Will managed to persuade Zayn to replace the blue-eyed student in Coldplay, because he was still brainwashed with the Minions' Twisted Logic.

Jonny and Guy did not seem to like this decision, but after 2 weeks of songwriting, they were surprised by how good his songwriting was

OK now this story is gonna go down a really dark turn:

 

One day, the Minions came to see them, told them about how the blue-eyed student had not held his promise to sing Yellow again and that they had executed him after all - as proof, they produced his head on a silver plate !!

The crew, along with Zayn Malik, was deeply enraged by this, so they tried to catch the minions but couldn't because they were too quick, so they called on a special friend for help

The special friend was Ariana Grande, who said she will help Coldplay develop a pooppy (pun intended) sound.

The Oldplayers, who watched all of this with dismay, decided to take action.

But they were all held back by the wrath of the minions, and Arianna had no choice but to force them to cater to 12 year old girls.

(But the Minions were in favor of Oldplay, right ??)

 

Meanwhile Coldplay, consisting now of Jonny, Guy, Will and Zayn Malik had been wondering all the time if they could have an opportunity to reattach the blue-eyed student's severed head on a silver plate to the rest of this body, so they left Ariana Grande and the head in their studio and went out to search for the rest of the body !

They've been looking for days, so they hired a "body-hunter" to look for his body; they found Chris Martin

What they were not aware of is that during their absence in the studio, Ariana Grande was bewitching the blue-eyed student's head as to love and make only pop and EDM dance music.

They were able to hire Chris Martin, but he immediately stormed off and the group could not find him, so they returned back to the studio, only to find out the terrible doings of Ariana Grande

(Oh yeah I don't even know what I was trying to do )

 

They called Chris Martin up, and realized he was a very convincing double for the blue eyed student who was still disembodied, and this was all conveyed to the world by a series of odd hints and words in their songs singing 'students dead' backwards in their songs.

(Oh no, the good old Paul is Dead Theory :D)

 

When they found out about Ariana's doings, they kicked her out and examined the blue-eyed student's head closer...and they realized there was a rush of blood to it !

Ariana fought back, and accidentally deleted the entire database of their songs

OH NO ! thought the band. Now they knew they had to restore the student's head because his brain was the only place where they could still access the songs.

Guy, using his handsome power, went into his head; he was able to retrieve all the song ideas and past songs but Guy could not escape his head, so he had to upload all the pictures of the ideas to Instagram

(My Mom apparently took a music theory class that revolved mostly around it in the 80's)

 

The band, along with Chris Martin the convincing body double set out on a journey to figure out the best way to restore the blue eyed students head.

Out of nowhere, Phil Harvey brought back the student's body in mint condition, somehow

So the head was now reattached to the body, but it was still full of rushed blood and dreams and Guy (which made Jonny very jealous).

Chris Martin was then shunned away, they didn't need him anymore.

Chris was offended by this, and took the bodies of all of them to merge into a much stronger being

That super being was the power God of all things pop, Justin Bieber (but he/they also went by 'the king')

"The King" was so powerful, he was able to single-handedly ruin the entire music industry, and spawn numerous bad artists

Now only the Minions could save the day !

The minions combined forces one last time to save the industry, and worked with the band and Zayn Malik to produce one final album entitled "A World Full of Good Music"