What they call clever...

 

:|

This thread it brilliant!! So that's how you spell it..

BIDET THREAD BEST THREAD

I have never even seen a bidet in real life. I feel so uncultured.

 

edit: wow, my shit is still jimmy pop

My parents have a bidet in their bathroom and I literally have no idea why. It's safe to say I have used it in my life before quite a few times...

Bidet would be good at the moment. 

your bidet come in handy these days noodle arms?

I have lots of toilet roll

feckin hoarder

I wonder if there was less toilet roll hoarding in Italy because they have bidets everywhere

 

@Jonny and the cake ?

i clicked on this thread and realized I don't know what a bidet is

Unless this is really a thread about Joe Bidet in disguise

18 hours ago, I ran away said:

i clicked on this thread and realized I don't know what a bidet is

what

 

how

what is a bidet

 

On 4/17/2020 at 1:46 PM, Captain Crieff said:

I wonder if there was less toilet roll hoarding in Italy because they have bidets everywhere

 

@Jonny and the cake ?

since Hannah asked for me, heres the bidet we have in our flat , after ur done doing ur business in the toilet, you get up, sit there, open the water faucet, splash it in the private parts, use intimate wash, rinse, use a towel to dry yourself, and you are good to go clean as a whistle 

 

32 minutes ago, Jonny and the cake said:

since Hannah asked for me, heres the bidet we have in our flat , after ur done doing ur business in the toilet, you get up, sit there, open the water faucet, splash it in the private parts, use intimate wash, rinse, use a towel to dry yourself, and you are good to go clean as a whistle 

 

Informative as ever. Also I remember your bidet ?

 

for anyone reading this and thinking wtf, I stayed at her place a couple of years ago when travelling was still a thing

On 8/9/2013 at 11:56 PM, Prince Myshkin said:

Hahaha.

 

Well Reilly asks this from the chatting rectangle rachat de credit info: is it not gross putting your foot on a spot that people wash the shit out of their anus with?

 

I also wanted to ask if it's used as well as toilet paper or on its own?

 

And also, how often does the bidet get cleaned? And do you clean it with that bucket?

And if you only had that to wash yourself, how would you do?