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HOW TO GET TO HEAVEN WHEN YOU DIE

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put your left foot in

 

then put your left foot out

 

k now put it back in

 

and shake it all about

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wow this thread is ridiculous, I should make a thread like this for the flying spaghetti monster

who's with me :cool:

Yes use the lil puppets to express your emotions.

I always thought the irony of that one is that it makes the person posting it look like they're wanking (Yknow, as in you'd post a laughing face to show you're laughing and a cry face to show you're crying etc).

 

Have fun there.

wow this thread is ridiculous, I should make a thread like this for the flying spaghetti monster

who's with me :cool:

ME!!!

There's a FSM social group on here you know.

 

I have a vinyl sticker on my car

 

I think it's better to not bump this thread ever again.

Or else all of you religious and anti religious people will make a delicious stew of cool beans.

Frodo I want to turn to God, because I'm a big bastard and stuff.

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I'm gonna go to hell, and I don't care 'cus I don't believe in hell anyway. So sue me.

 

Why don't you ask God to show you that Jesus is real and that you really need Him and be willing to believe in Him if He will.

 

If He does, then:

 

Do yourself a favor and accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior.

Why don't you ask God to show you that Jesus is real and that you really need Him and be willing to believe in Him if He will.

 

If He does, then:

 

Do yourself a favor and accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior.

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What are you afraid of? Humble yourself and ask Him to reveal Himself to you. If He does, then serve Him, if He doesn't then...

^ I don't recall saying I was afraid of anything. :thinking:

Why don't you ask God to show you that Jesus is real and that you really need Him and be willing to believe in Him if He will.

 

If He does, then:

 

Do yourself a favor and accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior.

 

Why don't you do me a favor and go play on the nearest highway? I don't need Jesus or God because all my belief lies in this:

 

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I don't need God. So there. :smug:

What are you afraid of? Humble yourself and ask Him to reveal Himself to you. If He does, then serve Him, if He doesn't then...

 

ewww why would she ask him to "reveal himself"

 

anettes nude drawings of chris in the clone thread are bad enough.

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BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!

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