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The Perv Unit

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LOL a 15 year old girl who likes Hugh Laurie. Technically it's even a stretch for you to like Guy Berryman cause he's 30 or something.

 

Set Perv Thrusters to Warp 9.

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@ Chavi:

i find this more a confession than a psichology therapy or something, so it came up the idea of the sign.. lol. strange. :P we have to think about it!

 

@ Indya:

 

oh dear patient i can understand you, when i was young

*sounds on the radio, 'when you were young by The Killers*

 

as i was saying, when i was young i felt the same, dear patient.

 

and even i thought of more boys that you, so you are not that mad, we can understand that you have thoughs with Mr. Laurie and Guy because here

 

*look at the other patients that are sat around*

 

we've always been there too

*sounds on the radio Kiss me oh kiss me by David Fonseca*

 

my dear patient, you are pardoned, the one punishment will be that you share with us your thoughs, may that way we can help you to cure yourself.

 

*makes perv sign*

 

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i missed that so much :P :dance:

Hmmmm

 

 

Im bored so Im raiding this thread

 

oh come on now ! we know you like it here :wink3:

oh come on now ! we know you like it here :wink3:

I do like it a little bit

 

But I dont come for the perviness, I come for the great food and friendly atmosphere:smug:

- Dr. Ari

 

First off, the Killers rock. That song by David sounds like it rocks. And thirdly, I imagine Hugh doing me from behind with Guy on the front and kissing me. Now... NOW HAVE YOU SEEN MY MADNESS!

 

 

:sneaky:

I do like it a little bit

 

But I dont come for the perviness, I come for the great food and friendly atmosphere:smug:

that's what we all said at first, then we don't feel that ashamed to say that we are perv people ... :sneaky:

- Dr. Ari

 

First off, the Killers rock. That song by David sounds like it rocks. And thirdly, I imagine Hugh doing me from behind with Guy on the front and kissing me. Now... NOW HAVE YOU SEEN MY MADNESS!

 

 

:sneaky:

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: POST OF THE DAY !!!!! Raaaawrrr

I do like it a little bit

 

But I dont come for the perviness, I come for the great food and friendly atmosphere:smug:

 

oh dont you mention food in a pervy thread ! :sneaky:

- Dr. Ari

 

First off, the Killers rock. That song by David sounds like it rocks. And thirdly, I imagine Hugh doing me from behind with Guy on the front and kissing me. Now... NOW HAVE YOU SEEN MY MADNESS!

 

 

:sneaky:

Dr. Ari hehehe.

 

Yeah Killers rock, Yeah David music rocks so much ;) and he rocks live i can sure you, i've seen him, and had the chance to met him in person just two days ago :smug:

 

wow :surprised: good picture :wink3:

 

yeah a bit too perv... where was the perv-o-meter? i think we will need a special one to measure your pervomin level.

 

try to change them... i mean, it happen the same when you think about Chase or Chris for instance?

 

is not good to have this high level of perviness that early my dear patient, but is healthy to be a bit perv too.

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: POST OF THE DAY !!!!! Raaaawrrr

 

Rawr indeed!

 

 

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Rawr indeed!

 

 

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Haha ! oh how I heart you ! I needed some entertainment tonight :lol::laugh3:

Dr. Ari hehehe.

 

Yeah Killers rock, Yeah David music rocks so much ;) and he rocks live i can sure you, i've seen him, and had the chance to met him in person just two days ago :smug:

 

wow :surprised: good picture :wink3:

 

yeah a bit too perv... where was the perv-o-meter? i think we will need a special one to measure your pervomin level.

 

try to change them... i mean, it happen the same when you think about Chase or Chris for instance?

 

is not good to have this high level of perviness that early my dear patient, but is healthy to be a bit perv too.

 

I think I'm off the perv-o-meter scale on this one. I need a scale that does a total 360°.

 

*sigh* well, it would be different with Chase. Chris... is more like the center of my pervness. It's sexy to think about Chris and Jon together so basically that's the other part of my pervertedness.

 

I understand Dr.. My perviness is too high and a bit unhealthy. But, it's embedded in me. This is who I am... I just feel inside I cannot change who I am.... who we are. WHO WE ARE!

 

PERVS ALAS UNITED WE STAND!

Haha ! oh how I heart you ! I needed some entertainment tonight :lol::laugh3:

 

I am very happy I could give you some of my sexy, perverted, doggy style entertainment. :sneaky::sneaky::wink3:

 

hm... i wonder if I can find smilies doing a threesome. Well, off I go to look for some.

i think the same, a scale of 360 yes yes

 

you don't like Chase? :surprised:

Chris the centre of your perveness and is Laurie who ... :censored: at your back? :stunned:

i guess is because you consider Chris the younger version of Hugh :wink3:

 

Chris and Jon together? :o... so if you see one of them, would you shout them 'faz-me um filho'? :surprised: (make me a son :surprised:)

 

your perviness is not bad dear patient, too high but is healthy yet.

 

PERVS UNITED WE STAND!

 

 

may be mine is too low :uhoh:

 

*hides*

 

ok now who is the doctor to help me :uhoh:

I need help!

 

*sounds on the radio Help! by The Beatles*

OK PERVS !! I wont tell again so listen carefully ..

 

YOU DO NOT NEED ANY HELP !!!!!!!!! or shall I say : YOU DO NOT WANT ANY HELP !!!

 

:sneaky: being a perv is fun, being a perv is the best that could've happened to you !

now pervy laugh shall we : MWAHAHAHA !!!

check this out Ari and tell me.. is it higher now ? :sneaky:

 

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check this out Ari and tell me.. is it higher now ? :sneaky:

 

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this did not help me Chavi.... :veryangry2:

why would I help you ?! :cool:

NO !!! I like you the way you are my pervy friend :smug:

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