Blue Nails Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 Found a hilarious article: Coldplay fan Robert Kiunisala, 34, stripped during Brisbane concert and bit security guard BRISBANE'S biggest Coldplay fan has relayed to a court how he was overcome by a "primal urge" during the UK supergroup's recent concert that drove him to strip off and bite a security guard so hard he drew blood. Robert John Kiunisala, 34, pleaded guilty in the Brisbane Magistrates Court on Wednesday to obstructing police, being a public nuisance, failing to leave a licensed premises, obstructing a licensee and assault occasioning bodily harm as a result of a bizarre series of events that took place at Suncorp Stadium on November 21. Police prosecutor Sgt Sharon Carruthers said Kiunisala came to the attention of security guards at the Coldplay concert after he took off his clothes over several songs until he'd stripped down to just his underwear about 10pm. She told the court Kiunisala removed his underwear when he noticed security guards coming towards him. They soon became involved in a scuffle with the now naked man. Sgt Carruthers said the naked defendant bit one of the security guards on the hand. The bite drew blood and required medical treatment, she said. Defence lawyer Michael McMillan, for Kiunisala, said his client wasn't intoxicated by drugs or alcohol at the time of the offence but rather had ''extreme feelings'' for the group. He tendered a letter to the court from his client's partner that drew a picture of a normally upstanding man whose behaviour on the night was out of character. Magistrate Liz Hall said she accepted the defendant wasn't intoxicated when he was at the concert but added he needed to ''obtain some knowledge about why you would behave in such a fashion''. She said he'd been violent on the night but the fact he had no previous convictions of a like nature meant he shouldn't serve jail time. She ordered Kiunisala to serve a two-year probation order and pay $800 compensation to the injured security guard. No conviction was recorded. Coldplay fan Robert Kiunisala, 34, said he was overcome with a 'primal urge' that drove him to strip during the band's concert in Brisbane. Picture: Brooke Baskin Source: The Courier-Mail Link :wtf: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troxley Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 :uhoh: :facepalm: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suzanafg Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 And one would think dancing, head-banging, jumping and singing along at the top of his voice were enough :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremyy Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 this guy should have won the biggest coldplay fan award!! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 ^merely the most likely to scare Coldplay and Ian into an early retirement if you ask me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lodder Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 The first reason I thought about was because i'm a boy..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoebeo Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 So.. I'm not supposed to do that? :laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coeurli Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 HAHAHAHAHA :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nikola Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 i guess he just likes them. hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suzanafg Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 ^Well, you can like them with your clothes still on, right? :lol: edit - maybe this is naive question to ask here on Coldplaying? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
golfing7861 Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 lol wow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hulsey Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 i guess he just likes them. hard. Sounds like he got hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nikola Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Sounds like he got hard. i... am not excluding this possibility :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 i... am not excluding this possibility :| HAHAHAHAHAH oh dear lord! :laugh3::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coeurli Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 OHMYGOD :lol::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoebeo Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 I really love that his excuse were Coldplay made me do it :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coeurli Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 ^:lol: Instead of "NOW MAKE SOME NOOOOOOISE", he must have heard "NOW TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OOOOOOOFFFF" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nancyk58 Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 ^:lol: Instead of "NOW MAKE SOME NOOOOOOISE", he must have heard "NOW TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OOOOOOOFFFF" He might have interpreted "noise" as "NOISE in the media" in the meaning of make the headlines so he "obeyed" and took off his clothes. So in that sense "Coldplay made him do it". Something like that I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoebeo Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 ^:laugh3: ^^ Happends all the time. :laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldplaymom Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 Blame it on Chris. The guy must have been having flashbacks:laugh3: [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjE_29pU7gg]Striptease by Chris Martin (Shirtles)_Hot In Here - YouTube[/ame] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobalt Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 oh cripes this is amusing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romy_MX Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 0.o wooww Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corruptedtheory Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 i... am not excluding this possibility :| This is by far the funniest thing I've seen today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldplayearth Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 "rather had ''extreme feelings'' for the group." ok then :stunned: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobalt Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 i think the whole board has ""extreme feelings" for the group" (at least not to that extent) this is still funny to wake up to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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