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Coldplay Quotes

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^true, sis! very true! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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We have to... What a cruel world.

there was a very funny quote on mtv spin (germany) last monday. they showed a snipped of coldplay talking about christmas...

I can't remember chris's exact words, but he said something like "and then there was another incident when I caught father christmas having sex with my mother. I told him that I want to have more presents, otherwise I'd tell my father." :lol: :lol:

 

well, I think it's clear that father christmas actually was his father. xD

and NO, the quote wasn't mistranslated by some stupid germans, because they showed subtitles and didn't translate it at all. :dozey: :rolleyes:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

CHRIS!

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Me too. Omg. I need to stop thinking about this! :lol:

Omg I just realized something. If Father Christmas is Chris' dad, he is the heir to the Christmas throne since he's the oldest.

 

Chris Martin is the next Santa Claus.

 

I will finally be able to sit on his lap and take pictures with him. Yessss.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

that's the funniest so far today! :D

LMAO. That's an awfully young Santa Claus... :sneaky:

Santa baby, oh hurry down my chimney tonight.

:lol: :lol: :sneaky:

there was a very funny quote on mtv spin (germany) last monday. they showed a snipped of coldplay talking about christmas...

I can't remember chris's exact words, but he said something like "and then there was another incident when I caught father christmas having sex with my mother. I told him that I want to have more presents, otherwise I'd tell my father." :lol: :lol:

 

well, I think it's clear that father christmas actually was his father. xD

and NO, the quote wasn't mistranslated by some stupid germans, because they showed subtitles and didn't translate it at all. :dozey: :rolleyes:

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

my innocence! :stunned:

Omg I just realized something. If Father Christmas is Chris' dad, he is the heir to the Christmas throne since he's the oldest.

 

Chris Martin is the next Santa Claus.

 

I will finally be able to sit on his lap and take pictures with him. Yessss.

Yes. Yess!!

 

Let's play cards with Santa! :cool:

Jo Whiley

 

"We've got adrenaline coming out of our eyeballs..." [Chris] :lol:

Strip poker... :wink3:

 

 

hahaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....I am agree ;) ;)

"I'm always in a good mood Jo - I'm on uppers" [Chris]

 

:lol:

 

What's the best part of the concert for you?

Guy: The End.

 

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"I'm always in a good mood Jo - I'm on uppers" [Chris]

 

:lol:

 

What's the best part of the concert for you?

Guy: The End.

 

:lol:

 

The Guy ones is awesome :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: the end :D

he sounds like an asshole in that one. :angry:

 

maybe he means that encore..

because it is the best part.

Performance wise. :smug:

maybe he was joking... :rolleyes:

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