I didn't poop for 10 days once because of constipation, it was rather uncomfortable.

Maybe pooping is the meaning of life.

^ Well it surely plays an important part in everybody's life.

 

Especially for you Matter-Eater Lad, you must be poopin' all the time! :surprised:

Yeah, I have to wear diapers.

That's the unknown side of being a superhero.

Damn that sux dude.

Don't act like you don't either, Batman. Long hours in that suit fighting crime...

i have a litter tray :wacky:

I poop before every patrol.

That's the unknown side of being a superhero.

 

Superman wears them on the outside because he respects his underwear.

 

Otherwise, he'd be screwed.

i have a litter tray :wacky:

 

That makes sense.

I poop before every patrol.

 

Good thinking.

I'm a female and I poop everyday :(

You're normal. I don't trust people who don't eat everyday when within their normal diet.

 

Well, actually I haven't noticed any correlation between pooping less than once a day within a normal diet and lying, so I guess I do trust them.

 

But you see my point.

 

Or maybe you don't.

 

 

 

 

 

 

I don't think I know my point anymore.

Bidets kinda scared me when I was young

As someone who doesn't own a bidet, I feel like I should ask this question:

 

Can you drink out of it? Like some sort of projectile-water-fountain where you have to act like a circus seal to aim the water directly into your mouth?

Oh god no ew that's too much

Hahaha. I figured, but I had to ask... :D

Chirst.

As someone who doesn't own a bidet, I feel like I should ask this question:

 

Can you drink out of it? Like some sort of projectile-water-fountain where you have to act like a circus seal to aim the water directly into your mouth?

HAHAHAH

We are not that sick

I thought my questions were naive.

If I did in fact have a bidet, I'd say 'don't knock it til you try it'. But since I don't have a bidet, I'll just have to go buy one just to test this out and then post pictures on this thread...

If I did in fact have a bidet, I'd say 'don't knock it til you try it'. But since I don't have a bidet, I'll just have to go buy one just to test this out and then post pictures on this thread...

 

please do

If you buy a brand new bidet and drink from it, what's the problem.

The water that comes out of it it's not good