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Post pictures of the gorgeous Chris

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HAHAHAHA, shit. You know me too well :laugh3: :laugh3:

 

I didn't know how fast to click those spoiler thingies :lol:

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WATER AND AIR PLEASE !! :bomb:

LOL! I should probably stop now and save your lives for another day... :kiss:

 

Water

 

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and air

 

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I'm here to serve..

 

Night night ladies... sweet dreams...

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HAHAHA! great minds Claire! :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

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LOL! I should probably stop now and save your lives for another day... :kiss:

 

Water

 

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and air

 

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I'm here to serve..

 

Night night ladies... sweet dreams...

 

Awww thank you girls !! ;)

You're very sweet, you didn't have to do that :awesome:

 

Good night, Row :kiss:

 

Hahaha, that's awesome :lol:

 

We're on page 742 by the way!:)

YEAH !!!

 

Let's celebrate:

 

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edit: To anyone who is still here, good night :D

Don't log off....it's only 5:00 p.m.! :D

Hahahaha, omg girls, look what I just found in the old Chris thread. :laugh3:

Their innocent image has just been ruined.

 

 

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They weren't that innocent... :sneaky:

 

They are definitely not. :laugh3: Somewhere in that thread, there is this picture:

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(That's what I was trying to post before..:dozey:)

 

:laugh3: well still not pervier than us!

 

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Ooh good luck if you go! and TAKE YOUR CAMERA!!

and get DNA! LOL!! :laugh3:

 

 

Oooh, yes, I wanna build my own Chris clone! But how do I get the dna?:thinking::lol:

 

He's a married man, shame on you, ladies! I would NEVER think about kissing Chris!

 

 

Yes. You spotted it well. That was a BIG FAT LIE. :angel:

 

 

GIRLS! Shame on you! You always have perv thoughts but...IT'S JUST FOR THE SCIENCE! She will not do it for herself but for the SCIENCE! :nod:

 

 

 

OMG! :dead: I just shout to my boyfriend "I love Row! She did a Chris' sexy strip video!" :laugh3:

 

Martinitis..!! is that what it is!! Oh good finally a diagnosis...

 

 

 

I seem to have other symptoms also.. are these also related doctor Tracie?

 

 

a) obsessing.. somewhat.. buying magazines and even :shocked2: reading the 'Sun' !

b) watching live performances ALL the time? And going all... wobbly... or something - heh. :cool:

c) driving your family/friends mad because you live on the internet

d) spending far far too much money on tickets to gigs

e) neglecting your housework for online things

f) finding and obtaining almost every single photo on the web and storing then rather obsessively.

g) ditto with interview footage

h) listening to nothing else

i) Imagination :wink3:... .. don't need to explain this one do I?

 

are these related at all do you think??

 

 

 

 

If so, and if anyone develops a cure... please keep it AWAY from me! :laugh3:

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

don't die Mara! Oh no.. I forgot the paddles ! lol!

 

It's OK I have these..

 

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Lie down here Mara.. stand back everyone.. CLEAR!

 

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Hmmm....

 

Lets see if she's conscious.. this should do the trick..

 

 

 

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:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: I'm choking :laugh3:

 

Yes, let's make Celine smile tonight!! :)

 

Ladies....

 

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:lol:

 

Married man, married man, married man :bomb:

 

must. resist. thinking. about. that.

 

:nod:

 

No, you don't! :wink3:

 

 

Hahaha.. Your innocent mind?? :rolleyes: Riiight...

 

Well in that case this will be seriously bad for you and you mustn't watch it!

 

 

 

 

Ellen! No!

 

 

 

I mean it!

 

 

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:dead: again!

 

 

 

Here is Kristal and her boyfriend [who is laughing because of us :laugh3:], I'm at him's, we have to go bed because tomorrow we have to wake up early and you know...to sleep is not easy for me!

I just want to wish you good night! I miss you today!

Well I go to wear my pyjamas, my boyfriend is already under the blankets and he's waiting for me.

God night! ♥

 

Surely it will be good for me :wink3:

 

YOU PERV! Because I will sleep well :angel:

....after! :sneaky:

 

 

 

 

 

LOL, Kristal :sneaky:.

 

:hug: to Celine, too. Glad this is helping you feel better, your weekend sounds good!

 

Lory, honey, watching Chris at a Coldplay concert is FREAKIN AWESOME! I remember that I caught myself looking at his arms for about 30 seconds straight during ETIAW last December :laugh3: If you get the chance, go and see him.

 

 

I don't think orgasmic is the right word for it, but you're definetely on a high when the concert's over :lol:

 

AAAAAAAAAGH, did I mention I can't wait for August!

 

I'm liable to burn holes in the guy, I'll be staring at him so much :lol:.

 

Martinitis..!! is that what it is!! Oh good finally a diagnosis...

 

 

 

I seem to have other symptoms also.. are these also related doctor Tracie?

 

 

a) obsessing.. somewhat.. buying magazines and even :shocked2: reading the 'Sun' !

b) watching live performances ALL the time? And going all... wobbly... or something - heh. :cool:

c) driving your family/friends mad because you live on the internet

d) spending far far too much money on tickets to gigs

e) neglecting your housework for online things

f) finding and obtaining almost every single photo on the web and storing then rather obsessively.

g) ditto with interview footage

h) listening to nothing else

i) Imagination :wink3:... .. don't need to explain this one do I?

 

are these related at all do you think??

 

 

 

 

If so, and if anyone develops a cure... please keep it AWAY from me! :laugh3:

 

*Looks at list* Check, check, check, oh, definitely check...

 

Yep. It's official. I've got an incurable case of Martinitis.

 

We had that whole thing with the guys being doctors a while back, so does this mean Dr. Martin will be, um, taking care of us?

 

He could do the "Sleeping Beauty" thing-if we faint/lose consciousness, he has to "revive" us ;).

 

Well, I'm really not sure I should be doing this! But heck...

 

For Ellen, and Mara and everyone else who asked for it.. LOL..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How good to you girls am I? :cool:

 

So very, very good. THANK YOU :hug: :D.

 

I have NO French at all.. I'm totally useless like that.. wish I could now, then I would have been able to understand what he was saying!

 

I had no idea what he was saying, either :laugh3:! I only know the occasional French word here and there.

 

So I was just sitting there like this instead: "Sure, whatever you say, Chris..." *Looks at and listens to the prettiness* :dazzled:

 

:nod: :dazzled:

Haha that would be very great if he did :D

 

It would. Though his kids are soon getting close to the age where they'd be like, "Oh, Dad :facepalm:" :laugh3:.

 

Yes, you're right. Sorry. Everyone is a 0:30 fan I'm just the craziest one :lol:

 

LOL, hey, no need to apologize! Well said!

 

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You know, I don't get out and jog, but if I had Chris as a running partner...

 

Thank you! I'll post my experiences here straight away (in case anything happens(seeing movement behind a window or something:lol:), and if i'm still able to breathe and think straight afterwards).

 

LOL, well, hey, if you need some time to collect your composure, we can fully understand that :lol:.

 

Good deal! You're welcome! Look forward to hearing all about it!

 

So. Maybe it's time for 2 random shirtless photos? Just because they make us all happy?

 

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UHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAH those sure as hell make ME happy. Oh, baby.

 

Are those pillows and paddles and such still around?

 

Hahaha!!! But it's still a bit less pervy than the one with Chris'... well.. 'front side'. :lol:

 

 

You, um, wouldn't happen to have that one floating around anywhere, would you...:shifty:?

 

 

You know, I don't get out and jog, but if I had Chris as a running partner...

 

...

 

I don't jog either, but I would freaking chase him if he was running past me LOL

 

 

 

 

 

/creep

Well, I'm really not sure I should be doing this! But heck...

 

For Ellen, and Mara and everyone else who asked for it.. LOL..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How good to you girls am I? :cool:

 

You're very, very good to us! It gave me bellicus causa preoccupo! (BCP) (Martin causes frustration in Latin)

Well, I'm really not sure I should be doing this! But heck...

 

For Ellen, and Mara and everyone else who asked for it.. LOL..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How good to you girls am I? :cool:

 

Row, be patient about my shit english, ok? Lest's go:

Here in my country we have a page in facebook who called "TROPA DE ELITE DO CHRIS" - something like "CHRIS' S.W.A.T. BRAZILIAN GIRLS". I need to tell you that your videos are very appreciated in our group. Thank you very much. Don't stop to make fucking great+amazing+delicious videos, please! And wallpapers also. ;)

The CHRIS' S.W.A.T. loves you!

:kiss:

Don't log off....it's only 5:00 p.m.! :D

Sorry... Time zones!! :rolleyes:

 

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That's so sweet Lory! ' Too Sad or Soppy.. but then that's Coldplay... ' LOL! Oh he's so funny! :laugh3: :laugh3:

 

 

 

OMG! :dead: I just shout to my boyfriend "I love Row! She did a Chris' sexy strip video!" :laugh3:

 

 

 

Here is Kristal and her boyfriend [who is laughing because of us :laugh3:], I'm at him's, we have to go bed because tomorrow we have to wake up early and you know...to sleep is not easy for me!

I just want to wish you good night! I miss you today!

Well I go to wear my pyjamas, my boyfriend is already under the blankets and he's waiting for me.

God night! ♥

 

Surely it will be good for me :wink3:

 

YOU PERV! Because I will sleep well :angel:

....after! :sneaky:

 

 

 

 

 

I hope you - slept :wink3: well Kristal and glad you liked the video :laugh3:

 

LOL, Kristal :sneaky:.

 

AAAAAAAAAGH, did I mention I can't wait for August!

 

 

*Looks at list* Check, check, check, oh, definitely check...

 

Yep. It's official. I've got an incurable case of Martinitis.

 

 

You know, I don't get out and jog, but if I had Chris as a running partner...

 

 

I can't wait for JUNE! OMG only... 58 days to go... 16.gif

 

Yep... feels Angela's forehead... ummm... yes For sure... Paging Dr Martin... we have another case here! :laugh3:

 

And yes, I'd be out there running, you can depend on it..

 

...

 

I don't jog either, but I would freaking chase him if he was running past me LOL

 

 

 

/creep

HAHAHA!!

 

You're very, very good to us! It gave me bellicus causa preoccupo! (BCP) (Martin causes frustration in Latin)

 

:nod: :nod: indeed...

 

I found this picture , anyone know if its real

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I have a feeling someone MAY have shopped some ummm.. pokemons into it... although MAYBE the guys are big Pokemon fans.. ? :cool:

 

Row, be patient about my shit english, ok? Lest's go:

Here in my country we have a page in facebook who called "TROPA DE ELITE DO CHRIS" - something like "CHRIS' S.W.A.T. BRAZILIAN GIRLS". I need to tell you that your videos are very appreciated in our group. Thank you very much. Don't stop to make fucking great+amazing+delicious videos, please! And wallpapers also. ;)

The CHRIS' S.W.A.T. loves you!

:kiss:

 

Your English is great! And thanks Keka.. :cool: :kiss: So happy you like them.

 

 

Well.. the morning has arrived again. But I'm happy today because my working week is almost over. Another 25% to get through, then I am free for a week and a half.. BOY do I need this holiday. And watch out because I have more videos, wallpapers and gifs that are needing to be done... Plus Thalia and I have a little.. ummm.. project that needs my attention.. OK and the family needs some attention too I guess! LOL.. (see how my priorities are?! :angel:).

 

But until then.. have a great day everyone! others-010.gif

Note: I just told my husband that Kristal shouted to her boyfriend.. 'Hey Row did a sexy Chris Strip Video! ' He laughed and said that your boyfriend and he (and any other bf/hubbies) need a Coldplay Widowers Support group! LOL... :laugh3::laugh3: :laugh3::cool:

Just saw Tumblr

 

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A new series of *Chris Martin* ?- starts Wednesday! LOL! Sorry my silly sense of humour... But it made me laugh.

I can't wait for JUNE! OMG only... 58 days to go...

 

*Sigh* Lucky.

 

Yep... feels Angela's forehead... ummm... yes For sure... Paging Dr Martin... we have another case here! :laugh3:

 

Woohoo! *Gets all settled in for her, uh..."checkup"...?*

 

And yes, I'd be out there running, you can depend on it..

 

He could teach exercise classes or something :lol:!

 

[Note: I just told my husband that Kristal shouted to her boyfriend.. 'Hey Row did a sexy Chris Strip Video! ' He laughed and said that your boyfriend and he (and any other bf/hubbies) need a Coldplay Widowers Support group! LOL... :laugh3::laugh3: :laugh3:[/color]:cool:

 

:laugh3: There's an idea. Poor guys...

 

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A new series of *Chris Martin* ?- starts Wednesday! LOL! Sorry my silly sense of humour... But it made me laugh.

 

I'd watch that show :nod:.

 

Those stills are BEYOND adorable :wacky: :heart:. Awwwwwwwwwwwwww.

 

He really is just way too cute for words, isn't he?

GIRLS! Shame on you! You always have perv thoughts but...IT'S JUST FOR THE SCIENCE! She will not do it for herself but for the SCIENCE! :nod:

Yeah. Science. That'd be my main reason. :laugh3:

 

Well I go to wear my pyjamas, my boyfriend is already under the blankets and he's waiting for me.

God night! ♥

 

Surely it will be good for me :wink3:

 

YOU PERV! Because I will sleep well :angel:

....after! :sneaky:

 

 

 

 

Hahahahaha :laugh3: I hope you slept well!

...after.:wink3:

 

 

 

LOL, well, hey, if you need some time to collect your composure, we can fully understand that :lol:.

 

 

You, um, wouldn't happen to have that one floating around anywhere, would you...:shifty:?

 

Hahaha, good, cause I dreamed about meeting him last night and apparently it made me so happy that I woke up smiling :facepalm: He'd better be there next week:veryangry2::lol:

 

And yes, Angela.. I happen to have it. :lol::lol:

 

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...

 

I don't jog either, but I would freaking chase him if he was running past me LOL

 

:nod: :nod: :lol:

I usually reserve this for the Chris & Jonny thread, but since the Chrissy-girls seem so interested in looking...er...south of the equator...;)

 

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Yeah. Science. That'd be my main reason. :laugh3:

 

 

Hahahahaha :laugh3: I hope you slept well!

...after.:wink3:

 

 

 

 

 

Hahaha, good, cause I dreamed about meeting him last night and apparently it made me so happy that I woke up smiling :facepalm: He'd better be there next week:veryangry2::lol:

 

And yes, Angela.. I happen to have it. :angel:

 

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SCIENCE! Of COURSE! LOL :facepalm:

 

 

 

Another symptom of Martinitis? Self-delusion? :laugh3:

 

 

 

 

:nod: :nod: :lol:

 

I usually reserve this for the Chris & Jonny thread, but since the Chrissy-girls seem so interested in looking...er...south of the equator...;)

 

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Another symptom?? :laugh3:

 

I'm going to write a paper on this soon ! :laugh3: Or no, MAKE a wallpaper on this!! YES! Ideas! :lightbulb: haha.. :laugh3::laugh3: Oh dear.. the morning meeting at work is going to be fun today..

 

Boss 'serious face' - you're NOT doing enough work! Work harder... ! Everyone Else - YES SIR..

Me ...... ....... ...... umm? wallpaper...Martinit.... sorry yeah.. OK, work harder.. sure...

 

:laugh3: (well I need to dream of Paraparaparadise when I'm there, or I go insane) (Ok that's obviously far too late I'm already insane..)..

 

OK I'm going now.. :D See you girls in 25%.

More wallpaper?!?!

 

*Bounces around in seat excitedly*

 

Have a good day at work, Row. Can't wait to see what you could cook up from THAT mental jumble :laugh3:.

 

Hahaha, good, cause I dreamed about meeting him last night and apparently it made me so happy that I woke up smiling :facepalm: He'd better be there next week:veryangry2::lol:

 

From your dreams to his ears, then :).

 

I'd probably react the same way after a dream like that.

 

And yes, Angela.. I happen to have it. :lol::lol:

 

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:stunned:

 

I usually reserve this for the Chris & Jonny thread, but since the Chrissy-girls seem so interested in looking...er...south of the equator...;)

 

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Well, based off those two pictures, it's kind of a difficult area to avoid looking at :lol:.

:stunned:

 

That :stunned: just says it all, hahaha :laugh3:

 

 

SCIENCE! Of COURSE! LOL :facepalm:

 

 

Another symptom of Martinitis? Self-delusion? :laugh3:

 

Hahahaha, no, I'd do it for science. I want you girls to have your own Chrisses. And if I have to be the one that sacrifices.. so be it

:sneaky::sneaky::sneaky:

 

 

 

Boss 'serious face' - you're NOT doing enough work! Work harder... ! Everyone Else - YES SIR..

Me ...... ....... ...... umm? wallpaper...Martinit.... sorry yeah.. OK, work harder.. sure...

 

:laugh3: :laugh3: I'm supposed to write a paper today. But if you girls continue being so awesome, it's gonna be a difficult task..

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