Guy, the former sexy bassist robot who was packed away for storage until he powered up- (Chris must've pressed his portable on button before collapsing) walked out of his warehouse deflecting bullets with his sexy bassist robot bulletproof body as he slowly made his journey to the nearest Coldplay member as he was programmed to do

Guy the robot finally arrived at Will's place and asked him "What are we gonna do now ?"

Will was crying, "Guy, I know you don't feel things like this but all we gotta do is hope for it to all stop" said Will- who had also been working by repairing war ships with Phil.

Out of the blue, blue aliens appeared on the battleships and used it against the crew

But the crew fought back.. using the screeching sounds of rihannas vocals on Princess of China and the aliens were stunned

The aliens left and the crew assumed they were gone, until they came up with technology to distort sounds and make POC ineffective

 

 

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Then Guy and his sexy bassist robot body came and shot all of the aliens dead with his sexy robot eye lasers.

Will cheered and his heart went ba-boom ba-boom boom.

But still somehow the war went on, and it seemed as if it were them against the world.

Someone put a fence up, and this got them into rage so they turned into birds.

Except for Guy, he was still a sexy robot bassist

Will felt this story was stuck because Jaytheblue's mind was invariably stuck on Guy. :P

Will was probably right but then he realized that Guy really was a sexy bassist robot and started worshipping him

And Will and Guy married and lived happily ever after.

 

THE END. :P

 

(Seriously, this story was not to be saved anymore :D)

And Will and Guy married and lived happily ever after.

 

THE END. :P

 

(Seriously, this story was not to be saved anymore :D)

Yeah I pretty much ruined it ahahaha sorry

 

Ummm do you wanna start??

HAHA no problem :D

OK I'll start:

 

It was a beautiful and idyllic summer evening in the year 1996 in the county of Devon, near the city of Exeter.

There in a sweet little house on a cute little road, twenty something year old Chris Martin and his band mates were having a hard core jam session

(Summer of 1996 ! Chris is 19 !! :P)

 

His band mates were from his local high school and frankly, Chris thought they were not very good and kept hoping he would find better bandmates when he got to college.

Let's continue this story !!

(Oh gosh I thought I replied!!!! Also I just guesstimated I didn't wanna do any math after my stupid 'enriched' math class lol SO CLOSE yet so far)

 

His band, comprised with the awkward teenagers Fredrick Bannister (drums), Eugene Carthrow (bass) and Phil Harvey (his best friend and guitarist) met daily at his garage and played strictly U2 for 3 hours a day.

Sometimes, after the sessions, the boys would slump on the couch in front of their TV set and Fredrick, who couldn't stop talking about girls, would go on and on about how hot Gwyneth Paltrow was in her latest movie and that he had a huge crush on her.

Most of the guys agreed, except for Chris, he was pretty into Dolly Parton county super star, because well, who wasn't!

One day, Chris went to fetch the mail and tore open an envelope adressed to him - and his heart started beating faster when he read that it was from University College London and he had been admitted to it !

He danced around like a crazy person (as usual) and ran to tell his friends the news

Eugene and Fredrick were envious of Chris because they had received negative responses. Only Phil was truly happy for Chris - he had been accepted to Oxford earlier this year and knew how it felt !