The Lounge

it only takes few minutes to read...and I bet some of them will make you laugh out loud! A jumper cable walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." ------------------------------------------------------------- A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "Sorry, we don't serve food in here." -------------------------------------------------------------- A dyslexic man walks into a bra. -------------------------------------------------------------- A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road." ----------------------------------------------…

ok here's the plan - for those that are single and looking for love here's the chance for you to put up a brief description of yourself and shout "i'm single so come get me goddam it!", make it short and pointy and maybe you'll get lucky and make a new friend :D here's me :D Single 25 year old musical and sporty male seeks warm hearted and friendly musical girl. Lives in Guildford, England. Must share love of Radiohead, Coldplay and Turin Brakes, enjoy gigs and festivals. Interests include a wide range of sports, playing guitar, films and games. Loves skiing and will try to drag you off to the chilly white stuff at least once a year. Enjoys good food and …

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Why, oh why, won't you let me sign in??!!?!?!?!! Why do you always make my computer crash you piece of shit!?!?!?!?! :x :x :-x :x :-x Sorry, i'm just having computer trouble right now.. :x

oh...definitely nope.It's like betraying her.I wouldn't do it whether how much i like him ;)

who watches? I DO I DO!! (im not like 5 years old btw) alright... then... does anyone know wat happened to steve? i only like to watch old episodes with him and i cant stand his "brother" whose name is "Joe" when it's really DONOVAN his eyes are annoyingly big and round... i love steve's cool hair/bowl cut, green striped shirt, khakis (i was gonna dress as him for halloween) nice nice.. sometimes he looks so stoned my friend told me they kicked him off the show cuz he was a child molester or something... with ... children personally, if someone accused me of that, i'd blame it on Blue... maybe what happened was old news.. but i've only just thought …

After leaving this board for a while The Chemist has returned!

boogy :D

Could it be 'FARTing out loud' :lol: :lol: :o

Its just a suggestion, but that would be cool if we had a forum where people can come in and ask question about any subject that they are having trouble in like math and maybe someone else on this board can help. Who's with me on this one? :D

I dunno...... :P :P

umm....2 hours???enuff?? :-o :shock:

So whats your take? Are you religious? Why? Because you were brought up that way and have no choice or you choose to be? Are you not religious? Im not, hell no. For years I just ran with it, not really caring about God or religion but now Ive dumped Christianity completely. Intense contact with religion did not work for me so I have decided its just not real (Obviously not the only reason). Anyone?

:D http://www.amnestyusa.org/musicforhumanrights/

sry to sound immature but.....i came home today b/c of the stupid people at my school who made me want to explode....i couldnt handle it...the cussing..pervets....picking on people.....teachers.....p.e.....everthing....how about yall join in and talk flack about the following dana matt mick ally p.e. teachers fields and richie :-D

I think this forumn is great. I hink coldplay are great. I think most of you people are great. I think that the way the forum is popular is greatHOWEVER i really feel that there are just to many damn posts to reply and look at them all in detail. I dont want anything changed, im just voicing my opinion. does anybody get what i mean? or am i on my own here?

Anyone ever been sacked and un-sacked for standing up for themselves at work? All in the space of 20 minutes? *puts hand up* i hate my job :x :D

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normally i see soo many ppl online here at once! but today has been sort of quiet it could be just me who thinks so! just really am bored lol *hugs everyone*

I hope this hasn't been done before... -Anyone in my immediate family dying -Any of my favorite bands breaking up, or any of the members dying -cockroaches and... Christina Aguilera! :o :D

*strokes Ian* :D

WELL.....:roll: its NOT today..... but, l just want to get the PRE PARTY STARTED!! and...well, the after party will end here too :D So... HAPPY EEEAARRRLLYYY BIRTHDAY GINGER!!!!!! :rainbowfro: :bdaysmile: :birthday: and may you have many happy returns of the day!!

happy happy birthday from all of us to you We wish it was our birthday so we could party too HEY!! i dunno if anyone has done thid yet but... HAPPY BIRTHDAY anyways!! --- Julie*