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The Perv Unit

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Aw no I just like to show my love to Renny ding doo aka the shaved man :kiss:

awww how sweet, lets have more hardcore sex tonight :kiss:

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awww how sweet, lets have more hardcore sex tonight :kiss:

 

again?

what have you taken tonight? you must be a machine.. no one can do it 4 times in just a few hours :confused:

 

But alright, why should i care :charming: bring it on man! Let's make the hairy holes sing!

again?

what have you taken tonight? you must be a machine.. no one can do it 4 times in just a few hours :confused:

 

But alright, why should i care :charming: bring it on man! Let's make the hairy holes sing!

hey hey, i can go 5 in a row, no problemo :charming:

I'm still young and strong and all that work out in the gym gave me extra stamina so prepare yourself :whip:

hey hey, i can go 5 in a row, no problemo :charming:

I'm still young and strong and all that work out in the gym gave me extra stamina so prepare yourself :whip:

 

let's make that 6 then! You've gotta start breaking your own records :wink3:

 

Wohoo, what kind of machines do they have at your local gym :lol:? I've never heard of a machine at a GYM that helps you in bed too!

let's make that 6 then! You've gotta start breaking your own records :wink3:

 

Wohoo, what kind of machines do they have at your local gym :lol:? I've never heard of a machine at a GYM that helps you in bed too!

Alright! you gotta help me then! :whip:

 

Well the real machine who help me are some random girls at parties every 2 weks who help me to work out the most important muscle :charming:

 

*is addicted to keep his love muscle in shape*

Ahhh lurkers? come join us :kiss:

 

no, I'm good thanks.. watching from the couch. but I might sell that sex tape !

Alright! you gotta help me then! :whip:

 

Well the real machine who help me are some random girls at parties every 2 weks who help me to work out the most important muscle :charming:

 

*is addicted to keep his love muscle in shape*

 

no problemo young man with strong love muscle!

oh wait...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

you have TWO of them :o

 

where the hell did you get that other one from ?? Hahaha nooo, you didn't steal one of those chopped wee wees did you ? :lol::lol:

 

 

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Chavi, which porn tape :o I want my money back if it includes me!

no problemo young man with strong love muscle!

oh wait...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

you have TWO of them :o

 

where the hell did you get that other one from ?? Hahaha nooo, you didn't steal one of those chopped wee wees did you ? :lol::lol:

I didnt mention 2 of them :uhoh: But hey if you want another one,go for it! i dont mind threesomes :wacko:

I didnt mention 2 of them :uhoh: But hey if you want another one,go for it! i dont mind threesomes :wacko:

 

 

I felt it....so there was another one..unless your nuts are super hard and long...

I felt it....so there was another one..unless your nuts are super hard and long...

Bingo! :charming:

 

Now bend over bitch, time for some butt action :lol:

the sex tape I stole from Ren's own collection while he was busy getting his lightsaber fixed by your own bare hands !

you guys didnt even notice I was there so i stole it :P

Bingo! :charming:

 

Now bend over bitch, time for some butt action :lol:

 

yaawn..when will the time for duck action be?

 

I've been waiting for hours.. :dozey:

I don't have a glitors in my ass you silly guy!

 

the sex tape I stole from Ren's own collection while he was busy getting his lightsaber fixed by your own bare hands !

you guys didnt even notice I was there so i stole it :P

 

nah ah! i don't believe you!

I bet ren's just hiding it under his marvellous nut collection.

reveal your hairy holes boy :whip:

the sex tape I stole from Ren's own collection while he was busy getting his lightsaber fixed by your own bare hands !

you guys didnt even notice I was there so i stole it :P

so that was you? :o

I'm gonna have to pushing you for that now :whip:

*buzz buzz, liughtsaber ready for action*

 

I'll show ya that the power of the force :wink3: *strokes lightsaber*

oh my:stunned:

aww don't be shocked girl and kneel before zod :cool3:

yaawn..when will the time for duck action be?

 

I've been waiting for hours.. :dozey:

I don't have a glitors in my ass you silly guy!

aww but i love spanking your ass rawr! :kiss:

Hahaahahhah. Be kind Renny doo! And be careful that you insert your magic stick to the right section!

aww but i love spanking your ass rawr! :kiss:

 

You can hire someone else to spank it for you.

I want some real ride now :whip:

 

The saddle is all set now :gorgeous:

 

you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do it on discovery channel

Hahaahahhah. Be kind Renny doo! And be careful that you insert your magic stick to the right section!

 

hey that only happened once and it was just the tip of the magic stick but yet you screamed like a little girl :wacko:

 

 

:tongue:

You can hire someone else to spank it for you.

I want some real ride now :whip:

 

The saddle is all set now :gorgeous:

 

you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do it on discovery channel

Fine! your time to ride me cowgirl, lets use that song for some action or we could use monkey suits like in the vid :wacko:

hey that only happened once and it was just the tip of the magic stick but yet you screamed like a little girl :wacko:

 

 

:tongue:

 

 

 

how fricking long is your magic stick then? "the tip" was probably like 1,5 meters long :disappointed:

Fine! your time to ride me cowgirl, lets use that song for some action or we could use monkey suits like in the vid :wacko:

 

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no problem :shy:

 

but be gentle, i'm not used to playing with my brand new boobies

how fricking long is your magic stick then? "the tip" was probably like 1,5 meters long :disappointed:

You should know, you're the one who spends all the time down there :lol:

 

cowgirl.jpg

 

no problem :shy:

 

but be gentle, i'm not used to playing with my brand new boobies

brand new boobies! when did you get those babies? :o

*drools*

 

you better come here now! we need to have a new session of hardcore sex :cool3:

You should know, you're the one who spends all the time down there :lol:

 

 

brand new boobies! when did you get those babies? :o

*drools*

 

you better come here now! we need to have a new session of hardcore sex :cool3:

 

 

and you spend all your time inserting it into 100 different holes!

 

I got them for last christmas from horny granny :wacky:

 

So now suddenly i'm good again pheef, just a min ago you were trying to get those other girls in bed with you :dozey:

and you spend all your time inserting it into 100 different holes!

 

I got them for last christmas from horny granny :wacky:

 

So now suddenly i'm good again pheef, just a min ago you were trying to get those other girls in bed with you :dozey:

well, you just let me insert it in 2 :tongue:

 

Oh but hey new and big bobbies mean more fun so who cares about the other girls now :wacko:

he's all yours! his 1.5-meter-long magic stick scares me :uhoh:

 

and if you really do use those monkey suits, I'm definitely recording it !

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