I twerk.

I can't dance, one time my father tried to dance with me at a wedding and i stumbled on his feet everytime we changed direction.

 

The only time i dance is when i'm alone at home, it's like a Chris Martin/Thom Yorke style

I twall, which is twist and fall.

I was going to say that I'm disappointed in the lack of people who dance, but then I remembered that I'm on an internet forum.

I twerk.

twerk with me Emma

I read that as Mc Twerk team, and it reminded me of an irish name.

 

Fergal Mc Twerk.

I wobble.

 

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WOBBLE BABY WOBBLE BABY WOBBLE BABY WOBBLE

Well... I have done a lot of dancing all my life and liked most of it. Currently I mainly teach Irish Dancing. And sometimes Scottish. And historical. And Turkish. And Macedonian. And...

Can you teach me the River Dance?

Teach me Macedonian dance

 

EDIT: Cross that out, historical dance sounds much more odd hahah

i can not do the cha cha

I like how Danceteacher lives up to their username, not like that pesky liar Coldplay person who isn't the real deal :angry:

i can not do the cha cha

i cant even do the macarena

I can only do the macarena

Can you teach me the River Dance?

 

I could (at least a routine from the show ;)), but I found that teaching dance via Skype is not very effective (we tried!). So you would have to come over here - or pay huge travelling expenses for me to come to you:P

 

Teach me Macedonian dance

 

EDIT: Cross that out, historical dance sounds much more odd hahah

 

:laugh3:Well, in truth Macedonian is a lot odder, believe me.

 

I like how Danceteacher lives up to their username, not like that pesky liar Coldplay person who isn't the real deal :angry:

 

LOL :D

Frankly, my dear, I don't riverdance.