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Post pictures of the gorgeous Chris

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That :stunned: just says it all, hahaha :laugh3:

 

It wiped my brain of any funny/pervy remarks, that picture :lol:.

 

I want you girls to have your own Chrisses.

 

This would be the gift to end all gifts. Right here.

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Hello, the crazy girl (me) is here again :lol:

How are you?? :D

Don't log off....it's only 5:00 p.m.! :D

Hahaha ;)

 

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Good night Ladies ;)

:dazzled: :dazzled:

 

:laugh3: well still not pervier than us!

 

GIRLS! Shame on you! You always have perv thoughts but...IT'S JUST FOR THE SCIENCE! She will not do it for herself but for the SCIENCE! :nod:

 

OMG! :dead: I just shout to my boyfriend "I love Row! She did a Chris' sexy strip video!" :laugh3:

 

Here is Kristal and her boyfriend [who is laughing because of us :laugh3:], I'm at him's, we have to go bed because tomorrow we have to wake up early and you know...to sleep is not easy for me!

I just want to wish you good night! I miss you today!

Well I go to wear my pyjamas, my boyfriend is already under the blankets and he's waiting for me.

God night! ♥

 

Surely it will be good for me :wink3:

 

YOU PERV! Because I will sleep well :angel:

....after! :sneaky:

 

 

 

 

Hahahhaha Kristal :wink3: I bet you had a good night :D

 

AAAAAAAAAGH, did I mention I can't wait for August!

 

I'm liable to burn holes in the guy, I'll be staring at him so much :lol:.

 

Hehe I can't wait for September !!!! :D :D

Hihi me, too. I hope I'll be next to the X-Stage. I hope.......

 

*Looks at list* Check, check, check, oh, definitely check...

 

Yep. It's official. I've got an incurable case of Martinitis.

 

We had that whole thing with the guys being doctors a while back, so does this mean Dr. Martin will be, um, taking care of us?

 

He could do the "Sleeping Beauty" thing-if we faint/lose consciousness, he has to "revive" us ;).

It's official I have Martinitis, too. FOR SURE.

Oh Dr. don't cure me.......:smug:

Hahaha ;)

 

I had no idea what he was saying, either :laugh3:! I only know the occasional French word here and there.

 

So I was just sitting there like this instead: "Sure, whatever you say, Chris..." *Looks at and listens to the prettiness* :dazzled:

Because, I'm kind, I will translate it to you (I'm sure you're not even interested in what he's saying but nevermind):

Good evening, everyone, good evening !

I'm sorry for my French, but..., so..., my name is Chris Martin, and I'm a singer.

I'm very happy to be here with you in Cannes tonight.

I don't live nearby, but I would have come from even further away to have the honour to present this award.

In fact, you often present a lot of awards, but you don't always have the opportunity to hand one over to a real hero.

Your language is very difficult.(smiles)

So, the person who is going to be rewarded, deserved it more than anyone else. Sorry...

Bob, my friend, yes, he is my friend, has been trying to fight efficiently against starvation in the world for years.

I sincerely hope that you're as sensitive as me to this cause.

Thank you.

Sorry it's not very good. It's not easy. I didn't always translate it litterally. :)

 

It would. Though his kids are soon getting close to the age where they'd be like, "Oh, Dad :facepalm:" :laugh3:.

 

LOL, hey, no need to apologize! Well said!

haha yes !!! ;)

Ok :D

 

You know, I don't get out and jog, but if I had Chris as a running partner...

Exactly :nod:

 

 

You're very, very good to us! It gave me bellicus causa preoccupo! (BCP) (Martin causes frustration in Latin)

Yeah latin ;)

 

I found this picture , anyone know if its real

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Haha don't think so :lol:

 

Well.. the morning has arrived again. But I'm happy today because my working week is almost over. Another 25% to get through, then I am free for a week and a half.. BOY do I need this holiday. And watch out because I have more videos, wallpapers and gifs that are needing to be done... Plus Thalia and I have a little.. ummm.. project that needs my attention.. OK and the family needs some attention too I guess! LOL.. (see how my priorities are?! :angel:).

 

But until then.. have a great day everyone! others-010.gif

Note: I just told my husband that Kristal shouted to her boyfriend.. 'Hey Row did a sexy Chris Strip Video! ' He laughed and said that your boyfriend and he (and any other bf/hubbies) need a Coldplay Widowers Support group! LOL... :laugh3::laugh3: :laugh3::cool:

As always, good luck Row !!! :D You'll do it :D

 

Poor husbands and boyfriends :lol:

 

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A new series of *Chris Martin* ?- starts Wednesday! LOL! Sorry my silly sense of humour... But it made me laugh.

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Hahahahaha. :laugh3:

 

I usually reserve this for the Chris & Jonny thread, but since the Chrissy-girls seem so interested in looking...er...south of the equator...;)

 

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hihihihi :sneaky:

 

Another symptom?? :laugh3:

 

I'm going to write a paper on this soon ! :laugh3: Or no, MAKE a wallpaper on this!! YES! Ideas! :lightbulb: haha.. :laugh3::laugh3: Oh dear.. the morning meeting at work is going to be fun today..

 

Boss 'serious face' - you're NOT doing enough work! Work harder... ! Everyone Else - YES SIR..

Me ...... ....... ...... umm? wallpaper...Martinit.... sorry yeah.. OK, work harder.. sure...

 

:laugh3: (well I need to dream of Paraparaparadise when I'm there, or I go insane) (Ok that's obviously far too late I'm already insane..)..

 

OK I'm going now.. :D See you girls in 25%.

Lol :laugh3:

 

 

Hahahaha, no, I'd do it for science. I want you girls to have your own Chrisses. And if I have to be the one that sacrifices.. so be it

:sneaky::sneaky::sneaky:

 

 

:laugh3: :laugh3: I'm supposed to write a paper today. But if you girls continue being so awesome, it's gonna be a difficult task..

Awww, that's nice.

YES FOR SCIENCE OF COURSE. :sneaky:

 

Hihi, I hope you'll get to write your paper :)

 

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That one is really great :D :lol:

Yes please :sneaky:

 

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LOL :lol:

:dazzled: :dazzled: :dazzled:

Welcome back, crazy girl! :lol:

 

YES FOR SCIENCE OF COURSE. :sneaky:

 

If it works.. I'll finally be ...

 

 

THE SCIENTIST!

 

Welcome back, crazy girl! :lol:

 

 

 

If it works.. I'll finally be ...

 

 

THE SCIENTIST!

Thank you :laugh3:

 

 

 

Yes !!! :lol: You see !! ;)

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And we'll be sure to tell you how lovely you are, Ellen :lol: ;).

 

Love the picture you shared of Chris and Guy, too-their expressions on their faces are particularly funny, trying to be serious with the photo shoot, but looking like, "WTF are we doing this for?"

 

I have a sneaking suspicion Chris also wants to just bolt down the nearest hallway and run around gleefully pushing Guy around on that thing :laugh3:.

 

Hi to crazy lady Mara :laugh3:.

 

Hehe I can't wait for September !!!! :D :D

Hihi me, too. I hope I'll be next to the X-Stage. I hope.......

 

Ooh, that'd be great if you were.

 

We'll find ways to pass the seemingly endless waiting time together. I just keep watching live clips and psyching myself up imagining how much I'll be dancing around and singing along to those songs at the show :D.

 

It's official I have Martinitis, too. FOR SURE.

Oh Dr. don't cure me.......:smug:

Hahaha ;)

 

Yeah, we're goners, there's nothing that can be done for us *Shakes head solomnly*

 

Hehe. Nope, he can't cure us. He can only treat our conditions.

 

Because, I'm kind, I will translate it to you (I'm sure you're not even interested in what he's saying but nevermind):

Good evening, everyone, good evening !

I'm sorry for my French, but..., so..., my name is Chris Martin, and I'm a singer.

I'm very happy to be here with you in Cannes tonight.

I don't live nearby, but I would have come from even further away to have the honour to present this award.

In fact, you often present a lot of awards, but you don't always have the opportunity to hand one over to a real hero.

Your language is very difficult.(smiles)

So, the person who is going to be rewarded, deserved it more than anyone else. Sorry...

Bob, my friend, yes, he is my friend, has been trying to fight efficiently against starvation in the world for years.

I sincerely hope that you're as sensitive as me to this cause.

Thank you.

Sorry it's not very good. It's not easy. I didn't always translate it litterally. :)

 

Actually, I WAS quite curious to know what exactly it was he was saying, so THANK YOU for translating it! I think I'm going to go watch that video again and read the text while doing so.

 

It sounds even more adorable, his speech, now that you've translated it. "My name is Chris Martin, and I'm a singer..." :laugh3:. What a modest introduction.

 

Exactly :nod:

 

If we were all his jogging partners, we might as well make a legitimate race from that gathering, 'cause the group would certainly be big enough :p.

And we'll be sure to tell you how lovely you are, Ellen :lol: ;).

 

I have a sneaking suspicion Chris also wants to just bolt down the nearest hallway and run around gleefully pushing Guy around on that thing :laugh3:.

 

 

Yeah, you could tell me your secrets and ask me your questions as well, if you like :lol:

 

And I really see that happening with the cart-thingy, hahaha! :laugh3:

And we'll be sure to tell you how lovely you are, Ellen :lol: ;).

 

Love the picture you shared of Chris and Guy, too-their expressions on their faces are particularly funny, trying to be serious with the photo shoot, but looking like, "WTF are we doing this for?"

 

I have a sneaking suspicion Chris also wants to just bolt down the nearest hallway and run around gleefully pushing Guy around on that thing :laugh3:.

:laugh3: Hahahahhaa yes !!!

 

Hi to crazy lady Mara :laugh3:.

 

Ooh, that'd be great if you were.

 

We'll find ways to pass the seemingly endless waiting time together. I just keep watching live clips and psyching myself up imagining how much I'll be dancing around and singing along to those songs at the show :D.

Hi :lol:

 

Yes, that would be A-M-A-Z-I-N-G ! :D

And I hope everyone who is going will have a great place and a good view :D

 

:nod: Yeah, we'll do that. :)

I just CANNOT wait. :)

 

Yeah, we're goners, there's nothing that can be done for us *Shakes head solomnly*

 

Hehe. Nope, he can't cure us. He can only treat our conditions.

No, nothing can be done. That's true. What a pity, and the disease is spreading throughout the whole world.

:nod: :sneaky:

 

Actually, I WAS quite curious to know what exactly it was he was saying, so THANK YOU for translating it! I think I'm going to go watch that video again and read the text while doing so.

 

It sounds even more adorable, his speech, now that you've translated it. "My name is Chris Martin, and I'm a singer..." :laugh3:. What a modest introduction.

 

 

 

If we were all his jogging partners, we might as well make a legitimate race from that gathering, 'cause the group would certainly be big enough :p.

Oh okay, great then :lol:

It's really adorable. Yes. He could have said "Hi you know who I am, I'm the hot singer of the f***ing amazing band Coldplay, I know I'm fabulous :gorgeous:

But no, he's humble. :wacky:

 

haha yes !!! A Chris Martin race :lol: OR Martinitis race :D

Hi girls! And hi, scientist Ellen :lol:

 

Hello !! :nice: :D

Yeah, you could tell me your secrets and ask me your questions as well, if you like :lol:

 

And then we'll go back to the start and run in circles and...yeah :lol:.

 

Got a lot of mileage out of that one, didn't we? LOL.

 

And I really see that happening with the cart-thingy, hahaha! :laugh3:

 

And poor Guy would be clutching on to any spot he could and screaming in terror. And still his good looks would likely not get messed up once the whole ride.

 

Hi :lol:

 

Yes, that would be A-M-A-Z-I-N-G ! :D

And I hope everyone who is going will have a great place and a good view :D

 

Ditto that :nod:.

 

They had a neat thing on the website for the place the concert will be held at where you can click on a camera view of the area your seats are in, and I think I should be able to see things fine enough from the vantage point we're getting. Sure, I'd like to be closer, but if I can still see and hear everything well enough, that's the most important thing.

 

It seems so far away, but the concerts will probably be here before we know it. And then they'll pass, and then we'll have that post-concert "It's over" feeling and want to go back to the waiting for the show again :laugh3:.

 

No, nothing can be done. That's true. What a pity, and the disease is spreading throughout the whole world.

:nod: :sneaky:

 

Throw in some apocalyptic elements and we've got the start of a big summer movie from that :lol:!

 

Oh okay, great then :lol:

It's really adorable. Yes. He could have said "Hi you know who I am, I'm the hot singer of the f***ing amazing band Coldplay, I know I'm fabulous :gorgeous:

But no, he's humble. :wacky:

 

Haha, yeah. True as all of that is, it just ain't his style to come out and say that. But it'd be kind of hilarious if he ever did come out and jokingly say such a thing.

 

haha yes !!! A Chris Martin race :lol: OR Martinitis race :D

 

I totally read that as "martini race" at first, and now I'm picturing everyone racing with martinis in their hands, like, first person to spill their drink is out of the race or something.

 

Don't ask. I don't even know. It's almost 6 am here and I haven't slept yet :p.

And poor Guy would be clutching on to any spot he could and screaming in terror. And still his good looks would likely not get messed up once the whole ride.

 

I totally read that as "martini race" at first, and now I'm picturing everyone racing with martinis in their hands, like, first person to spill their drink is out of the race or something.

 

Don't ask. I don't even know. It's almost 6 am here and I haven't slept yet :p.

Hahaha, no, Guy looks good at any time and any place. Even a crazy cart-ride will not mess his hair up :lol:

 

And insomnia does weird things to people, doesn't it?;) Why haven't you slept yet?

We'll find ways to pass the seemingly endless waiting time together. I just keep watching live clips and psyching myself up imagining how much I'll be dancing around and singing along to those songs at the show :D.

 

Okay, video 1. Because the opening part of their show is always one of the best parts :heart:

 

The moment you see them getting on stage.. the first notes.. the lights come on.. the graffiti wall comes up.. I nearly fell off of my feet from all the adrenaline :lol:

 

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And to keep this post a little thread-related... Here's a pretty man singing a song.

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Hahaha, no, Guy looks good at any time and any place. Even a crazy cart-ride will not mess his hair up :lol:

 

And insomnia does weird things to people, doesn't it?;) Why haven't you slept yet?

 

Simple reason: I've been a night owl pretty much my whole life :lol:. If I don't have to be anywhere the next day, I'm notorious for staying up as late as possible. Granted, this does mess with my sleep schedule when I do have to be up early for some reason, but eh...

 

Yeah. Any weird posts/ramblings on here can likely be attributed to lack of proper sleep on my part :laugh3:.

Ditto that :nod:.

 

They had a neat thing on the website for the place the concert will be held at where you can click on a camera view of the area your seats are in, and I think I should be able to see things fine enough from the vantage point we're getting. Sure, I'd like to be closer, but if I can still see and hear everything well enough, that's the most important thing.

 

It seems so far away, but the concerts will probably be here before we know it. And then they'll pass, and then we'll have that post-concert "It's over" feeling and want to go back to the waiting for the show again :laugh3:.

Oh really? That's good.

Well that's the most important, you're right. But I've never been REALLY near: I really want it. I can hope for the front row of the X-Stage, not the actual front row.

Have you seated places?

 

:nod: Oh yes, I know it'll be like that!! ;)

 

Throw in some apocalyptic elements and we've got the start of a big summer movie from that :lol:!

Hahahaha :laugh3:

 

Haha, yeah. True as all of that is, it just ain't his style to come out and say that. But it'd be kind of hilarious if he ever did come out and jokingly say such a thing.

No, it's really not his style. Hahaha, yes, that would be funny :D

 

I totally read that as "martini race" at first, and now I'm picturing everyone racing with martinis in their hands, like, first person to spill their drink is out of the race or something.

 

Don't ask. I don't even know. It's almost 6 am here and I haven't slept yet :p.

Hahhahahaha :lol:

 

You haven't slept at all? Oh my, so you'll sleep during the afternoon? :)

Edit: I've just seen your reply. :)

Okay ;)

Okay, video 1. Because the opening part of their show is always one of the best parts :heart:

 

The moment you see them getting on stage.. the first notes.. the lights come on.. the graffiti wall comes up.. I nearly fell off of my feet from all the adrenaline :lol:

 

 

And to keep this post a little thread-related... Here's a pretty man singing a song.

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Oh I agree 1000000000%

This feeling is unique. You can't compare it to anything else. There is so much emotion, excitement and everything. :D

 

I've watched the video. Great !!!! I love the "Is there anybody out there"

 

Here is the opening of my last concert:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfp_taE6UG0]Coldplay Frankfurt 20.12.2011 Mylo Xyloto-Hurts Like Heaven - YouTube[/ame]

 

This person must have been next to me, cause I had exactly the same view !!!

 

And lovely pic :dazzled:

 

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I LOVE that band photo ^^^^.

 

Oh really? That's good.

Well that's the most important, you're right. But I've never been REALLY near: I really want it. I can hope for the front row of the X-Stage, not the actual front row.

Have you seated places?

 

:nod: Oh yes, I know it'll be like that!! ;)

 

Yeah, not a venue you can roam around in, all seated stuff here. I've never been to the venue our show will be at before, so I don't know what their rules are about if you were to find open seats and move around a bit or whatever. Probably really strict about it, but eh.

 

How about you?

 

You haven't slept at all? Oh my, so you'll sleep during the afternoon? :)

Edit: I've just seen your reply. :)

Okay ;)

 

Eh, I'll be off to bed well before the afternoon-sometime within the next hour or so here, probably. I'm waiting for something to finish downloading first (one of the parts of that Cake Club video for this week).

 

Yeah. My sleep schedules have always been goofy. Either that or I'm secretly a vampire in disguise (I DO have pale skin...) :lol:.

 

Okay, video 1. Because the opening part of their show is always one of the best parts :heart:

 

The moment you see them getting on stage.. the first notes.. the lights come on.. the graffiti wall comes up.. I nearly fell off of my feet from all the adrenaline :lol:

 

 

And to keep this post a little thread-related... Here's a pretty man singing a song.

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That picture...I really can't wait to see THAT live.

 

Ahhhh, videos! Something I can watch to pass the remaining time until my download ends! Woohoo!

 

Yeah, I can't even begin to imagine how I'm going to feel when the show starts up :D. There won't be a word appropriate enough to describe how I'll react.

I LOVE that band photo ^^^^.

 

Yeah, not a venue you can roam around in, all seated stuff here. I've never been to the venue our show will be at before, so I don't know what their rules are about if you were to find open seats and move around a bit or whatever. Probably really strict about it, but eh.

 

How about you?

Oh okay, I'm sure you can move. Otherwise everyone is just sitting there.

 

We have standing places, but we can't go to the front row, cause those tickets were already sold out. :)

 

Eh, I'll be off to bed well before the afternoon-sometime within the next hour or so here, probably. I'm waiting for something to finish downloading first (one of the parts of that Cake Club video for this week).

 

Yeah. My sleep schedules have always been goofy. Either that or I'm secretly a vampire in disguise (I DO have pale skin...) :lol:.

Oh okay :) I can't open my second download. SO weird.

 

hehe. uhhhhh Angela is a vampire :stunned: :lol:

 

That picture...I really can't wait to see THAT live.

Ahhhh, videos! Something I can watch to pass the remaining time until my download ends! Woohoo!

 

Yeah, I can't even begin to imagine how I'm going to feel when the show starts up :D. There won't be a word appropriate enough to describe how I'll react.

:nod: It'll be awesome. :D

 

Ellen, was it you who sent today's Oracle question? :awesome:

I think it's her, yes, OMG. :awesome:

 

It's shitty, though, that they aren't there :(

Hello girls ! Your last 4 pages make me laugh ! Thanks you ! aahaha and Row your video is amazing ahahah ! :D I have just this pics:

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Well hello there.. :wideeyed:

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He kind of looks like Simon Pegg on the first picture. :thinking: :surprised:

Oh okay, I'm sure you can move. Otherwise everyone is just sitting there.

 

We have standing places, but we can't go to the front row, cause those tickets were already sold out. :)

 

Aw, that sucks.

 

Yeah, we can certainly stand up in our section and such. Whether or not we can move to other areas of the arena, though, that I don't know.

 

I really hope everyone's up and moving about at our show. I've heard stories from people who are at shows where a lot of the crowd is just sitting there, and I want everyone to be dancing about and enjoying themselves at ours.

 

Oh okay :) I can't open my second download. SO weird.

 

hehe. uhhhhh Angela is a vampire :stunned: :lol:

 

Yeah, I'm still working that out, too. Eh, well. I'm determined to get it to play!

 

 

I could make a comment about biting and tie it to Chris somehow, but...:angel:.

 

 

Well hello there.. :wideeyed:

 

My sentiments exactly :nod:. VERY noticeable V-neck area there.

 

:awesome:

 

 

He kind of looks like Simon Pegg on the first picture. :thinking: :surprised:

 

He does a bit, yeah! Sometimes when I hear/watch one I find myself thinking of the other :lol:.

 

All right, so I think I'm finally off to get some sleep. Night or morning or whatever the hell time it is, everyone!

Hello Girls all okay ? always crazy about Chris so cool, me too ! :D

 

My sentiments exactly :nod:. VERY noticeable V-neck area there.

 

 

 

He does a bit, yeah! Sometimes when I hear/watch one I find myself thinking of the other :lol:.

 

All right, so I think I'm finally off to get some sleep. Night or morning or whatever the hell time it is, everyone!

 

 

It is. :nod:

 

Good night. It's 14:57 here. :laugh3:

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