be stupid to believe in either Religion, however it's more understandable with Christianity as it has been ingrained into culture for over 1000 years.

 

Anyone who believes the Scientology story is just a complete fucking moron and deserves to have thier walets raped in the attempt to get to Level 9 or whatever they do, how anyone can fall for it is way beyond me.

 

hahahaha this made me laugh, Indeed anyone that falls for scientology is incredibly stupid but I think it's on par with Bill O'Reilly's reasoning for god existing, especially as we can explain the movement of the tides in about 5 seconds.

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HAHA :P

 

Nahhh, there isn't much fighting here, that was last time. Don't worry. :nice:

 

Yeah, go to a proper forum or sumfink to post those. :uhoh: Is there any?

I don't really miss them. :uhoh2: :|

 

:(

 

Actually I am a little embarrassed to admit this but I did join an atheist/sceptic group at my Uni

 

:laugh3: If you ask me, it would be stupid to believe in either Religion, however it's more understandable with Christianity as it has been ingrained into culture for over 1000 years.

 

Anyone who believes the Scientology story is just a complete fucking moron and deserves to have thier walets raped in the attempt to get to Level 9 or whatever they do, how anyone can fall for it is way beyond me.

 

 

:laugh3:

 

And don't worry, some people just fail at sarcasm :rolleyes:

:(

 

Actually I am a little embarrassed to admit this but I did join an atheist/sceptic group at my Uni

 

I don't find what you did as embarrassing. :wacky:

I guess I won't get an answer to this.

 

Who said it was an attack on anyones religion? Who got offended by the thread? And who freaked out about the thread? Absolutely nobody.

 

Total nonsense.

 

So Arwen, let's carry on thinking that 'everyones freaking out about Atheism' as if it's true.

 

All that happened is that a few of us calmly and politely agreed this thread is shit, and then you assume it has to be because we're offended or freaking out about Atheism because you can't even accept that not everyone loves your thread.

Arwen grow up no1 hates this thread coz of ur believes

God ur worse then us muslims and jews abt every1 attacking us coz of our religious beliefs

 

:laugh4:

 

and i agree with Reilly Wht's the reason behind this thread :thinking:

Hey, out of curiosity, who is the founder of this Scientology crap?

L. Ron Hubbard, a science fiction writer...who could've guessed that?!

It is a big scam how to steal people's money.

 

there are terrible even in my town they are private conferences in

in the hall privat of the restaurant

 

:bigcry:

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I guess I won't get an answer to this.

 

 

 

So Arwen, let's carry on thinking that 'everyones freaking out about Atheism' as if it's true.

 

All that happened is that a few of us calmly and politely agreed this thread is shit, and then you assume it has to be because we're offended or freaking out about Atheism because you can't even accept that not everyone loves your thread.

 

Reilly I wasn't even talking to you

I was talking to Lyvie and we have resolved our "issue"

 

Arwen grow up no1 hates this thread coz of ur believes

God ur worse then us muslims and jews abt every1 attacking us coz of our religious beliefs

 

:laugh4:

 

and i agree with Reilly Wht's the reason behind this thread :thinking:

 

Can you show me where I said that anyone hates my thread?

Also the reason for this thread is in the title (maybe next time you should try and read it)

why when talking about all religions and God, there is a war between people here ? :(

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