The Lounge needs a bidet.

You put a fucking bidet in your lounge?

 

Freak.

The lounge needs less threads...

Excuse me, I'm on the bidet.

 

There's a couch over there. I suggest you use that.

 

Don't watch.

a what now?

Ok, Licko can watch, but none of the rest of you.

 

Ok Licko; observe.

Okay...

 

Oh yeah, I've got new hair.

And body.

I have never used one

I am afraid that I will somehow break it or I won't use it right and the water will get everywhere

Bidets intimidate me

The fuck?

 

Oh yeah, I've got new hair.

And body.

the unwanted child of the sink and the toilet

Really, Nick?

Come to Italy the land of bidet, I can take photos of my bidet if you want to admire it

I love this girl

Is it one of those toilets that sprays your bum clean?

Yes, I have cold and hot water to it so my ass can't get a cold

I've no idea of the etiquette. You should teach us. Textually of course. And you don't have to be graphic.

 

Do you use it as well as toilet roll (I presume so), or instead of? And if as well as, like, do you use it every time? Or is it say something you use once every few days or every week to erm, keep on top of things? I hate asking these questions. I'm not really a toilet person. I don't go to the toilet.

It's just so odd.

 

I have my butler wipe my ass instead with a moist towelette

Buttler.

In Italy we use it to clean ourselves when we poop and sometime we use it to clean our feets because it's really comfortable for that, your back doesn't hurt so much

 

So if you poop everyday you use it everyday, if you poop once at week you use it once a week

 

We have two bathrooms in our home so we have two bidets, here's the one from the little bathroom, the one that I use every day:

Well that's just thrown up more questions.

Ask, I created an account on here just for that

She knew this thread was going to happen one day.

Hahaha.

 

Well Reilly asks this from the chatting rectangle: is it not gross putting your foot on a spot that people wash the shit out of their anus with?

 

I also wanted to ask if it's used as well as toilet paper or on its own?

 

And also, how often does the bidet get cleaned? And do you clean it with that bucket?

Americans (myself included) have a built-in, pathological fear of those things.