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I don't think every mylo is a xyloto...

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No.... Of COURSE not! :D

 

 

 

:uhoh:

 

You have no lyrical taste. Just wait until I bring out my highly successful Coldplay tribute album wth modified lyrics. Who can resist the classic hit: Major Mylo.

 

The got one eye watching mylo,

One eye on watching xylo,

so be careful mylo mylo mylo mylo...

 

And many more!

 

Due for release September 1st 2041.

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Due for release September 1st 2041.

 

Good thing I'll be fifty years old and mostly deaf as a result to the volume at which I played my iPod in my teens and twenties :P

ETTIAWOB

My last comment:

ETTIAWOB

Every troll-thread is a waste of bandwith

ETTIAWOB

 

I could not resist the Clocks version that we'll release in September 1st 2041/2042:

Clocks 2011 release:

-major piano intro and Guy berryman sings:

 

 

Come out of things unsaid

Shoot a mylo out of my xylo

trouble that can't be named

a xylo is waiting to be mylo

 

You are MYLO

You are XYLO

 

Confusion that never stops

The closing xylos and ticking mylos

gonna

Come back and take mylo home (downtown with the lost boys)

Xylo couldnt stop that you now know so I

Come out upon Xylo seas

Mylo cursed missed out opportunities

Xylo is a part of the cure

or Mylo is part of the disease

singing

 

You MYLO

You XYLO

 

You TO (girls)

You TO (boys)

 

ETTIAWOB

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ETTIAWOB

Mylo Xyloto is like Coldplay's own version of Herpy Derp. It can mean whatever you want it to mean, wherever you want it to mean.

Mylo Xyloto is like Coldplay's own version of Herpy Derp. It can mean whatever you want it to mean, wherever you want it to mean.

 

...until their PR comes out with a statement defining it :P

It's not whatever, every mylo is a xyloto

Mylo Xyloto means that every Mylo is a Xyloto

ETTIAWOB

My last comment:

ETTIAWOB

Every troll-thread is a waste of bandwith

ETTIAWOB

 

I could not resist the Clocks version that we'll release in September 1st 2041/2042:

Clocks 2011 release:

-major piano intro and Guy berryman sings:

 

 

Come out of things unsaid

Shoot a mylo out of my xylo

trouble that can't be named

a xylo is waiting to be mylo

 

You are MYLO

You are XYLO

 

Confusion that never stops

The closing xylos and ticking mylos

gonna

Come back and take mylo home (downtown with the lost boys)

Xylo couldnt stop that you now know so I

Come out upon Xylo seas

Mylo cursed missed out opportunities

Xylo is a part of the cure

or Mylo is part of the disease

singing

 

You MYLO

You XYLO

 

You TO (girls)

You TO (boys)

 

ETTIAWOB

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ETTIAWOB

 

I think I smell our first single.

Haha you guys are so bored :) waiting does funny things to brain cells :)

I think I smell our first single.

 

What does that smell like?

I can tell you it smells like strawberry

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It's not whatever, every mylo is a xyloto

Mylo Xyloto means that every Mylo is a Xyloto

 

That's what I thought! Then the flamey police came and disagreed :cry:

Is there a :shootmyselfinthehead: smiley?

 

Guess not.

 

I need one, seriously, but we have:

 

:saw: :whip:

ETTIAWOB

My last comment:

ETTIAWOB

Every troll-thread is a waste of bandwith

ETTIAWOB

 

I could not resist the Clocks version that we'll release in September 1st 2041/2042:

Clocks 2011 release:

-major piano intro and Guy berryman sings:

 

 

Come out of things unsaid

Shoot a mylo out of my xylo

trouble that can't be named

a xylo is waiting to be mylo

 

You are MYLO

You are XYLO

 

Confusion that never stops

The closing xylos and ticking mylos

gonna

Come back and take mylo home (downtown with the lost boys)

Xylo couldnt stop that you now know so I

Come out upon Xylo seas

Mylo cursed missed out opportunities

Xylo is a part of the cure

or Mylo is part of the disease

singing

 

You MYLO

You XYLO

 

You TO (girls)

You TO (boys)

 

ETTIAWOB

---

ETTIAWOB

 

It's not whatever, every mylo is a xyloto

Mylo Xyloto means that every Mylo is a Xyloto

 

:facepalm:

You have no lyrical taste. Just wait until I bring out my highly successful Coldplay tribute album wth modified lyrics. Who can resist the classic hit: Major Mylo.

 

The got one eye watching mylo,

One eye on watching xylo,

so be careful mylo mylo mylo mylo...

 

And many more!

 

Due for release September 1st 2041.

 

Actually even I could make something better, but I'm busy and lazy now :phu:

This is growing to be the best thread in the MX subforum. I'm not being sarcastic, love it.

Every 'saladita' is an 'horneada'? :inquisitive:

 

Hahahaha :laugh3:, I got the joke :D that is gonna be hilarious for mexican coldplayers :P

What does that smell like?

 

It smells like the smell of money: used tampons.

 

Goodnight! Best job in the world! Shouldn't have used the fucking balloons.

 

I turn the music up I got my mylo on.

^wtf with she?

 

Those sound like my lyrics.

 

What the fuck with she,

 

what the fuck with she,

 

what the fuck with she,

 

I hope okay she is.

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In mylo's place,

In mylo's place,

there were lines xyloto couldn't trace..

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