Prince Myshkin Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 The Lounge needs a bidet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reilly Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 You put a fucking bidet in your lounge? Freak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider-Man Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 The lounge needs less threads... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Myshkin Posted August 9, 2013 Author Share Posted August 9, 2013 Excuse me, I'm on the bidet. There's a couch over there. I suggest you use that. Don't watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matter-Eater Lad Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 a what now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Myshkin Posted August 9, 2013 Author Share Posted August 9, 2013 Ok, Licko can watch, but none of the rest of you. Ok Licko; observe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matter-Eater Lad Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 Okay... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Myshkin Posted August 9, 2013 Author Share Posted August 9, 2013 Oh yeah, I've got new hair. And body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coldplay Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 I have never used one I am afraid that I will somehow break it or I won't use it right and the water will get everywhere Bidets intimidate me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matter-Eater Lad Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 The fuck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coldplay Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 Oh yeah, I've got new hair. And body. the unwanted child of the sink and the toilet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Myshkin Posted August 9, 2013 Author Share Posted August 9, 2013 Really, Nick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonny and the cake Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 Come to Italy the land of bidet, I can take photos of my bidet if you want to admire it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coldplay Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 I love this girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matter-Eater Lad Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 Is it one of those toilets that sprays your bum clean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonny and the cake Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 Yes, I have cold and hot water to it so my ass can't get a cold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Myshkin Posted August 9, 2013 Author Share Posted August 9, 2013 I've no idea of the etiquette. You should teach us. Textually of course. And you don't have to be graphic. Do you use it as well as toilet roll (I presume so), or instead of? And if as well as, like, do you use it every time? Or is it say something you use once every few days or every week to erm, keep on top of things? I hate asking these questions. I'm not really a toilet person. I don't go to the toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matter-Eater Lad Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 It's just so odd. I have my butler wipe my ass instead with a moist towelette Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Myshkin Posted August 9, 2013 Author Share Posted August 9, 2013 Buttler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonny and the cake Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 In Italy we use it to clean ourselves when we poop and sometime we use it to clean our feets because it's really comfortable for that, your back doesn't hurt so much So if you poop everyday you use it everyday, if you poop once at week you use it once a week We have two bathrooms in our home so we have two bidets, here's the one from the little bathroom, the one that I use every day: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Myshkin Posted August 9, 2013 Author Share Posted August 9, 2013 Well that's just thrown up more questions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonny and the cake Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 Ask, I created an account on here just for that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matter-Eater Lad Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 She knew this thread was going to happen one day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Myshkin Posted August 9, 2013 Author Share Posted August 9, 2013 Hahaha. Well Reilly asks this from the chatting rectangle: is it not gross putting your foot on a spot that people wash the shit out of their anus with? I also wanted to ask if it's used as well as toilet paper or on its own? And also, how often does the bidet get cleaned? And do you clean it with that bucket? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tnspieler1012 Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 Americans (myself included) have a built-in, pathological fear of those things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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