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The Oracle=Bullshit!

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I don't agree that the Oracle is completely bullshit, but she's definitely nothing more than a marketing tool. She also seems to give out false information like 'the album hasn't been named yet' We know this isn't true because she's said more recently that the title was decided early on. She's also said that Mylo Xyloto isn't a made up language. Again, this completely contradicts what Chris has said about the name being made up from nothing. And frankly that agony aunt 'Team Oracle' crap has no place on a band website.

 

Well, that part with the made up language, that kind of implies that the band created a whole new language for the album. This still isn't the case.

 

So she wasn't lying for that.

 

She never "lies" but she can't say things like "the album has been named!" and then not tell you. Yeah, she's a marketing tool. A marketing tool, not your best friend. She answers questions (albeit very to-the-point-ly) and she helps us out in putting the pieces together. If you don't like her, don't read her. Problem solved!

 

Plus, doesn't she have an account on here? :uhoh:

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You deserve this

 

EDIT

 

Please refer to the announcement posted yesterday:

 

 

Soo, am I right in thinking I just got retaliated to in a rude way for sticking up for The Oracle? I'm confused about the edit... A Mod edit?

 

Well, that part with the made up language, that kind of implies that the band created a whole new language for the album. This still isn't the case.

 

So she wasn't lying for that.

 

She never "lies" but she can't say things like "the album has been named!" and then not tell you. Yeah, she's a marketing tool. A marketing tool, not your best friend. She answers questions (albeit very to-the-point-ly) and she helps us out in putting the pieces together. If you don't like her, don't read her. Problem solved!

 

Plus, doesn't she have an account on here? :uhoh:

 

She does indeed. The sort of anger being voiced in this post at her is pretty much breaking the new reminder as it's being hostile to a member of the forum (even if she's not going to come out and announce herself)

I never trusted the oracle.It's not an independent person.

 

The Oracle thinks that everything Coldplay does is fantastic.

 

Also this oracle person only answers questions who begin something like this

 

September 12, 2011 - submitted by Kelly, United Kingdom

Q. Hey Oracle! Just heard Paradise. ITS AMAZING!! Love it!

 

Not like "Hey oracle i hate paradise what do i have to expect now?"

 

The oracle is pretending like he/she never heard the bootleg version of POC on youtube

and says this

 

" I've had a lot of mail about this since the news broke. The first time I heard POC it was just an instrumental. The second time I heard it Chris & Rihanna's vocals had been added. I have to say it sounds amazing. I then heard the band perform it live. I liked it a lot, but not quite as much. For me it was wise to drop it from the set because it simply didn't sound the same without Rihanna. It was written with her in mind so it makes perfect sense. When you hear it, you will see and hopefully agree."

 

BULLSHIT!!!

 

 

Here is another dumb answer from The Oracle

 

" it made sense to leave MTM off."

 

Without any argument why it made sense.

 

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inspiration for the band's is all coldplaying.com and less the official site .

 

the Oracle confirms what is said officially the band Coldplay and the fans .

 

simply because of these two threads. read all is the ideas come from true fans here:

 

http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=74710

http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=74868

 

you do not invest here in coldplaying you come here and you think everything is bad because you have all the answers. because you're right but with any valid judgments .

 

Well you're wrong, and people here are not your balls......... :angry:

where ?

 

YouTube, Twitter, Facebook.

Nope.

 

But i just know most of you trust the oracle.

 

i'm just warning those people for this Oracle.

 

It's all part of the marketing system and nothing else.

 

sounds like you mad bro

Do you expect the Oracle to just blow out all the information without a care in the world for official announcement?

How many major bands do you know of that provide a similar facility as the Oracle?

You should think about what you say before you decide to make a thread about it.

I don't want to not like this band. My heart hurts from hearing Paradise, my heart hurts to hear these lyrics and this shallow music. I've almost been trying to like it.

 

You have summed up my most accurate feelings I have for Coldplay and "Paradise" at the moment in three sentences! Kudos to you! :)

Ah, the sales :rolleyes:

A lot of people like britney spears, lady gaga and the black eyed peas.

There are even good reviews of these horrible 'acts' around, so what's your point ?

I'm curious to see those "lots of good reviews", can you post some links ?

 

Please...........the Black Eyed Peas decided to make shit music for the public and have fun with computers synt. it's called liars and have fun with the artists who have no talents. they are intelligents, they won and lots of money for made nothing . not want made real musics, because the people are stupid and have any real feeling taste in music .

 

so it does not belong to the artists who have no talent. them it can not exercise their culture because it is not more salable and fun.

 

 

the black eyed peas said : is shit hollywood we are spoiled childs stupid and do as you, you are all empty give my money now

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSD4vsh1zDA]The Black Eyed Peas - I Gotta Feeling - YouTube[/ame]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9LH_y159sg&feature=related]The Black Eyed Peas - Don't Stop The Party - YouTube[/ame]

culture real of the Black Eyed Peas

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbJNkH-pDd8&feature=related]The Black Eyed Peas - Don't Lie - YouTube[/ame]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnYiQ2FVG8I&feature=related]The Black Eyed Peas - Weekend ft. Esthero - YouTube[/ame]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjWXWTKa5kI&feature=related]Black Eyed Peas - What It Is - YouTube[/ame]

 

 

 

 

more thread the Black Eyed Peas :

http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=75465

Wtf is wrong with these people...?

 

 

And I wouldn't call the Oracle just a marketing tool. It's something that keeps fans connected to the band and seems like a generally nice little part of the Coldplay website. I don't think that just because they do something nice or interesting means it's just to make money, maybe they just care about their fans...

 

Either way, who is the Oracle marketing to? The only people who are reading the Oracle are the big Coldplay fans who don't really need to hear from the Oracle that a Coldplay song is good for them to listen to it.

Soo, am I right in thinking I just got retaliated to in a rude way for sticking up for The Oracle? I'm confused about the edit... A Mod edit?
Yes and yes.
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Wtf is wrong with these people...?

 

 

It's something that keeps fans connected.

Does u2,radiohead,the verve, need an oracle?

 

NO they dont.You know why?

 

Because they just dont.

 

It's stupid.Coldplay needs to grow-up and fuck off the oracle.

Dude what's with all the anger?

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Dude what's with all the anger?

 

It's not anger.

Of course the oracle is a marketing tool. It was a good idea too...until she started to answer really BS questions about crap that no one really cares about :dozey:

 

"Why does clocks not have the word clocks in it?"

 

And she actually takes the time to answer this damn question? :\

 

She never really revealts any prime info and only seeks to antagonize us by saying how amazing "Vitamins, So Sad, and Deserter are!!!" and at the same time practically telling us to fuck off by saying that we'll never get to hear them again. :angry::cry:

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Of course the oracle is a marketing tool. It was a good idea too...until she started to answer really BS questions about crap that no one really cares about :dozey:

 

"Why does clocks not have the word clocks in it?"

 

And she actually takes the time to answer this damn question? :\

 

She never really revealts any prime info and only seeks to antagonize us by saying how amazing "Vitamins, So Sad, and Deserter are!!!" and at the same time practically telling us to fuck off by saying that we'll never get to hear them again. :angry::cry:

 

Boycot the oracle :smash:

Yeah the Oracle is just...the worst. It's awful. I honestly have no idea why it exists. It's not insightful, it's not interesting it's just...pants.

It's not anger, it's just writhing indignation!

Boycott the oracle? Nobody forced you to read it! Nobody's trying to stop you from not reading it...youre insane batmotor guy...

I'm temporarily closing this thread for further investigation.

 

The Oracle is a member of this board and we do not tolerate insults.

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