November 20, 201510 yr In collaboration with Oldplayers and Newplayers, they decided that half of the album would be Oldplay-style and the other half Newplay-style, so that everyone would have something to listen to.
November 20, 201510 yr After almost 7 years, they finally completed it, and they forgot how bad the situation was, so it worsened and they had a small amount of time to fix it
November 20, 201510 yr Everyone started to become brainwashed by Justin Bieber, then suddenly, the student came back to life and delivered the album out to every store, every streaming site, and uploaded every video to Youtube
November 20, 201510 yr The Minions tried to get the band back to good musical tastes by recording a music video of their own (PLEASE WATCH IT, iT's HILARIOUS !!) [video=youtube;Jz8vaP6_VvY]
November 20, 201510 yr This video somehow saved the music industry, balancing good and bad music; and everything was not lost! (Yes !! I've seen that video!)
November 20, 201510 yr Author "The King" was slowly disembodied with the power of the music, and all the band members met up with the blue eyed student.
November 20, 201510 yr The blue-eyed student looked at all of them and said "I have learned something: In order to make good music I should not ignore the Minions and our old fans ! Half of my new album will be catered towards Minions and Oldplayers, and the rest will be a collab with Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj."
November 20, 201510 yr Author The band nodded in agreement, they were ready to make the best album of their lives.
November 20, 201510 yr Author But then they realized the minions sounded like crap so they just let them play some instruments in the back.
November 20, 201510 yr Even this task was not fulfilled correctly by the Minions; especially Stuart, who kept snatching Jonny's guitar away to rock off on it.
November 21, 201510 yr Author So the blue eyed student simply told the minions to watch as they did their magic
November 21, 201510 yr And he took his acoutic guitar, played a few chords and began singing in his lovely, dreamy voice "Look at the stars..."
November 21, 201510 yr Everyone was astonished, and amazed as he continued "look how they shine for you..."
November 21, 201510 yr ...and when he sang "and they were all YELLOW", the Minions bounced up and down in bliss and ran up to him, happily tugging at his clothes and yelling, for each of them wanted to tell him how much this meant to them all.
November 21, 201510 yr Author But then the student realized why he was singing yellow- the minions were going to make the world yellow again!!
November 21, 201510 yr Jonny questioned the Minions and they all came to an agreement: Half of the world yellow, half of the world an explossion of all different colours.
November 21, 201510 yr Author But then the blue eyed student interfered and talked with the minions for a better compromise: some of the best things in the world coloured yellow, like the sun, and the stars, and sand on a summers day, and happiness and emojis.
November 22, 201510 yr They finally released their album and called it A Rush of X&Y to a Head Full Of Parachutes Or Mylo and all His Friends.
November 22, 201510 yr Author (You forgot Ghost Stories) This was the most critically acclaimed and best selling album in the world, of course
November 22, 201510 yr (OOps :D) ..and it even outsold the Minions' own movie, which made them angry again !
November 22, 201510 yr Author But the blue eyed student had a really nice chat with them, and gave them some of the profits to settle them down
November 22, 201510 yr Also, he agreed to let the Minions do the Viva chant during teh recording of Viva La Vida !
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