This thread made me laugh hysterically. I think I'll stick to my atheistic ways :laugh4:

This thread made me laugh hysterically. I think I'll stick to my atheistic ways :laugh4:

yeah, me too :wink3:

^then you go to hell, Karolina :(

Yea I agree it's up to individuals to interpret the Bible not some guy with a fancy hat who parades around in a bulletproof car.

 

Yeah but...the bible is kinda written by the disciples chosen by God, so if you choose not to believe certain bits then you are not believing in the God that you think you are.

^then you go to hell, Karolina :(

I don't care..there is better company when in heaven :D

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You get into heaven by eating more chocolate and listening to more Coldplay :).

You get into heaven by eating more chocolate and listening to more Coldplay :).

 

Keep telling yourself that.

god... people are very hostile in here...

 

i dont even know why you bring up religion on here...

 

some people cant stand up for it let alone be called out with everyone against them.

 

lets just let it be.

Please vote in the poll and please read this first post and pray that prayer that the bottom of it to God from your heart.

Please vote in the poll and please read this first post and pray that prayer that the bottom of it to God from your heart.

 

Frodo of Baggins you pesky hobbit, why which you feel you must force this batshit religion of yourself onto others? You are like O'Brien, who is friend of the Biggest Brothers and believes he is sane for being which so, and that it is we who is insane for hating the biggest of brothers, and he must sane us, when in fact it is him who has insanity and it is we who is fine. :angry:

 

Do you have not realised that you have chosen THE EASY WAY OUT? Real people must depart onto this great spiritual journey with life; find answers for themselves. But you, you buy into the fable of a thousand years, and must never question anything or wonder or worry. How lovely this must be!

god... people are very hostile in here...

 

Go buy a plant.

People have been hostile because this bastard of the has arrogance he has which think "I FOLLOW THE MYTH, I MUST TELL OTHERS", does he realise when he does become dead there shall be no god for his protection?

 

He is the fucker of maternity and I wish death upon his saggy and vile kindly.

Go buy a plant.

 

nahhh, im not in the mood to water one everyday :nice:

 

thanks for the suggestion :thumbsup:

People have been hostile because this bastard of the has arrogance he has which think "I FOLLOW THE MYTH, I MUST TELL OTHERS", does he realise when he does become dead there shall be no god for his protection?

 

He is the fucker of maternity and I wish death upon his saggy and vile kindly.

 

wait.. youre saying you dont like christians?

im confused... im sorry :sick:

wait.. youre saying you dont like christians?

im confused... im sorry :sick:

 

I don't like anyone who actively evangelises/encourages others to share in their delusion, no.

Yossarian IS a delusion.

I have suffered most greatly at the hands of this Christianitys! So many of the ladies I have befriended and loved, but they has not let me had slept with them because Christianitys has brainwashed them into thinking God dislikes the sexual act!

 

Therefore it is the truth, Christianity is a vile plague on the society of modern. All men know this.

 

WHY IS IT ONLY THE LADIES OF ATTRACTION CHRISTIANITYS BRAINCLEANSED, HUH? TELL ME THIS? :angry:

Please take the time to read this first post and pray that prayer to God at the bottom of it if you haven't yet.

Please take the time to read this first post and pray that prayer to God at the bottom of it if you haven't yet.

 

Shut the fuck upward.

I don't like anyone who actively evangelises/encourages others to share in their delusion, no.

it seems to me you are evangelising to people not believe in God whatever their doctrine / name is..... trying to convice another rational human beign to follow something is like to evangelise even if is about politics and not religions itself.

Please take the time to read this first post and pray that prayer to God at the bottom of it if you haven't yet.

 

Shut the fuck upward.

it seems to me you are evangelising to people not believe in God whatever their doctrine / name is..... trying to convice another rational human beign to follow something is like to evangelise even if is about politics and not religions itself.

 

I'm not evangelizing people to dismiss God at all - Yossarian is a deepdish religious man!

 

But Yossarian does not start the thread for his religion in which he tells all others they will be damned forever if they does not follow him. Partially because Yossarian firmly believes the spiritual journey one undergoes is more important than the destination you stick with, and partially because Yossarian is not a fool.

 

Since this thread does proclaim that Yossarian will be sent to hell for his religion, and be forced to spend his eternity with Christopher Reeves, Yossarian makes it his business to act as much of a tool in this thread as possible.

Yossarian IS a delusion.

 

 

 

 

:thumbsup:

 

 

 

its ironic how Catholics must be the one who must act that way....and yet.... :dozey:

THIS VIDEO WILL EXPLAIN HOW THE NEW TESTIMENT OF THE BIBLE WAS CANONIZED (CAME TO BE):

 

WHOLE VIDEO:

 

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