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HOW TO GET TO HEAVEN WHEN YOU DIE

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Maybe I should employ my tactic of posting something absurd to kill the thread, that worked last time when I successfully posted meatspin lyrics with a suggestive-towards-Frodo-spin on them.

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Frodobagginsxxx needs to be banned or I'll buttrape him.

I like this comments so much I had to bump this thread again to say so even though I FUCKING WISH IT WOULD DIE!

I like this comments so much I had to bump this thread again to say so even though I FUCKING WISH IT WOULD DIE!

 

Amen to that :awesome:

This thread is scary :stunned:

Why the fuck is everyone still so surprised about this thread, it's been around for three years.

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You are correct. It is not a complete sentence. What is it that is keeping you from believing in Jesus?

You are correct. It is not a complete sentence. What is it that is keeping you from believing in Jesus?

Who said I didn't believe in Jesus? I have no reason to think that he didn't exist as a human being.

 

But I think if you're going to keep bumping this, you need a little more than ".". I'm still waiting for an answer on the question I asked. I get the feeling you're avoiding it because you don't actually have an answer.

You are correct. It is not a complete sentence. What is it that is keeping you from believing in Jesus?

 

Dear Frodo,

Please do us all a favor and shut up. :|

 

Yours hellishly, :evil:

 

Sara, Aashka, and everyone else that supports my opinion.

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Hey Frodo

You aren't by any chance Bill O'Reilly are you :thinking:

 

No, Bill O'Reilly is too moderate for me.

^hahaha okay it's been decided once and for all, this guy's been trolling us the whole time

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I like Glenn Beck better than O'Reilly. Coldplay is a great band.

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