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The Perv Unit

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mmm slow and deep is my specialty... :evil: so, mel... tell me, have any craztastick perv dreams lately? if so, i'm dying to hear them... :sneaky::whip:

 

i dream a lot about chris....i had this one dream that i was at this party and chris and his wife were there...but she was off running around with some other people...and chris just looked bored and unhappy...i got swept up in Gwyneth's crowd and we were about to go across to another party when i looked back to the house we were partying at and chris was standing by himself on the front steps...Gwyneth saw him and went to the other party anyway...i went back to the house:wink3: we walked a while and he told me he was trapped in his marriage and that he was unhappy. he took me back inside and led me by the hand up to this attic space:wink3: we were in a hurry so only the necessary pieces of clothing were removed...we heard a noise on the stairs...and he stopped..and in the dream ( i swear it was so real) i could FEEL him:sneaky:

 

then i woke up...in a sweat....and very horny:laugh3:

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Oh snap! MEL! That's awesome!!! Oh my gosh! That's crazy!:lol: I'm dying to have a dream like that. I've had similar but never with any coldplay members. It was just Anderson Cooper or Stephen Colbert... *sigh* that must've been lovely, touching... so so wonderful! :dozey:

 

Sometimes I wish I was in a coma when I have such great dreams like that... I bet you were begging for Chris when you woke up... "I... MUST... HAVE... CHRIS MARTIN!!!" :laugh3:

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Oh snap! MEL! That's awesome!!! Oh my gosh! That's crazy!:lol: I'm dying to have a dream like that. I've had similar but never with any coldplay members. It was just Anderson Cooper or Stephen Colbert... *sigh* that must've been lovely, touching... so so wonderful! :dozey:

 

Sometimes I wish I was in a coma when I have such great dreams like that... I bet you were begging for Chris when you woke up... "I... MUST... HAVE... CHRIS MARTIN!!!" :laugh3:

 

 

Yeah it was pretty great...and so real...it took me a few seconds to wake up and realize I hadn't just been fucking Chris Martin:laugh3:

Aleja, my pervy friend, you're very pretty !

 

and WOOOOWWWW ! that was one hell of a dream you had there Melanie :dead:

hmm contact ! i gotta ask how does he feel like :sneaky:

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Aleja, my pervy friend, you're very pretty !

 

and WOOOOWWWW ! that was one hell of a dream you had there Melanie :dead:

hmm contact ! i gotta ask how does he feel like :sneaky:

 

 

big and hard...and he knew what he was doing:sneaky:

I'm back for a while

 

thanx for your comments.. I'm all red now :blush:

 

omg mel that is what I call a PERFECT dream ...I wish I could have one of those ..but since I only sleep like 3 hours a day I don't really dream much lol

 

I just had a dream like 3 days ago where I was kissing this one guy ...I felt pretty crappy when I woke up cos I love my boyfriend and well.... that guy wasn't my boyfriend (or Chris..or Jonny..or Will..or Guy) :P

^^ just a dream after all .. you shouldnt feel bad ! :)

 

big and hard...and he knew what he was doing:sneaky:

 

Raawrr Mr Martin ! :wink3:

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^^ just a dream after all .. you shouldnt feel bad ! :)

 

 

 

Raawrr Mr Martin ! :wink3:

 

oh and did I forget to mention that while we were stopped and waiting for whoever it was to go away...the sound he was making sounded an awful lot like all the heavy breathing and moaning from that live version of GPASUYF...it was awesomely pervtastic!:wink3:

:bomb: heavy breathing and hard Chrissy jr !! THUD :dead:

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:bomb: heavy breathing and hard Chrissy jr !! THUD :dead:

 

 

:D

the guy who I was kissing in the dream is sleeping here in my house right now .....this is terrible!! hahahahhaha ;)

 

I don't think I can contain myself..... the perviness..just..won't... LET ME!!

 

 

 

 

brb

ok that's not good !

 

being far from your boyfriend makes you pervier ! be careful :lol:

oh no no...being close to my bf makes me pervier ....the things we've done..... the THINGS we've done:wacky:

 

a normal meet-up between the two of us would consist of pretty much this:

me: hi

him: hi

(15 minute kiss)

him: what do you wanna do

me: i dunno

him: let's go get some ice cream

(we go for ice cream)

me: it's cold out here

him: let's go watch a movie at my place then

(we go to his place and "watch a movie")

 

we've "seen" about 50 movies ...but we haven't actually seen any of them

 

 

...I think y'all know what I mean :dozey:

 

 

...pffbwahahah damn isn't that a little bit exhausting? Holy crap!

Reminds me of high perfomance sport:D

 

 

 

And Chris...

 

 

...and Jonny :stunned:

 

 

Aw shit!

:laugh3:you just can't help it can you?

 

with Chris and Jonny I'd do pretty much the same that I do with my bf ....except I'd skip the hi's and the ice-cream ..and just get straight to the "movie":wink3:

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oh no no...being close to my bf makes me pervier ....the things we've done..... the THINGS we've done:wacky:

 

a normal meet-up between the two of us would consist of pretty much this:

me: hi

him: hi

(15 minute kiss)

him: what do you wanna do

me: i dunno

him: let's go get some ice cream

(we go for ice cream)

me: it's cold out here

him: let's go watch a movie at my place then

(we go to his place and "watch a movie")

 

we've "seen" about 50 movies ...but we haven't actually seen any of them

 

 

...I think y'all know what I mean :dozey:

 

 

you mean you don't actually WATCH the movies???:thinking::P

 

yeah come to think of it...there are a few movies i haven't seen either...:sneaky:

typical night with Guy :D we looooooove movies !

i dream a lot about chris....i had this one dream that i was at this party and chris and his wife were there...but she was off running around with some other people...and chris just looked bored and unhappy...i got swept up in Gwyneth's crowd and we were about to go across to another party when i looked back to the house we were partying at and chris was standing by himself on the front steps...Gwyneth saw him and went to the other party anyway...i went back to the house:wink3: we walked a while and he told me he was trapped in his marriage and that he was unhappy. he took me back inside and led me by the hand up to this attic space:wink3: we were in a hurry so only the necessary pieces of clothing were removed...we heard a noise on the stairs...and he stopped..and in the dream ( i swear it was so real) i could FEEL him:sneaky:

 

then i woke up...in a sweat....and very horny:laugh3:

 

Holy shit! Lucky!!

 

I had one the other night :nice: bit of a funny one, though... we had to watch some DVD for art class... and guess who it featured? :rolleyes:

 

Chris was probably mucking around the most, he got in this tiny little toy car meant for a toddler and started driving it around, saying "violet (thing)" (thing) being something I can't remember. He started driving towards Jonny because he had the violet thing in his hands. Jonny laughed and put it on the table in front of him and walked away... oh God, and Chris drove right up to it, picked it up and faced the camera, best fascinated child face in the world -- "violet (thing)!!" I was laughing my ass off...

 

Next up, Chris and Jonny, sitting in front of the camera, making faces. Llllloooooollllll.

 

Then the camera gave us a niiiiice ass shot of Chris while he was unaware :sneaky: my friend next to me, I'll never forget it -- "well he has a nice ass, hasn't he??" I made the :wideeyed: face :laugh3: then Jonny told him, "you're aware you're being recorded from behind right," and Chris turns around, and he's so embarrassed but the other guys are laughing their heads off! He managed a bit of a laugh but his face went a bit pink, awwwwww !

 

Then we were rudely interrupted by our art teacher whom turned the DVD off :angry: and were forced to paint something, I did something bizarre, I might scan it soon as I did later paint it in real life.

 

I wish I had a pervtacular one :disappointed: I haven't had any of the sort that actually followed through yet, everytime I kept falling off some high damn place! :veryangry: I deserve one too... :wink3:

 

:thinking:

 

:laugh3:

 

 

Oh and I found our anthem.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESC_4Q1qemk

 

Annnnnd a performance that always damn turns me on :laugh3::wink3: TOTP version added free~ two for one!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjM7a9-Ui4Y

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3idhu1mUag

 

Wellll... I have the Live 03 one on my iPod. Video. So whenever I get uptight or miserable... :sneaky:

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Holy shit! Lucky!!

 

I had one the other night :nice: bit of a funny one, though... we had to watch some DVD for art class... and guess who it featured? :rolleyes:

 

Chris was probably mucking around the most, he got in this tiny little toy car meant for a toddler and started driving it around, saying "violet (thing)" (thing) being something I can't remember. He started driving towards Jonny because he had the violet thing in his hands. Jonny laughed and put it on the table in front of him and walked away... oh God, and Chris drove right up to it, picked it up and faced the camera, best fascinated child face in the world -- "violet (thing)!!" I was laughing my ass off...

 

Next up, Chris and Jonny, sitting in front of the camera, making faces. Llllloooooollllll.

 

Then the camera gave us a niiiiice ass shot of Chris while he was unaware :sneaky: my friend next to me, I'll never forget it -- "well he has a nice ass, hasn't he??" I made the :wideeyed: face :laugh3: then Jonny told him, "you're aware you're being recorded from behind right," and Chris turns around, and he's so embarrassed but the other guys are laughing their heads off! He managed a bit of a laugh but his face went a bit pink, awwwwww !

 

Then we were rudely interrupted by our art teacher whom turned the DVD off :angry: and were forced to paint something, I did something bizarre, I might scan it soon as I did later paint it in real life.

 

I wish I had a pervtacular one :disappointed: I haven't had any of the sort that actually followed through yet, everytime I kept falling off some high damn place! :veryangry: I deserve one too... :wink3:

 

:thinking:

 

:laugh3:

 

 

Oh and I found our anthem.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESC_4Q1qemkAnnnnnd a performance that always damn turns me on :laugh3::wink3: TOTP version added free~ two for one!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjM7a9-Ui4Yhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3idhu1mUagWellll... I have the Live 03 one on my iPod. Video. So whenever I get uptight or miserable... :sneaky:

 

 

HAHAHAHA! Great dream!:laugh3::laugh3:

 

The vid links don't work:cry::cry::cry: edit: never mind - they work now!YAY

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damn Cobalt - those lucky bastard microphones during Daylight!

I know! :angry:

 

Heh, but I still deserve a pervier one... I didn't wait for Violet Hill for 9 hours for no reason :whip:

 

Maybe Chris was making fun of me waiting for it :laugh3: I was seriously like :wacko: while I was waiting...

 

He'll have to be punished I'm afraid :whip:

Heyhey

 

I have LYRICS for our anthem.

 

I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it

Lalala like it, lalala lalala like it

Singing all over the world

 

...:sneaky:

Alright I'm off to bed, I seriously need to catch up with you guys over the next weekend when I can...

 

See ya, and pervy dreams to all! :wink3:

 

*salute*

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I know! :angry:

 

Heh, but I still deserve a pervier one... I didn't wait for Violet Hill for 9 hours for no reason :whip:

 

Maybe Chris was making fun of me waiting for it :laugh3: I was seriously like :wacko: while I was waiting...

 

He'll have to be punished I'm afraid :whip:

 

 

RAWR! Keep that up and you'll be having pervy dreams tonight;)

Hehe... I came back to steal Thalia's dream post because I was gonna experiment writing it out for that CJ fic :sneaky: you'll be able to see my writing style at least twenty hours away! And... several other things :wink3:

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Hehe... I came back to steal Thalia's dream post because I was gonna experiment writing it out for that CJ fic :sneaky: you'll be able to see my writing style at least twenty hours away! And... several other things :wink3:

 

WOOHOO!

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