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The Cool and Crazy Coldplay Caption Thread!

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guy: 'let`s get out of here the wind almost destroyed my incredible afro'

jonny: 'yeah, you do look like... um nevermind...yeah the weather`s terrible i can`t stand it. i wanna go home!'

will: 'the weather in england has always been like that. didn`t you get used to it? stupid sissyboys!

chris: 'i think there`s only one way out: we have to jump to another building cuz i just got info from Link that there are Agents coming for us. and i think i just saw one!'

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guy: look Jonny about me trying to kiss you earlier.I didn't mean it, I can't help finding you irresistable..

jon: Guy just fuck off, I love Chris. Find someone else's ass to grab

will:I'm moving my left foot, I'm moving my right foot, I'm moving my left foot, I'm moving......

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

chris thinking: *not only am i the best singer, guitar player, pianist, songwriter, lover, boyfriend, man, son, future father, blonde sex-bomb, make trade fair supporter in the world but also the best stuntman!!!*

chris thinking: *oh no, i forgot to take the morning shit. now the whole day is gonna be so fucked!*

chris thinking: *just smile chris.. s m i l e.... and don`t worry about farting in their faces... concentrate on the camera... shit, why did i have to eat those beans?*

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: is Chris clinically flatulent? :lol:

 

lol what does flatulent mean?

will: 'i don`t know these people'

guy: 'me neither!'

chris: 'come here babe. you`re so sexy!'

jonny: 'i wanna grab your tit wifey!'

ah it means he has a severe 'wind problem' ie' date=' he farts a lot :lol: :lol: :P[/quote']

 

rotfl!! i guess it`s the beans. he can handlehis wind system most of the time.

will: 'you see, the thing is that we`re not westlife, we`re coldplay. westlife`s in another room.i think you just messed the rooms up'

jonny (thinking): *if someone mistakes us for westlife once again i`ll quit this fucking business!!*

guy (thinking): *oooh what a nice wind!*

chris (thinking): *i could swear i heard someone farting!*

now this is the moment everyone`s been waiting for!

 

CHRIS: 'JONNY, WILL YOU MARRY ME??'

JONNY: 'AAAAH YES BUT I THINK I SHOULD HAVE POPPED THE QUESTION SINCE YOU`RE THE GIRL AND I`M THE MAN'

chris: 'aaaah scooter? give me the mic! hello!! anybody there? i need the fucking mic!'

will: 'hey chris what are you doing there man?'

chris: 'sssh shut up i`m trying to concentrate'

jonny: 'what do you think he`s doing, guy?'

guy: 'i think he`s spreading anthrax'

guy: 'hey!!!!!!!!!!! if i don`t get a day off i`m going to jump!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

chris: 'oh shut up guy. i`m trying to pose here so don`t disturb me with such shitty nothingness!!'

will: 'yeah you`re pathetic guy!'

jonny: 'guy jumping off the building?? sounds great to me!'

guy: 'hey isn`t that chris` ass sticking out?"

will: 'oh my God, i just saw chris` ass!'

jonny: 'chris, i think you should stop bending. i`m jealous!'

chris: 'huh?'

jonny: 'i`m holding the 5th invisible member but they don`t know it! only i know it! muahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahhahahaa!!! '

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

LMAO!!! These are soooooo funny Kasia!!!

i didn't know this thread had come back from the dead!!

 

awesome!

 

:D

Hehe I demanding they start doing it again..it was just too funny to go dead. :D

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