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The Cool and Crazy Coldplay Caption Thread!

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I think I just peed myself laughing! :stunned: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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No it's ok! I managed to hold it til I got to the appropriate place! :lol: :lol:

jonny: 'nice dress liam, you look fabulous!'

guy thinking: *aaah it`s good to be in his warm arms. i feel so safe*

chris: 'no, i still love jonny but guy`s my bitch tonight. we`re gonna f&*$'

jonny: 'hey chris look out! there`s a.........'

chris: 'loooooooooooooooch neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssss aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh'

will: 'too late'

guy: 'he`s gonna meet nessie. innit great?'

chris thinking: *good Lord, i never thought gwyn could shake her bon-bon like this*

will thinking: *can you see me? it is ME standing next to dido and NOT YOU! muahahaahahahahaha*

guy ---> touches dido`s butt, is unable to think clearly, just smiles.

dido thinking: *whoever`s doing it, don`t stop!!!*

chris thinking: *i just saw her right nipple. omg! gotta cover my strategy points*

jonny thinking: *i need more crack*

 

 

jonny: 'nice dress liam, you look fabulous!'

guy thinking: *aaah it`s good to be in his warm arms. i feel so safe*

chris: 'no, i still love jonny but guy`s my bitch tonight. we`re gonna f&*$'

 

 

That's the first time I see Chris hughing Guy :stunned:

:lol: ^thats brilliant!

 

chrisleg.jpg

 

Chris: *proudly* You see these boots? I bought them all by myself.

Will: *thinks* I will distract everyone's attention by sticking my middle finger up like so, and while they are distracted, I can cop a squeeze of Jon boy's arse

Jonny: *whispers through clenched teeth* Kindly take your hand off my arse Will, I get enough of that from Guy. Please!

Guy *thinks* Yeah I'm effortlessy sexy, and I know, you know, EVERYONE on this goddamn earth knows it!

Dude in the front: Oh yeah! Far out! Rad! Cool!

^

:lol:

will: 'we`ve been cruisin` around for 2 hours!'

guy: 'i know, i can feel it in my stomach. be right back guys.'

chris: 'only 45 minutes will'

jonny: 'yeah but we`re lost. this place doesn`t look familiar to me at all'

chris: 'jonny, you`re on crack again?? this is your neighborhood. you live here!!!!

chris: 'so, what are you doing here? are you performing or just cleaning after the concerts or.....?'

will: 'i`m actually performing, i`m in a band called coldplay'

chris: 'oh really? a lot of bands play at this festival but i have never heard of cold.... what was it again?'

will: 'COLDPLAY'

chris: 'yeah exactly, so are they any good?'

will: 'i dunno. find yourself'

chris: 'ok, we`re coming back to you Billy'

will: 'do me a favour, chris and stop acting like a moron. geeez'

man that kevin westenberg guy is a good photographer :)

Kasia these are sooo funny!!

:lol: :lol:

I'm glad this thread is back! :lol: :lol: :lol:

jonny: 'hey, chris huni, whatcha got there?'

chris: 'i`m holding a sign that says how much i love you'

will: 'oh really?? does he know about us?'

guy: 'this is getting interesting!'

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Damn you Chris! No one cheats on my Jonny! :angry: :P

 

Hmm..does anyone else think Guy looks like Cat Stevens there? :stunned:

:lol: :lol:

Love the Pippi-Longstocking style hair with Will as well.

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