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Superficial Coldplay Fans

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^ Of course you are, biatch :hug:

 

 

You and Cobaltie know who I am.

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You know what I dislike, those bucking people who take it too seriously :uhoh:

You know what I dislike, those bucking people who take it too seriously :uhoh:

 

yeah... Chris and Jonny

... Not broke back mountain

You know what I dislike, those bucking people who take it too seriously :uhoh:

 

wooops guess thats about me :uhoh2:

Berrygirls are annoying too. :uhoh:

 

Yeah. not all of them, but the ones that go crazy. Like that one that they said was taking pics of Guy while he was swimming :sick:

 

You know what I dislike, those bucking people who take it too seriously :uhoh:

 

Yeah. Cake is fine, but Chris and Jonny are not gay.

I would do that, taking pictures of him swimming.. just of the other one .___.

 

Yet again, I wouldn't :thinking:

I would do that, taking pictures of him swimming.. just of the other one .___.

 

Yet again, I wouldn't :thinking:

 

I wouldn't, just because I'm sure they want some part of their life to be private.

I mean, have pictures of him swimming :blush:

 

Wait, no :sick:

Or yes?.. :thinking:

 

I DON KNOW :bigcry:

CANDY WAY TO MAKE HER FEEL LET DOWN

 

SHEESH

 

FOR SHAME! FOR SHAME! :whatever:

 

I wish I could make fun of certain type or CP fangirls, but I'll get flames.

 

..BAAAH. Let's do it.

 

Case 1: NOES PEOPLE, CP are going to sell their instruments for charity!! I mean wtfffff :(

 

Case 2: I'M CRYING UNCRONTROLLABLY COS I CAN'T ATTEND THEIR CONCERT IN A TOWN 12 HRS AWAY FROM MINE :bigcry:

 

Case 3: Obviously Coldplay wrote VLV :dozey: They're the only ones who can write such an amazing piece of art. Satriani is a big piece of shit wanting fame, nowhere near to Coldplay's almighty greatness.

 

Case 4: Some dude makes a thread about a rumour. Then arrogant crazy fan comes:

Of course not! That would be ridiculous, besides what's the point? They're so not looking for that.

I'll believe it all when it's on Coldplay.com. :dozey:

 

Case 5: I want to marry Chris Martin, kill Gwyneth and have his babies cos I love his ugly teeth that you can see in Violet Hill's video.

 

Case 6: VLV IS LIKE OMG SO AMAZING, BEST ALBUM EVAR.

 

But hands down to certain berrygirls, who are truly amazing.

 

IMO, the annoying fangirls are Chris Martin's wannabe wives.

 

You forgot:

Add excessive amounts of :bigcry:s and related smilies in Case 2

Add snarkiness to Case 4 because they think they are serious and cool

 

Okay. Chris Martin's teeth. They're pretty bad you know? But I'd still run my tongue all up on them.

 

I... I must admit... I might too if given the chance :embarrassed:

 

I'm happiest when I'm a fangirl, honestly.

 

My life went downhill when I became a fangirl, honestly.

^Thanks for the comment Capt. Obvious, but since Emma quoted my post, adding some things I forgot to mention, I thought the thing about fanboys was missing as well.

I vote Cobaltie for most awesomest fan EVAR.

 

But I'm lame

 

Look at me

 

I even have a video games bar showing what I'm playing in my sig

 

that's lame

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