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If I bought a pocket watch would it make me a dick?

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If you like the idea and it's practical for you why not just do it and don't give a crap about what other people think?

 

Because he cares what other people think. Thus this topic is before us.

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Pocket watches are cool. Buy it. It looks so nice :)

I think you'd be kind of a dick.

Wait, this isn't a joke poll?

I think you should get one if you really want one, no matter what anyone else says. BUT, I do think if you get one and bust it out ALL THE TIME it might be a dick move. Just sayin.

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I think you should get one if you really want one, no matter what anyone else says. BUT, I do think if you get one and bust it out ALL THE TIME it might be a dick move. Just sayin.

 

Yeah, I reckon this is about right.

I don't really see how getting a pocket watch would make you a dick to be honest.

 

 

And even if people do think you are one because of that who cares? So long as you want to get one I say go for it.

DO IT FAGGOT

 

 

but yeah, why not. It would probably suit you.

 

I mean that in a good way.

I don't think it would make you look a dick, although perhaps slightly odd as they are very old fashioned it would look fine on some old gent but a bit out of place on a guy in his 20s.

 

You can get some really tasteful looking wrist watches, maybe try to get used to wearing one?.

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I don't think it would make you look a dick, although perhaps slightly odd as they are very old fashioned it would look fine on some old gent but a bit out of place on a guy in his 20s.

 

You can get some really tasteful looking wrist watches, maybe try to get used to wearing one?.

 

I've worn one since I was about 12 and I've always disliked them. Tried all sorts of types but they just annoy me.

I've worn one since I was about 12 and I've always disliked them. Tried all sorts of types but they just annoy me.

 

You're probably better off not asking watch advice from me though, I still wear a Baby G Shock at 23:laugh3:.

I used to hate wrist watches....so I got creative and wore one on my neck..since the lanyard i used as a necklace broke, i wear my grandfather's watch

MONOCLE

 

DO IIIIIIIIIIT

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MONOCLE

 

DO IIIIIIIIIIT

 

Hmm, I do have one eye with worse sight than the other.

You should buy one. They are awesome. :nice:

We saw your pics. You look way too much like a good boy to be considered a dick.

You could wear it on your dick and still not be considered a dick.

Dick.

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moustache

 

I'm rarely without one. Though I never have a proper one. More just stubbly.

 

 

We saw your pics. You look way too much like a good boy to be considered a dick.

You could wear it on your dick and still not be considered a dick.

Dick.

 

Would I be required to get an erection every time I wanted to see the time?

Greg, you better post pictures when you get it! I voted it would be okay.

Would I be required to get an erection every time I wanted to see the time?

 

Well we need specific photos to tell you that. :|

Please don't answer that. :drunk:

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Greg, you better post pictures when you get it! I voted it would be okay.

 

I will :)

 

Well we need specific photos to tell you that. :|

Please don't answer that. :drunk:

 

Haha, I won't disturb any Coldplayers, don't worry.

everytime i read this thread i read it as "i got a pocket, a pocket full of sunshine"

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I don't believe you do read it as that. I think you just wait to see what it means.

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