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And what did we get from it

 

Stupid fangirls.

Like me.

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Stupid fangirls.

Like me.

 

Whaaaaaat :sad:

 

You is a cool fangirl, you were able to explore the whole thing a fair bit where others might make a statement (in some cases covering their bums) and run back off to their threads. Being able to do that is not stupid! It's quite cool.

I wish I could make fun of certain type or CP fangirls, but I'll get flames.

 

..BAAAH. Let's do it.

 

Case 1: NOES PEOPLE, CP are going to sell their instruments for charity!! I mean wtfffff :(

 

Case 2: I'M CRYING UNCRONTROLLABLY COS I CAN'T ATTEND THEIR CONCERT IN A TOWN 12 HRS AWAY FROM MINE :bigcry:

 

Case 3: Obviously Coldplay wrote VLV :dozey: They're the only ones who can write such an amazing piece of art. Satriani is a big piece of shit wanting fame, nowhere near to Coldplay's almighty greatness.

 

Case 4: Some dude makes a thread about a rumour. Then arrogant crazy fan comes:

Of course not! That would be ridiculous, besides what's the point? They're so not looking for that.

I'll believe it all when it's on Coldplay.com. :dozey:

 

Case 5: I want to marry Chris Martin, kill Gwyneth and have his babies cos I love his ugly teeth that you can see in Violet Hill's video.

 

Case 6: VLV IS LIKE OMG SO AMAZING, BEST ALBUM EVAR.

 

But hands down to certain berrygirls, who are truly amazing.

 

IMO, the annoying fangirls are Chris Martin's wannabe wives.

OH NOES ! I'm a Coldplay fangirl on a Coldplay site :dizzy: KILL ME, KILL ME NOW :escaping2:

Okay. Chris Martin's teeth. They're pretty bad you know? But I'd still run my tongue all up on them.

OH NOES ! I'm a Coldplay fangirl on a Coldplay site :dizzy: KILL ME, KILL ME NOW :escaping2:

 

You're harmless, just a big spammer in that cake thread (I believe).

You're harmless, just a big spammer in that cake thread (I believe).

 

just to get this clear, yes indeed we spam in there but we talk way more. maybe the name is a bit weird :inquisitive: but that's all.

^Haha, yeah right.

 

yeah.

 

thats all I have to say about it, so ... bye I guess :dozey:

^Arrogant CP fan I see.

They use that dozey smiley.

 

hahaha :laugh3:

i think its about jonny and his cake...

i think:thinking:

I remember being in love with Chris Martin.

I'm happiest when I'm a fangirl, honestly.

I remember when I used to like Guy! :uhoh:

 

I'm happiest when I'm a fangirl, honestly.

 

That

Okay. Chris Martin's teeth. They're pretty bad you know? But I'd still run my tongue all up on them.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. BEST LINE EVER.

I wish I could make fun of certain type or CP fangirls, but I'll get flames.

 

..BAAAH. Let's do it.

 

Case 1: NOES PEOPLE, CP are going to sell their instruments for charity!! I mean wtfffff :(

 

Case 2: I'M CRYING UNCRONTROLLABLY COS I CAN'T ATTEND THEIR CONCERT IN A TOWN 12 HRS AWAY FROM MINE :bigcry:

 

Case 3: Obviously Coldplay wrote VLV :dozey: They're the only ones who can write such an amazing piece of art. Satriani is a big piece of shit wanting fame, nowhere near to Coldplay's almighty greatness.

 

Case 4: Some dude makes a thread about a rumour. Then arrogant crazy fan comes:

Of course not! That would be ridiculous, besides what's the point? They're so not looking for that.

I'll believe it all when it's on Coldplay.com. :dozey:

 

Case 5: I want to marry Chris Martin, kill Gwyneth and have his babies cos I love his ugly teeth that you can see in Violet Hill's video.

 

Case 6: VLV IS LIKE OMG SO AMAZING, BEST ALBUM EVAR.

 

But hands down to certain berrygirls, who are truly amazing.

 

IMO, the annoying fangirls are Chris Martin's wannabe wives.

 

Oh no.

I don't want to marry him, no wait.. yes I do.

 

Okay. Chris Martin's teeth. They're pretty bad you know? But I'd still run my tongue all up on them.

Eh, he's british.

I would just keep his mouth shut, and well, yeah do that.

 

I remember being in love with Chris Martin.

 

LOLWUT.

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