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Chris Martin's toilet roll

Texasluvsjonny
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Hi, I'm new here and was just wondering if any of you know what brand of toilet paper Chris uses to wipe his arse. I really love Chris and want to use the same brand. I think I read somewhere it was Charmin Ultra, but I'm not sure. Thanks for your help in advance. :rolleyes:

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LMAO

I really appreciate your sarcasm ;)

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Angie i was just thinking the same thoughts as you! Its starting to get slightly annoying!

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why won't anyone help me with this. I did that search thing first and there are no other posts about this. I just want to be closer to Chris' ass. Please help me. :kiss:

Use the search button...or bottom? :/

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LOL!!!!!!!! Im sure Chris has some eco/enviromentally friendly toilet paper haha :lol: :rolleyes:

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I love this forum, I really do! xD

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lol what a topic,really...yes i bet it is eco friendly :lol: ask gwynie :lol:

....I just want to be closer to Chris' ass. Please help me. :kiss:

 

you do realize that just made my whole day complete. :)

nooop!!! using somebody else`s words... do you really thinkhe actually uses the toilet?!!

 

that`s just for humans... not a coldplay singer... :dozey:

 

 

 

 

 

:lol: ;)

 

 

...mhhh Zu

omg! i leave this lovely forum for new year's vacations...and guess what? a whole thread for Chris' toilet paper brand??? wow!!! :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned:

LMAFO!!!!

this are the things that keep me from coming back to this mssg brd.... :D :D :D always a smile on my face... :D

Yo Steph!! what up? keeping it real?? :lol: :lol: LMAFO

happy new year as well!!!! having a fun year so far??

:lol: Ermm...yeah i think so! :lol: :lol:

Yeah good year so far thanks! How about yourself hun?

he use the bathroom!

look!

:wink3:

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