“Coldplay fans are the best in the world. If you like Coldplay then you're obviously very intelligent and good looking and all-around brilliant.”

-Chris Martin (Coldplay voc.)

 

"I'm the best non-playing drummer in the world. No one doesn’t play like me. "

-Will Champion

 

I think they are not recent but if I found something I'll tell you

Too bad search is disabled, there's a massive thread around here somewhere... but it hasn't been posted in in over a year probably.

there are about four million in my head just from all the VLVOD articles, radio shows, and videos! chris just happens to have exactly my sense of humor, so i tend to think everything he means to be funny is absolutely hilarious.

 

i'll work on fishing out my favorites. but really, i think chris and all the guys are a goldmine for good quotes. damn search being off!

GASP

 

SEARCH IS BACK ONLINE.

 

:dance:

ok, now for my THIRD post :rolleyes:

 

I FOUND IT! :D

(i think this is the one)

 

http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=19892&highlight=quotes

 

*goes combing*

My personal favorite is still the one from Rolling Stone where he talks about the two hardest things in his life being following Radiohead, and following Brad Pit.

:lol: Man, I guess that would mess with your head after a while, wouldn't it?

i love that one! i love how he only indirectly references gwyneth, but when he does, it's in a hilarious way like that.

 

argh, of course now that i'm asked, i can't think of many absolutely hilarious ones, but i did really like that one from whatever recent interview (Q maybe?) about the lawnmower...

Jonny: With this new album, we didn't want to repeat ourselves at all.

Chris: We didn't want to repeat ourselves at all.

Jonny: At all.

Chris: At all.

 

 

:D

there are heaps of great quotes but one of my favorites is definitely from enough rope with andrew denton:

 

Coldplay is for people with great taste, intelligence, incredible good lookingness, talent, ability, success, grabbing of life. Coldplay's for people who know what life's about. They're always entertaining. Delightful to talk to. Sweet, charming, incredibly good in bed. Virile. They have incredible success with girls, or boys, or both. They're generally just the world's best citizens. Maybe I'm biased, but I'm definitely right.

 

you definitely are Chris :D

This is also a great line from The Hour interview:

 

Chris: At the time I was feeling like a bit of a faliure.

Q: How can you be a failure after selling more than 20 milion records?

Chris: Well, you know, a lot of people voted for Hitler.

 

:laugh3:

ok, now for my THIRD post :rolleyes:

 

I FOUND IT! :D

(i think this is the one)

 

http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=19892&highlight=quotes

 

*goes combing*

 

tyvm :D

a quotesesesesessss merge

this is the lawn mower one i was talking about, from Q:

 

"i have my cereal. and i have my lawnmower. that's very normal, even though not many people have cereal on their lawn mower."

ANDREW DENTON: "Bono said, I think of your music in fact, that a great melody can thaw even the hardest heart. Do you think music actually has a capacity to change people?"

 

 

CHRIS MARTIN:" Not some people, no. No. I think certain music can accentuate people's personalities, you know? I think if you're a bastard, there's music that could make you more of a bastard, and if you're sweet, there's music that can make you feel more sweet, and if you're romantic, you know, then there's Simply Red."

 

 

ANDREW DENTON: "And Coldplay is for who?"

 

 

CHRIS MARTIN: "Coldplay is for people with great taste, intelligence, incredible good lookingness, talent, ability, success, grabbing of life. Coldplay's for people who know what life's about. They're always entertaining. Delightful to talk to. Sweet, charming, incredibly good in bed. Virile. They have incredible success with girls, or boys, or both. They're generally just the world's best citizens. Maybe I'm biased, but I'm definitely right."

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

 

Chris Martin: "That's Great! Keep playing!"

What should I play?

Chris: "Play anything... just play anything!"

Jonny: With this new album, we didn't want to repeat ourselves at all.

Chris: We didn't want to repeat ourselves at all.

Jonny: At all.

Chris: At all.

 

 

:D

 

 

hahha :laugh3: :lol:

Ahhh I love Chris's quotes.

i love chris's sarcasm :P

i like the backstreet boys one!!! that was funny!!!

Awwww, where is that animation in your signature from? :heart:

From one of my favorite interviews:

 

Chris: "Liquid amber, sing to me.... you're my very favorite tree!"

 

:lol:

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxCfgUxaIlg]YouTube - Chris Martin on Enough Rope[/ame]

^ That is soooo funny.

He's gorgeous!! I LOVE CHRISSS!!! :lol:

Jonny: With this new album, we didn't want to repeat ourselves at all.

Chris: We didn't want to repeat ourselves at all.

Jonny: At all.

Chris: At all.

 

 

:D

 

:laugh3::laugh3: what interview is that?? where can I find it? they are so funny!!!

 

This is also a great line from The Hour interview:

 

Chris: At the time I was feeling like a bit of a faliure.

Q: How can you be a failure after selling more than 20 milion records?

Chris: Well, you know, a lot of people voted for Hitler.

 

:laugh3:

 

:laugh3: chris is so funny! comparing Coldplay to Hitler! :laugh3:

 

ANDREW DENTON: "Bono said, I think of your music in fact, that a great melody can thaw even the hardest heart. Do you think music actually has a capacity to change people?"

 

 

CHRIS MARTIN:" Not some people, no. No. I think certain music can accentuate people's personalities, you know? I think if you're a bastard, there's music that could make you more of a bastard, and if you're sweet, there's music that can make you feel more sweet, and if you're romantic, you know, then there's Simply Red."

 

 

ANDREW DENTON: "And Coldplay is for who?"

 

 

CHRIS MARTIN: "Coldplay is for people with great taste, intelligence, incredible good lookingness, talent, ability, success, grabbing of life. Coldplay's for people who know what life's about. They're always entertaining. Delightful to talk to. Sweet, charming, incredibly good in bed. Virile. They have incredible success with girls, or boys, or both. They're generally just the world's best citizens. Maybe I'm biased, but I'm definitely right."

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

 

 

lookingness is not a word!:laugh3: but im sure it will attract many new fans:lol:

 

From one of my favorite interviews:

 

Chris: "Liquid amber, sing to me.... you're my very favorite tree!"

 

:lol:

 

 

ahahahahahha!!!!HHAHAAHA :laugh3: fruiting is not even a word! Chris is making up so many words, he should write a dictionary:cool:

Chris: So if you've ever bought Spaced you should return it, you should take it down your video store and you know what you should do? You should also take A Rush of Blood to the Head and X&Y and Parachutes and any Coldplay album, you should also return that. You know why? Because it's a con, it's a ripoff, it's cheese merchants, it's gnarl burger. What it is, it's swindling, it's two-bit nipple peep shows. It's Not. Worth. Having.

 

Jonny: I like nipple peep shows

 

:lol:

I just listened to the complete "Enough Rope" interview!!

I only knew the parts of it on Youtube...

Here's the site if anybody else hasn't heard it before as well.

But I have a feeling I might be in the minority :)

So funny!!

 

Oh, and I'd like to know where that "at all..." quote is from as well!

Thanks in advance!

This thread is always so hilarious :nice: thanks for posting!