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HOW TO GET TO HEAVEN WHEN YOU DIE

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Please read this first post and pray that prayer at the bottom of it to God from your heart.

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You're pretty dedicated.

 

Do you do this on any forum other than this one? :thinking:

 

edit: After some good times on google I found out you do it EVERYWHERE. :shocked3:

Indeed. I counted up to 40 different forums where you have posted the same thing, probably even more. The more people you convert the better a chance you've got of going to heaven eh?

You're pretty dedicated.

 

Do you do this on any forum other than this one? :thinking:

 

edit: After some good times on google I found out you do it EVERYWHERE. :shocked3:

*googles* :o

 

That's not evangelism, that a psychological condition. :stunned:

 

And so random too... http://cannabis.com/viewProfile.php?user=Xfrodobagginsx

 

...he was banned from DeviantArt! :wtf:

Same thread is been created on realest*****s.com and rapmusic.com... such interesting responses as "If I keep smoking the way I do, I might get high enough to reach heaven BEFORE I die!" and "may god burn you in hell for this thread...AMEN" have been submitted.

 

http://board.rapmusic.com/420lounge/1053008-how-get-heaven-when-you-die-2.html

 

http://www.realest*****s.com/board/showthread.php?t=878794&page=2

I think I'm gonna go find out where this guy lives.

  • 3 weeks later...

I have to admit, his username is awesome.

"If I keep smoking the way I do, I might get high enough to reach heaven BEFORE I die!"

 

That comment was much more interesting and thought-provoking than what anyone else was saying in that thread.

  • 3 weeks later...

I'm sure he loves spam, too.

  • 2 weeks later...

I don't care where I will be after death. I'm pretty sure that I won't be human, maybe i'll be ant or something like that

  • 1 month later...

Maybe he pissed off to heaven.

There was a guy on realest*****s with username VivaLaVida :thinking:

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