Still, the album was released to great critical acclaim !

So the band finally knew they'd saved the world with the help of the blue eyed student, so Will went back to drinking his lemonade, knowing that he had an adventure of a lifetime

So the band finally knew they'd saved the world with the help of the blue eyed student, so Will went back to drinking his lemonade, knowing that he had an adventure of a lifetime

 

That's a good ending ! Let's make another story !

It was a long and dark December.

From the rooftops, I remember, there was snow. White snow.

And from the windows, they were watching us down below as we froze.

Clearly I remember, when a fox became a cathedral and God opened a bank.

It was buried in armor, with exclusive money given to good humans

 

(I broke the chain!)

One morning, a man in a French-style uniform walked in and demanded a credit to help him start a band.

This man left afterwards and dropped a letter on the floor; the letter contained critical information, and the supposed band was called "Poldclay"

The letter was found by one of the bank's clerks, Hill Pharvey.

Hill was concerned and disposed the letter, but another letter was sent the following day, this time with something new printed:

 

I'm watching you

Hill was concerned and disposed the letter, but another letter was sent the following day, this time with something new printed:

 

I'm watching you

 

At first, Hill thought this was a bad joke, but when he received a third letter the following day stating "FROM THE MOMENT I WAKE TO THE MOMENT I SLEEP, I'LL BE THERE BY YOUR SIDE, JUST YOU TRY AND STOP ME", he began to shiver a little.

Hill started hyperventilating, so he decided to form the band which included Riana Garande, Main Zalik, No Gallelgher and Sailor Twift

In the meantime, a war was ravaging the country.

(Let's try not repeating characters....)

 

A foot soldier named Bonny was working in the trenches, heaving as his frost bitten legs ached for warmth

He knew that he was fighting for an unworthy cause and all the time his mind kept circling around two questions: 1. How do I make it out alive ? and 2. How can I help end this terrible war ?

As he scooped up slushy muck, he heard explosions going off all around him, and he questioned himself even more.

As he started hallucinating, he started receiving a hopeful transmission, which said Destination: Mars; he realised he was being taken by an UFO that was moving to mars

Jonny tried to wake himself up, but to no avail, we was stuck on Mars in his head now.

 

EDIT: OOPS BONNY!!

A pile of poop lay next to him, and he wondered whose poop that may be. (This is a nod to the LP7 thread !)

(I am aware I read all of it- BRILLIANT PUNS)

 

He realized it was a subconscious metaphor representing the amount of shit he may do in his life

He just thought it was a shitty situation, but then the aliens came back

One of the aliens was called ALF.

the alien beside him was the guard, OLAF