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Post pictures of the gorgeous Chris

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and...wtf?

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I've had several Coldplay dreams (I think I might be dregging this topic from like... 3 pages back. >.> )

 

The first one I ever had was with Guy. I walked into a bar (Even though I'm not of age) and got a beer. I look down the bar and there's Guy nursing a Guiness. I grab a stool next to him and introduce myself and tell him that I'm a huge fan. He's all very shy and stuff but we get to talking and I say something about not knowing that he was left handed. He got really offended and walked out. :confused:

 

THEN I had another where I went to a movie with the main singer from Sigr rós and Chris Martin was the lead role. I can remember getting a good laugh out of that because it was a dramatic role and he did horribly.

 

I also had a very pleasant one that I saw Will on a plane. I kept everything quiet so he wouldn't get mobbed. He was very nice and offered to sign something for me. I brought him my A Rush of Blood to the Head CD. It looked like exactly how it does in real life (Meaning... I can't understand what's holding the poor case together, it's so cracked). I remember he laughed and asked if I broke it because I hated it and I told him that it was so because I loved it so much and it pretty much went everywhere with me. He seemed really humbled, signed it, and then we started exchanging secret recipies for mac and cheese?

 

THEN I had one with Jonny. He was the only one playing on stage and there were like... MILLIONS of people there screaming their heads off. It was cool because he was just playing like he was the only one there.

 

Then I had this one that Coldplay came and like... followed me around school, like came to all my boring classes and stuff. These four grown men dressed in black following a 16 year-old around high school. Then my principal asked them to leave because they violated the "Student Height Code".

 

I've also had one where Chris was be my substitue teacher, but I didn't really know who he was, even though in my dream I asked him to sign my iPod. And my most recent one is when Guy was my server at a restaraunt. It was the most linear, pointless dream ever. He came up to my table, I ordered a burger and he walked away. But it was Guy? Wtf?

 

Er-- yeah... I've had way too many Coldplay dreams than what is probably healthy. :/ :lol:

 

LMFAO!

 

Thanks for these - brilliant! :lol:

Nettie, what an amazing avatar!!!!!!! :stunned: :stunned: :stunned:

*In love* :smug:

 

Cheers! :)

I want to stroke his beard :stunned: :wacko:

 

Tell me about it...

I want that beard. I might grow one :idea2:

OMG :wacko: :wacky:

 

:lol:

hahah!

 

I can help you with that... :wink3: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

I love beardy men, rwaaaaaar :wink3:

 

 

 

Except Santa Claus, thats just wrong.

Yeah, beard is high on my sexy feature list too.

 

I don't like Santa style either :confused:

OMFG.

 

I honestly think I love Chris Martin as much as I possibly can without knowing him personally.

^Ditto.

Sometimes I'm scared like hell of myself. I mean I don't want to turn into that typical BSB fan. It really scares the s h i t out of me :stunned:

Steph - didn't you think his stuble was kinda lush in the Coldplay in Profile thingy??

 

:dead:

Ugh, me too!

 

I HATE IT when girls cry over someone they don't know and stuff like that. But I don't know what I'd do anymore if I ever met him.

 

I'm thinking he's my first love.

 

Then I think, "God, what a loser I am." :(

^Ditto.

Sometimes I'm scared like hell of myself. I mean I don't want to turn into that typical BSB fan. It really scares the s h i t out of me :stunned:

 

:angry: im a backstreet boys fan :angry:

 

 

and i dont like the tipical fan either but im totally different

 

but i like them :angry:

Steph - didn't you think his stuble was kinda lush in the Coldplay in Profile thingy??

 

:dead:

 

:dead: :dead: :dead: - YES!!!!!!!!!!!- :dead: :dead: :dead:

 

That programme is pure beauty. I was honestly sat watching it and squeeling out loud. :blush:

When Jonny was talking about how happy he is and how he "cant complain about anything, ever", I was sat smiling like that freaky cheshire cat in Alice in Wonderland :lol:

KM, same here...

He's the most longlasting love of mine :wacky:

i am so hoping someone is nice and uploads that profile-thing :blush: :rolleyes:

Steph - didn't you think his stuble was kinda lush in the Coldplay in Profile thingy??

 

:dead:

 

:dead: :dead: :dead: - YES!!!!!!!!!!!- :dead: :dead: :dead:

 

That programme is pure beauty. I was honestly sat watching it and squeeling out loud. :blush:

When Jonny was talking about how happy he is and how he "cant complain about anything, ever", I was sat smiling like that freaky cheshire cat in Alice in Wonderland :lol:

 

I was expecting the programme to be old....about Parachutes days, then when it came on and had all about X&Y stuff...I was so happy!! Sat there laughin at everything they said...and the bit where they were talking about Jonny being shy and coming out of his shell more recently I was like awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!! Jonny! and the JAM thing lol! Needless to say, Ive watched it quite a lot :)

Really though. "...Unrequited love. It stays with you forever." :lol:

 

Sigh. :D

^Ditto.

Sometimes I'm scared like hell of myself. I mean I don't want to turn into that typical BSB fan. It really scares the s h i t out of me :stunned:

 

:angry: im a backstreet boys fan :angry:

 

 

and i dont like the tipical fan either but im totally different

 

but i like them :angry:

 

Leire, no offence :embarrased: It was just a symbol. I like some songs of them ;)

 

 

AND!

I'm dying to see that In Profile thing! I saw Nettie would upload it. I can't wait :stunned:

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