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The Cool and Crazy Coldplay Caption Thread!

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lol i made a total matamorphosis (spelling??... actually is it a word? or did i just invent a neologism?)

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Yeah metamorphosis is a word..i think. :huh:

will: 'i left my motorbike outside, guy. if we try to sneak out it is possible that we manage to run away'

guy: 'will, didn`t chris buy this motorbike last night?'

will: 'ssssh he doesn`t remember anything!'

jonny: 'what are you guys chit-chattin about? oh the party last night? man it was awesome!'

chris: 'i have such a huge hangover. my head is about to explode!'

^^^

:lol: :lol:

I don't think you've ever made one that hasn't been hilarious!

guy: 'our first gig ever was in london`s royal albert hall, wasn`t it? and we played for the queen elisabeth II, right?'

will: 'no guy, you were on crack. we played on trafalgar square and hardly anyone stopped to watch us. jonny and chris were on crack too and i think they still are. am i the only normal person in this group???'

jonny: 'come on chrissy, we have to go. we have a meeting with mikey mouse and daffy duck.'

chris: 'just make it clap'

^^^

:lol: :lol:

I don't think you've ever made one that hasn't been hilarious!

 

aaaw fankoo!!! :D

guy, will and jonny altogether: 'power rangers!!!'

chris: 'hmmmm.... pikatchu!!!!'

jonny: * i bet chris is thinking about our date tonight'*

chris: *mmmmmm the flowers look so yummy yummy*

:lol: :lol:

wow i love will's hat

:lol: :lol: :lol: ..too funny

:D :lol: :lol:

 

These are great!!

chris: 'guy, may i ask you a personal question?'

guy: 'aaah yeah sure'

chris: 'ok, do my feet stink?'

guy: 'aaaaaaaaaaaaah.............................................................................uuuuummmmm'

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Will: I can Vogue

Jonny: oh Guy dude, that fart is making my eyes water

Guy: um yeah sorry 'bout that

Chris: DO NOT take my fucking picture

:lol: :lol:

 

Geez, they look like happy campers don't they?

Chris looks SO scary in that pic, like he might hit the photographer. Or start throwing rocks at him which is more Chris' style :lol:

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*All meet on Halloween Night*

Chris: Who the fuck are you guys supposed to be.

Guy: You

Will: You

Jonny: You

Chris: Pfft, unoriginal twits. I chose Guy..

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