"I thought you were wearing the condom!"

"Of course I took a pill. OHHHH, you mean THE pill...."

"Of course I took a pill. OHHHH, you mean THE pill...."

 

"Viagra?"

"WOW! 3 minutes! Is that a personal best for you?":dozey:

Ahh, so that's why he dumped you ;)

 

Thanks for that, I just couldn't be bothered finding a toilet do that pee.

"I like sharing my feelings, after sex... naw I'm kidding, get the hell out of here."

 

:sneaky:

haha

"No, don't worry. I won't post it on youtube.":sneaky:

why not :sneaky:

why not :sneaky:

 

 

you are sooooooooooooo bad....come and join the pervs...we don't bite...hard...:sneaky:

hmmm what exactly do the pervs do hahah :uhoh:

"The phone's for you. It's your Church prayer group, they're waiting outside for you to let them in."

^^nice;)

hmmm what exactly do the pervs do hahah :uhoh:

 

 

well, shit, if you have to ask then perhaps you're not as pervy as I thought:thinking:

 

 

 

:lol:

hhahaa oh well :sad:

hhahaa oh well :sad:

 

 

 

hey! that's a good one for this thread:

 

 

"hahaha, oh well"

 

:laugh3::laugh3:

true

a good one for a guy to say for real:

 

"Honey, the only reason it didn't last very long was because you're so HOT"

^ yeah ive def said that once or twice

 

 

wait...NO I HAVEN'T :tongue:

^ yeah ive def said that once or twice

 

 

wait...NO I HAVEN'T :tongue:

 

 

:wink3::lol:

haha you go me there...there was no good way to respond to that one :)

haha you go me there...there was no good way to respond to that one :)

 

 

there's no shame in a quickie;)

nope

 

 

especially in the afternoon

 

during your lunch break

 

 

ahhh scandalous! :whip:

nope

 

 

especially in the afternoon

 

during your lunch break

 

 

ahhh scandalous! :whip:

 

 

 

:stunned:

 

:wink3:

the break room is a helleva lot easier than that scooter!!! haha