I ran away Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 In collaboration with Oldplayers and Newplayers, they decided that half of the album would be Oldplay-style and the other half Newplay-style, so that everyone would have something to listen to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anthamic Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 After almost 7 years, they finally completed it, and they forgot how bad the situation was, so it worsened and they had a small amount of time to fix it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I ran away Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 The Minions worked hard and tirelessly to complete the album in time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zayn Malik Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Everyone started to become brainwashed by Justin Bieber, then suddenly, the student came back to life and delivered the album out to every store, every streaming site, and uploaded every video to Youtube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I ran away Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 The Minions tried to get the band back to good musical tastes by recording a music video of their own (PLEASE WATCH IT, iT's HILARIOUS !!) [video=youtube;Jz8vaP6_VvY] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zayn Malik Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 This video somehow saved the music industry, balancing good and bad music; and everything was not lost! (Yes !! I've seen that video!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaytheblue Posted November 20, 2015 Author Share Posted November 20, 2015 "The King" was slowly disembodied with the power of the music, and all the band members met up with the blue eyed student. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I ran away Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 The blue-eyed student looked at all of them and said "I have learned something: In order to make good music I should not ignore the Minions and our old fans ! Half of my new album will be catered towards Minions and Oldplayers, and the rest will be a collab with Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaytheblue Posted November 20, 2015 Author Share Posted November 20, 2015 The band nodded in agreement, they were ready to make the best album of their lives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I ran away Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 And so they put the Minions as their producers as well as on backing vocals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaytheblue Posted November 20, 2015 Author Share Posted November 20, 2015 But then they realized the minions sounded like crap so they just let them play some instruments in the back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I ran away Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Even this task was not fulfilled correctly by the Minions; especially Stuart, who kept snatching Jonny's guitar away to rock off on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaytheblue Posted November 21, 2015 Author Share Posted November 21, 2015 So the blue eyed student simply told the minions to watch as they did their magic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I ran away Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 And he took his acoutic guitar, played a few chords and began singing in his lovely, dreamy voice "Look at the stars..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zayn Malik Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Everyone was astonished, and amazed as he continued "look how they shine for you..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I ran away Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 ...and when he sang "and they were all YELLOW", the Minions bounced up and down in bliss and ran up to him, happily tugging at his clothes and yelling, for each of them wanted to tell him how much this meant to them all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaytheblue Posted November 21, 2015 Author Share Posted November 21, 2015 But then the student realized why he was singing yellow- the minions were going to make the world yellow again!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I ran away Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Jonny questioned the Minions and they all came to an agreement: Half of the world yellow, half of the world an explossion of all different colours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaytheblue Posted November 21, 2015 Author Share Posted November 21, 2015 But then the blue eyed student interfered and talked with the minions for a better compromise: some of the best things in the world coloured yellow, like the sun, and the stars, and sand on a summers day, and happiness and emojis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I ran away Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 They finally released their album and called it A Rush of X&Y to a Head Full Of Parachutes Or Mylo and all His Friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaytheblue Posted November 22, 2015 Author Share Posted November 22, 2015 (You forgot Ghost Stories) This was the most critically acclaimed and best selling album in the world, of course Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I ran away Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 (OOps :D) ..and it even outsold the Minions' own movie, which made them angry again ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaytheblue Posted November 22, 2015 Author Share Posted November 22, 2015 But the blue eyed student had a really nice chat with them, and gave them some of the profits to settle them down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I ran away Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 Also, he agreed to let the Minions do the Viva chant during teh recording of Viva La Vida ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaytheblue Posted November 22, 2015 Author Share Posted November 22, 2015 Honestly it sounded pretty horrible but what was he gunna do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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