ALF said to Jonny/Bonny: "Welcome to the planet Melmac! You will find life here easy, there is just one law: We hate everything related to Coldplay !"

Bonny was threatened by this and tried to escape immediately, but this caught the attention of another guard, Elsa, and (s)he tightened security

She looked closely at Bonny and said: "Wait...I wouldn't have thought about it if you hadn't tried to run away, but now that I look at you more closely...aren't you the guitarist from Coldplay ?"

Bonny was starting to shiver, but thanks to his good acting skills, he replied: "Coldplay? Why would I work for them? I clearly work for myself. I am Noel Gallagher, you pitiful otherworldly soul!"

Elsa looked at him and said: "Your face looks much too kind for Noel Gallagher. Besides, Noel reportedly is featured on Coldplay's new album. So either way - OFF WITH HIS HEAD !"

Bonny shook his head 'NO! I'm not even doing Coldplay any more I'm a solider, I'm fighting in a war!'

Elsa replied: "All right. We are going to let you live under one condition: You have to go back and shoot Chris Martin. We hate Coldplay so we have always been dreaming of getting his head on a silver plate."

Bonny couldn't help but nod his head, as if there was something controlling him

Elsa gave him a gun and placed him in a spaceship back to Earth, while telling him "remember, we're monitoring you and if you don't fulfill your job, we will summon and execute you !"

Bonny nodded and only saw black as he came to his senses, we wasn't slowly dying in the trenches anymore, but in a very familiar place

He blinked and realized he was in some kind of a studio that he had seen before; looking around he spotted his electric guitar, while at the same time feeling the cold metal surface of a gun in his trouser pocket against his leg.

He could hear screams in the distance, screams of war, nothing had changed just yet.

He lifted himself off the ground and picked up his gun. He scanned his surroundings, realizing that it was the band's studio. He looked on the ground, noticing a strange, futuristic device shaped like an orb.

He looked closer into the orb and saw his band mates on earth, being abducted by aliens

The aliens were rainbow-coloured and forced his bandmates to write cheesy songs.

(Loving how every single bad guy has the same motive...)

 

But then he realized he was on earth, and he felt the gun in his pocket, and he remembered his job- he had to do what he had to do, aliens or not.

(Loving how every single bad guy has the same motive...)

 

Yeah well, those are the times ! :D

 

And he also began to doubt - would he be able to shoot Chris, his oldest friend, his best friend, his puzzles missing piece, in cold blood ?

But he thought long and hard, and he realized he would gladly die instead of him, so he would finally escape the war, escape his suffering, and not kill is friend.

He slowly raised the gun to his own temple, shivering, and his finger began to move on the trigger.

He breathed slightly 'Chris this is for you' and he shot, and down he went to the floor, dead and gone, for he had lost his life, to save his friends.

Coldplay was history.

Chris walked in after the aliens left him alone to find his friend on the ground with the brains blown out.

After sitting quietly for a while, lamenting the loss of his friend and starting to think about the first songs for his new solo career, he picked up the gun and said to himself "I'm gonna buy, no, take this gun and start a war, if you can tell me something worth fighting for !" Then he hesitated and said: "No ! Too complicated. I'll say, my heart is a gun, I'm an army of one !"

(Honestly not a bad lyric lol you have some rage in you)

 

Chris almost got too carried away with writing and poured his heart on to a paper, but then he realized there was still war raging outside his door, a war he never had been remotely a part of even though his band mates are... Were...

lol you have some rage in you

 

(I was just making a little fun of AHFOD/Newplay ! :))

 

When Chris stuck his head out of the window to see what was going on, a bullet struck him squarely in the front, killing him before he hit the ground and hence leaving only Will, Guy and Phil around.