LMFAO! :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Omg that's so cute.

well he did wish that 11yr old boy luck with girls he said that girls are trouble and then he gave him some lyrics and CHRIS said, "thats got my sisters number on there" :wink3:

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: so cute...

LMFAO! :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Omg that's so cute.

:smug:

im reading this article right now, here is something CHRIS said:

 

No, no, no. I do have a song called ''Goose Abuse,'' which goes like this: ''I wouldn't say boo to a goose, because boo to a goose would be goose abuse.''

 

haha :lol: :lol:

 

ROTFLMFAO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: OMG i love Chris sooo much, he cracks me up loads! I swear i have just had to leave the room for about 10 mins to stop laughing at this one :embarrased: :embarrased:

 

This thread rocks!!! :D

From this article [i typed it out today, my fingers hurt so much now...:lol]

 

Chris Martin: I want to start like this: let me tell you the story of Coldplay. Two young men who prove that, with resilience and determination, anything’s possible. In 1998, me and my best friend Jonny [buckland] worked as cleaners on Tottenham Court Road. We used to have to clean people’s apartments. They’d all left for America - they were short-term lets - so they’d always leave food and, cos we didn’t have much money, we would eat the rest of their cornflakes and listen to Ricky on XFM.

Ricky Gervais: Really?

CM: Before you got fired. [Gervais actually took voluntary redundancy.]

RG: That’s a lovely story.

CM: It proves that, even when you’re a cleaner and a washed-up DJ, you can still get somewhere.

 

CM: Do you think you could out-quote me on Spinal Tap?

RG: I’ll have a go. It’s a good competition…

CM: But it’s nerdiness.. Pure nerdiness. We mustn’t be nerdy in this article.

RG: No. You’ve got an image to keep up.

CM: I know. [Mimes snorting cocaine] “Snorts line.” Put that in brackets. But you asked about the follow-up think, I mean, I feel really strangely about our album. I think it’s probably the same for Ricky and it will be the same for Simon in his next film…

RG: Pegg’s getting a few plugs, isn’t he? He didn’t even turn up.

CM: He’s the best comedian in LA today.

RG: Ha ha! Christopher Guest’s in LA right now.

CM: Well, I think Simon’s as good as that. And anyone who disagrees is a cunt.

 

CM: Have you heard of [Australian children’s group] The Wiggles? We just finished this tour in American and we played to… a load of people. And it was overwhelmingly great…

RG: Show-off.

CM: Wait - and we payed a few nights in Madison Square Garden that sold out really fast…

RG: Modest.

CM: So we were like, “OK, we’re really the big boys.” And then we got told yesterday that The Wiggles have sold it out for a week, doing three shows a day.

RG: Ha ha!

CM: And they have a song called Yummy, Yummy, Fruit Salad. It sold like a million copies.

RG: Them and Crazy Frog. You’re being kicked around.

CM: We get pummelled. Yesterday, I thought about doing a novelty song called Burp.

RG: Don’t.

CM: What about a song called Squeeze My Juicebox?”

 

Ricky, you were asked to be the butler in a remake of Magnum, PI. Do you both get offered inappropriate stuff?

RG: [To Martin] You get offered thing like being in Extras.

CM: We get some weird shit too. I mean, a threesome’s always a nice offer.

RG: There’s three of us.

CM: I met a guy once, who said he had had a threesome. But he said it was two blokes and a girl. But to me, that would be a halfsome.

RG: A halfsome!

CM: I just wanted to say that. can people write in and say if they agree with that? Because he’s not even slightly gay. I don’t see how it’s a threesome.

 

CM: Have you met any politicians? Are you interested in any of that stuff?

RG: I haven’t met any.

CM: What about when you were researching [stand-up show] Politics?

RG: oh yeah, I was down the Houses of Parliament every day.

CM: You didn’t do any research, did you?

RG: No. Did you do a lot of scientific research about the speed of sound?

CM: Ha ha!

RG: It’s about 700 miles an hour, isn’t it?

CM: Well, when we’re playing, it’s slightly slower.

 

Chris’ Top 5 Comedians

1) Simon Pegg

2) Steve Coogan

3) Chris Morris

4) Stephen Fry

5) Hugh Laurie

RG: Just cos I didn’t put Coldplay in my list. Fuck him.

 

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LMAO oh my God... what a team. :lol: :lol: :lol:

hahaah thanks nettie.. gotta get my hands on that Q mag when it comes out in the states. :D

From the 'Coldplay Phenomenon' DVD... :lol:

 

It's like when bacon and eggs and mushrooms and chips are put on the same plate. They become something greater than those individual parts. It becomes a cohesive whole and it's tasty! Our sound is tasty! That is what our sound is...

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can anyone upload it again because it expired and i would love to see this!!! thanks in advance!! ^^^ i love ur avatar or whatever thats called cris and gwen so cute!!!

Nettie, who said that last quote?! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Is the Q magazine still available? I soo wana get it. I love Ricky Gervais and the office and put together with Coldplay? Even better!!!!

:lol: :lol: that CHRIS.... :D

:lol: :lol: i cant stop watching the kite clip! it just so funny! :lol: :lol: :lol:

ok guys, just heard this one on austin city limits thing...

 

Guy: when we are recording we get fed up and just want to play it live, and when we are touring, we just want to go back to the studio and record....its funny how it just goes in circles..

 

Chris: yeah, we are musicaly bisexual....

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: rofl! :lol: :lol:

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lol

“I’ve always wanted a criminal record and a Blue Peter badge — now I’ve got both" [Chris Martin]

“I want to be described as a love rat in The Sun. If I kiss you can I be love rat Chris Martin?”

Ohhhh, I wish he would've earned his love rat rep with me! :lol: :lol:

:lol: me too!!! :lol: :lol:

Reading that and looking at caroruiz's avi is not a good thing to do. :cry:

aawww.....well i would do anything for 1 kiss from CHRIS....but i'll just look for a chris look alike :D

Accept no substitutes.... :lol: