Today I purchased a Slendertone Flex Max Unisex Toning Belt.

 

What the fuck is wrong with me?

 

Good luck with that

misread the title.

How did you read it?

Post something someone would do if they were having a midlife crisis.

Well my first post would have stood, regardless.

What about changing your username on a forum in which you are quite popular and confusing a lot of people because of this?

What about changing your username on a forum in which you are quite popular and confusing a lot of people because of this?

Trying to split my votes when the awards come around to give others a chance.

Trying to split my votes when the awards come around to give others a chance.

 

What an Idiot lawl

I'd DO every guy on earth ;) who was hot. and rich. THATS WHAT I'D DO!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Trying to split my votes when the awards come around to give others a chance.

 

I had not thought it that way. It does make a lot of sense.

You are such a democratic person! :surprised:

or just pretentious :p

or just pretentious :p

 

Yeah, well, I like to stay positive.

I know who I am going to vote for so... :rolleyes:

I was being sarcastic but oh well.

I was being sarcastic but oh well.

 

I think we all were :|

I was being sarcastic but oh well.

I read that.

I read that.

 

Is that past simple or present simple?

I hate English and its unchanging verbs :angry:

Today I purchased a Slendertone Flex Max Unisex Toning Belt.

 

What the fuck is wrong with me?

 

 

look at that goddamn face with the half dopey eyes and ducklips hahahahhaha

 

does CUTTING MY HAIR SHORT IN AN EXPRESSION OF INDIVIDUALITY AND NOT CONFORMING TO BEAUTY STANDARDS THAT DICTATE LONG HAIR = FEMININE AND YOUTHFUL COUNT???????

 

i actually just really wanted to but y'know

Is that past simple or present simple?

I hate English and its unchanging verbs :angry:

 

past, obviously

^English is very hard for non-native speakers :angry:

it is :angry: and it's impossible to read whether you should read read or read :|

:nod:

and they say Dutch is hard :phu:

past, obviously

oh, okay. Hmmm.... :thinking:

^English is very hard for non-native speakers :angry:[/color]

:nod: it is!

I'm in a B1+ level and they're already adding exceptions to the exceptions to the rules you've been learning for 5 years :dead:

 

it is :angry: and it's impossible to read whether you should read read or read :|

I know! When there's a text and it says read and it's not clear which one it is, you have to make a long pause and eventually feel so stupid :sick:

forget bullies, English is worse! :angry:

 

 

:nod:

and they say Dutch is hard :phu: [/color]

 

Yeah!

(though it is quite hard to be honest)

I began writing a book today.

Is it about your life??^^