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The Cool and Crazy Coldplay Caption Thread!

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CHRIS: WHHHOOOOAAAAAT??? i thought they`d put a mattress!! NOOOOO!!!!

 

splat. :P

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LOL! This is insanely hiarious! It took me the week to finish reading the read but Kasia and some other girl who had some absolutely rotfl pics ... oh luv u guys! lol This is awesome, more more!!! Hehe... :o :lol: :sneaky:

chris: 'every justin timberlake in this arena should move there...upstairs, so that we can aim our gun.... i meant our lights at you!!'

:lol: :lol: ah Kasia!!!those are brilliant! :P

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Hedgehog :lol:

haha Kasia is the best at these. :P

chris: come on man please let me take a break! i need to pee dammit!

will: eww chris did you just let it go?! that's gross!

jonny: woah the camera's right in my face. they want to show me in my snazzy tie.

guy: hide me. i don't have a tie. jonny can i have your tie?

chris: *cries* and...and i'd like to thank jonny for always being there for me...and i'd like to thank...

will: haha jonny your fly's open.

:lol: :lol:

  • 3 weeks later...

chris: 'i`m really really happy with life right now. i have everything i wanted and i`m really really happy. can you see how happy i am?? geez i`m so happy aaah it`s impossible to put it into words how happy i am. i feel so blessed'

guy: 'sooo??'

will: 'he`s trying to tell us there will be no coldplay anymore you moron!!'

jonny: 'does it mean i`ll get free beer???'

chris: 'MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEEE"

jonny: 'what`so funny dood?'

chris: 'MEHEHEHE NOTHING MEHEHEHE'

guy: 'looks like mental'

will thinking: *OOOH CHRIS YOUR HAND IS SO SOFT YET SO ROUGH AAARRRRRRR*

will: 'oh guy, you naghty naghty boy!!'

guy: 'shut up and stand still!! i`m working!'

chris: 'hey dood what`s that thing this guy is holding in his hand?'

jonny: 'dunno, can`t see straight'

chris: 'ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz'

chris: 'oh let`s go back to the...... oooooh that`s nice, oh yeah, yeah,YEAH, YYYEEEAAAAHHHH WILL, YOUR DRUMSTICK IS AMAZING!!!'

CHRIS: 'hello? hello? i can`t hear you!!.... what?? .... i cannot fucking hear you!! speak up!! the engine is too loud. i repeat i can`t hear you!! the engine is too loud!!'

camera man: 'chris, the plane has just landed and the engine is queit'

chris: 'oh i`ve ran out of batteries then'

chris: 'oh let`s go back to the...... oooooh that`s nice' date=' oh yeah, yeah,YEAH, YYYEEEAAAAHHHH WILL, YOUR DRUMSTICK IS AMAZING!!!'[/color']

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA! :lol: OMG! You are soooo funni! :lol: :lol: :lol: You've got a dirrrty mind sista! :P lol

 

I wonder if Chris likes to be prodded in that area :sneaky: ...

chris: 'oh let`s go back to the...... oooooh that`s nice' date=' oh yeah, yeah,YEAH, YYYEEEAAAAHHHH WILL, YOUR DRUMSTICK IS AMAZING!!!'[/color']

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA! :lol: OMG! You are soooo funni! :lol: :lol: :lol: You've got a dirrrty mind sista! :P lol

 

I wonder if Chris likes to be prodded in that area :sneaky: ...

 

ask gwynnie. :P i feel so stupid being such a pervert but i`ll do anything it takes to entertain you (unless it`s dancing naked on the table or something)

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