Haha, the first thing I did when I saw it was check the calender :D

If it's true i'll hire a hitman to kill me

But.... How can this be true, He could have photoshoped the article and watermelons??? WHY WATERMELONS???? Yes, I'd like to buy one. But this is ONE BIG CRUEL JOKE THAT'S MAKING ME CRY!!!!!

If it's true i'll hire a hitman to kill me

But.... How can this be true, He could have photoshoped the article and watermelons??? WHY WATERMELONS???? Yes, I'd like to buy one. But this is ONE BIG CRUEL JOKE THAT'S MAKING ME CRY!!!!!

 

Photoshop...

 

you rate me too high, that fake NME screen-shot was done on MS Paint :P

IT'S A JOKE! IT'S A JOKE! IT's A JOOOOOOKKKKEEE!!!!!! :D :D :D

Happy April's Fools day everybody :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3:

 

Thanks to Nik and Ian for helping me along

http://wiki.coldplaying.com/index.php/April_Fools_2007

 

:lol:

Not cool :angry:

 

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:P

oh, too bad. i thought it was for real! :sick:

 

 

 

 

 

:lol:

you guys rock!

'Why can't we just do internet pull my finger on april fool's' :\

:D

great pic yamfox...

 

oh happy fools day then.. we do it the 28th dec...

 

:laugh3:

 

btw i think that what we said about record labels is not a joke at all.. :(

i expected this from Dave and Nik, but Ian - shocker!!!!! :freak:

 

haha, thanks guys! great joke, cruel but great :thumbsup:

i expected this from Dave and Nik, but Ian - shocker!!!!! :freak:

 

haha, thanks guys! great joke, cruel but great :thumbsup:

 

Well Ian only found out about it when I send him a PM late last night to ask him if I could do it, and Nik I believe didn't have any prior knowledge.

 

But one of the best april fools day jokes: http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/70000/video/_70980_aprilfool_vi.ram

wait wait wait! did people actually believe this? growing watermelons? you have got to be kidding me... great one though

There was at least 2 other things in that story which gave it away.

then maybe its just because i dont give a damn if it was true or not :P

yeah, the plural of hit is hits not hit... thats one!

^That was a typing mistake by me^

 

Coldplay's hits include "Ode to Deodorant", "Yellow"

There was nobody from EMI records to answer the phone because it's a Sunday.

Really hope this is an April Fool's Day joke! The world is coming to an end!:o :stunned:

Chris...Chris...will you sign my watermelon? :laugh3:

 

 

Damnit those watermelons just don't hold up. I remember when he was growing cantaloupes, now that was the day.

:laugh3:

http://rapidshare.com/files/23811780/Moviechris.wmv.html

hehe cool read first page and thought hey wait a minute Ode was never a hit single hehe and watermelons (WTF!?)

but Ian was real serious about it.....

 

 

lol :D

I don´t like this joke! :stunned:

would've been believable if it wasn't watermelons... but great work