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The Perv Unit

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Muahahahahahaha!! Roll on the R&R takeover of the perv thread!!!

 

On a side note, did anyone else get the coldplay newsletter today?? Their next tour will include 'magic balls'. Hmmmmmm...this looks like a topic for the P.U.!!:lol:

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Oh my.... Tra.... Tracie? Is that you in the Perv Unit thread? :shocked2: oh... oh my... well what a pleasant surprise! Welcome welcome!

Er...check the first few pages. I've been here almost from the beginning of the thread!:D

WHAT???:o:lol:

 

The only thing I said was that (no offense) I'm not into slash fics, but other than that, I'm as pervy as the next person...well maybe not THAT pervy! (Depends on who the next person to post here is!!)

Hey, just stopping thru here, to see what the pervs are up to, I mainly just read this stuff, pretty entertaining... but what caught my attention was the "magic balls" coming on tour! OK, I will stop... can't wait for the "Magic Balls!" bye bye!

Lol, yeah, it was in their latest newsletter, like I said. I wonder what it means. Until we find out, I guess we'll just have to draw our own pervy conclusions!! (Maybe Indya could work them into her next fic??;))

Muahahahahahaha!! Roll on the R&R takeover of the perv thread!!!

 

On a side note, did anyone else get the coldplay newsletter today?? Their next tour will include 'magic balls'. Hmmmmmm...this looks like a topic for the P.U.!!:lol:

 

Oh Tracie Tracie.. go check the coldplay section..there's a thread about the magic balls hahaha

 

edit: sorry, i just saw your posts there!

MAGIC BALLS. MAGIC BALLS.

 

sorry its too funny

 

that little excersize is taking ages to type up but i have food now bye bye for now

I wonder if the magic balls are... what's an easy ay to put this ... :thinking:... Fluffy?

:stunned:

 

that was STEAMING hot!

 

you should SO post an uncensored full version in a spoiler. :P

 

oh, wait, I have a girlfriend...

 

nevermind :lol:

@ Cobalt: I pray to God that you have not been a fly on the wall at the Bakery:lol:

 

Btw these Perv Unit threads: hilarious!

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Jamie! I just want to say I warned you about coming in here:laugh3:

Jamie! I just want to say I warned you about coming in here:laugh3:

 

 

 

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo its toooooooo lateeeeee:laugh3::laugh3:

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There's only one reason you'd be here....

 

 

PERV!

There's only one reason you'd be here....

 

 

PERV!

 

 

Hmm. I think the conversion is well underway!:laugh3::laugh3:

 

Its like they say - give in to peer pressure!!

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Yeah just give in...all the cool kids are doing it....

 

 

and by doing it I mean........:sneaky:

:stunned: :stunned::stunned: :stunned::stunned::stunned: :stunned::stunned::stunned: cobalt.... that's...... amazing!! I feel like I just watched a really exciting soap-opera :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

mooooooorrrreeeeeeeeeeeee *drools*

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sorry I just wanted my 500th post to be in this thread :D

Wow Cobalt! That's fucking amazing!:shocked2:

I feel honored that you used my dream to write it, gaaahh!!!, now it feels even more intense in my mind with your story, mwhuhuhuhu :wink3::wink3::wink3:

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Wow Cobalt! That's fucking amazing!:shocked2:

I feel honored that you used my dream to write it, gaaahh!!!, now it feels even more intense in my mind with your story, mwhuhuhuhu :wink3::wink3::wink3:

 

 

We better be careful or that perv is gonna give us a run for our money!!! I think that's why I've been sad...no intense Chris and Jonny love stories...:thinking:

Yeah just give in...all the cool kids are doing it....

 

 

and by doing it I mean........:sneaky:

 

 

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OMG THAT WAS SO SEXY!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU COBALT!! I LOVE YOU! You are officially the queen of Pervyness...

Yup, When I heard from people's comments on your fanfic, I was pretty jealous. yup.... :blank: But, I've got to say, I honestly like it ALOT. No, Love it. It's simple but yet so... sexy. I can't wait to hear it when they're banging each other. I'm currently writing a story on jNc slash but I want to hear more of yours.... one thing leading to another... then.. man I can't wait to hear more!! *sigh*

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:shocked2:

 

 

Your shocked routine is busted :sneaky:

 

We know the truth about you:smug:

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