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The Perv Unit

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well, you just let me insert it in 2 :tongue:

 

Oh but hey new and big bobbies mean more fun so who cares about the other girls now :wacko:

 

but they're as stiff as your nutcase :(

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he's all yours! his 1.5-meter-long magic stick scares me :uhoh:

 

and if you really do use those monkey suits, I'm definitely recording it !

 

ah no darling, the 1,5 meters was ONLY the tip.

It doesn't feel that bad as long as he finds the right address :wacky:

oh dear !

still.. he always wants others to bend over or kneel or go down there. I like to be on top and do the action ! so he's yours :rolleyes:

but they're as stiff as your nutcase :(

aww i'll be gentle i promise :kiss:

oh dear !

still.. he always wants others to bend over or kneel or go down there. I like to be on top and do the action ! so he's yours :rolleyes:

hahaha i like to take control , cant help it :wacko:

 

But i'll let you ride magic stick for free this time :charming:

free ride ?! hmm tempting :wink3:

@Chavi, He'll never be able to leave me anyway :cool3: we're the king and the queen of coldplaying after all! Gotta keep up the good work :crown:

 

aww i'll be gentle i promise :kiss:

 

Alright then! as long as you don't mind doing some oral work :wacky:

 

Yah yeah i know i'm leaving now!

 

Have fun people, me needs to sleep. Me is exhausted after such a night full of riding.

isn't it? :charming:

 

Anyway, i'm off cos i need some rest after that wild orgy, see you guys soon :kiss:

bye dear sex Queen and King ! get some rest ;)

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holy shit! the PERV UNIT has been outperved:dozey:

 

 

well to be fair it really wasn't that difficult...:laugh3:

Ohhhh PERVVVSS! WHERE OH WHERE ARE ALL MY PERVY FRIENDZIES AT!? I'M DYING TO TALK ABOUT THE MARTLAND COUPLE!!!! :evil:

I'M DYING TO TALK ABOUT THE MARTLAND COUPLE!!!! :evil:

 

:laugh4::laugh4:

 

The Martland couple is the hottest, perviest couple in showbiz!! :wink3:

I wonder if they are into a menage... I'd kindly and altruistically volunteer for them to try out... :sneaky:

HERE !! and ready to perv about the Martland couple :sneaky:

Only for your pervy eyes :sneaky:

 

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me at the beach today

 

^ @ Maria

 

Oh course they are!

ooo lala, i wonder how that would turn out for you. I've pictured myself in the same "position" dozens of times...:sneaky:

So, would Jonny be coming from the back or the front my dear?:wink3:

 

Ok, for serious now, Where is everyone? The perv unit has been down for much too long.

 

martland.jpg

 

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yeah I made these... well I tried.

Only for your pervy eyes :sneaky:

 

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me at the beach today

 

awww! you're so pretty! wow, what great pictures!!! :D:cool:

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Only for your pervy eyes :sneaky:

 

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me at the beach today

 

 

SCHMEXY! RAWR!:wink3:

 

 

Alright pervs....let's do this;)

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^ lets do this!

 

 

aww shit...did i say let's do THIS?

 

i meant let's do CHRIS:sneaky:

Nice and rough? or slow and soft? :evil:

 

 

where the hell are the pervs at!? besides us.

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Nice and rough? or slow and soft? :evil:

 

 

where the hell are the pervs at!? besides us.

 

 

maybe they are, er, busy...or getting busy....

 

 

Hmmmm..let's see...I'm thinking slow and deep:sneaky:

mmm slow and deep is my specialty... :evil: so, mel... tell me, have any craztastick perv dreams lately? if so, i'm dying to hear them... :sneaky::whip:

aw I have to leave :( today's a busy day

 

awww that's too bad... *sigh* well, darn... :\

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