This would mean he was in the battle when he was 6. Which is SOOOOOO very untrue and impossible cause there were no child soldiers in the war in Croatia. It was awful but this isn't Liberia or Somalia or some other African state. He had to move from his home, big deal he wasn't he only one. And if you are trying to represent yourself as a big fan please try to give people correct info.

 

Yossi you were so much funnier before.

 

 

And Lory I don't even know why I'm doing this but Croatia is not difficult to live in, the unemployment is the same as in every other East European country. And we are not poor. The effing war ended 16years ago its time for everyone realize that the situation here is normal.

 

 

 

I do apologise to everyone for this but I just had to say it.

 

Yes I will have you know I was made to fight as a child in the war by my father after my grandfather died, he said "Luka we must go and avenge your grandpa", I say "Father I just want to become a great talent and lift us from poverty", he say "Put the ball down Luka and come with me, we must find you a weapon".

 

Lory do not listen to her she is not a real Croatian. My country is very poor, in the village of Modrici where I am from only one man has a computer and there are only three plasma televisions. To check your email you must ask him very nicely if you can and if he says no you must trade him goats milk.

 

The war is over many years ago, but you must remember for some men like me Luka Modric, the war goes on inside our hearts and minds.:(:(

Ohhh at least this made me :lol: literally.

In your village of Modrići there is only 2houses and NO ONE LIVES THERE! And there are no goats ! :P

But you are a good laugh.

So, Yossarian = Luka Modric = James Sunderland

 

K

 

I wish they would all go away.

So we can just open a new thread and make up silly things now? seems like that's whats happening around here...:rolleyes:

:lol: Hey Ian lets make up a new section called the Lounge :awesome:

So we can just open a new thread and make up silly things now? seems like that's whats happening around here...:rolleyes:

 

THE PEOPLE HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW WHAT IS MARTINS USER NAME?!?

Lory do not listen to her she is not a real Croatian. My country is very poor, in the village of Modrici where I am from only one man has a computer and there are only three plasma televisions. To check your email you must ask him very nicely if you can and if he says no you must trade him goats milk.

 

The war is over many years ago, but you must remember for some men like me Luka Modric, the war goes on inside our hearts and minds.:(:(

 

seriously i missed the point, in the village there are three plasma televisions and the people ask for provisions by email :thinking:

seriously i missed the point

 

I'm really sorry, but coming from you, that's kinda hilarious. :lol:

 

But at 2.15am a lot of things are hilarious.

can stupid pointless threads like this fuck off? i mean seriously, mods, isn't this spam-ful for you?

He is in disguise ofcourse!

 

Probably like:

 

Gender: Female, Age: 62, Occupation: Barkeeper.

can stupid pointless threads like this fuck off? i mean seriously, mods, isn't this spam-ful for you?

 

I am going to report you for swearing on the website :angry:

YOU WILL GET BANISHED :angry:

:blank: I dont think worrying about swearing here is the least of your concerns :uhoh:

He is in disguise ofcourse!

 

Probably like:

 

Gender: Female, Age: 62, Occupation: Barkeeper.

 

(Laughing My Ass Off) :thumbsup:

hahahahah, go ahead, report me. for all you know, I am Chris Martin.

and me I am the wife of Jonas Bjerre because I have a pseudo :phu:

 

 

I'm really sorry, but coming from you, that's kinda hilarious. :lol:

 

But at 2.15am a lot of things are hilarious.

 

So more serious, I said to Yossi in his village there are three plasma televisions and the people ask for provisions by email :dozey:

 

ok I can also tell things and have nonsense and so hilarious on the forum in the past

 

and for answer the question of Yossi, not think Chris Martin have a username here, simply because there are the official facebook to talk to his fans.

 

But Chris Martin never talks on facebook official because not have facebook official conclusion not exist on the net

Cobalt

and more Yossi have a computer and three plasma televisions but you know Chris Martin have a broken computer in the past

 

yes a fake paparazzi said this in the past and give much credit to this if Chris Martin had a username :inquisitive:

 

 

http://www.huntfamous.com/gwyneth-paltrow-destroys-chris-martins-computer/

Yes when Martins computer was broken my friend Trev fixed it for him.

yes Yossi but not say things that make no sense.

 

how do you know Chris if you do not even talk to him?

 

me know anyone apart John Ratcliff

No! He is real friends with him. Haven't you guys seen the picture he posted a while ago of the two of them? Sure many here have pictures with Chris, but this picture wasn't like one of those 'oh let me put an arm around you kid' picture. It was real as the Chinese wall one! :angry: